#hedgespear

"I’m your man. Please, your man."

"My man."

Maybe he brings some wild garlic to the camp cook at the end of the day, and everyone talks about how the roast meat is good tonight, I wonder what the cook did? And even Baelor and Maekar comment on the flavour, while Dunk's ears turn redder and redder without anyone noticing.

And maybe he grabs some fruit from a passing tree while on horseback, and shares them with Egg, and any guards near by, and maybe with Baelor if he's passing by, and Egg would tease him about how red his face would go as he watches Baelor bite into the tart damsen or eat the flesh from wild cherries before spitting out the stones.

But I think his favourite would be rosehips. An unexpected burst of flavour to brighten his day, he'd split them open before scraping the flesh away with a knife, eating the flesh from the blade. Offering the flesh to others on his own blade with a brisk take care to Egg, th' blades sharp, and a quiet careful to Baelor as they take the flesh from his blade, and oh boy the look in Baelor's eyes as he does is-

And he'd tell young Egg to be careful of the seeds, don't you know they're called itchybacks, and Egg would ask why, and Dunk would cast a look at Baelor full of humour, before showing Egg just why they're called that. He would shove them down the back of Egg tunic, and Egg would squeel and jig around trying to get them out, and Dunk and Baelor wouldn't be able to help laughing.

A crown’s a heavy burden to carry

maybe he's in a coma or something immediately after ashford, and maekar just wanted someone to fuck the noise out of his head, pin him down and make him take it, hard and rough, punishing him like he deserves

dunk asks for advice from rowan on how to fuck a man bc he’s SURE it takes more time than maekar insists to prepare to take a cock. rowan is Concerned, but she’s a girls girl and she does him a solid (dunk breaks down maekar’s door that night like OKAY SO I FOUND OUT ABOUT LUBE YOU FUCKING LIAR)

maekar has known The Whole Time that dunk was smitten with baelor. that's why he thought dunk was a "safe" choice to fuck him. they're both in love with the same man, after all, dunk can't possibly forgive him for what he's done, can he? he must hate maekar as much as he hates himself, for hurting the man they both love?