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Second favourite headcanon to incorporate into every Baelor lives, Dunk/Baelor AU I conjure up is that Maekar is long-suffering because of those two lovesick fools
I was in a writing mood so I wrote a bit of my idea of Dunk going back in time and fighting ( in which you can find here ) instead of him getting his hand chopped off or something else happening. The snippet takes place after the trial. I canβt promise that itβs good lol, but I like it. If thereβs any typos please tell me.
Dunk sits down and trys not to think about the last time he finished up the trial. On the bright side he feels much better.
βDuncan! Dunk!β Raymun runs up to him, Steely Pate not to far behind. βThat was- that was insane! Who knew you could fight like that?β
Dunk breaths out. βI didnβt. I donβt know. Something clicked.β Heβs lying. Heβs lying to his friends. He sighs again. βItβs just how Ser Arlen trained me.β
Raymun laughs, slightly hysterical. βSer Arlen must have been a beast. I mean, at least in war.β
βYeah, I guess. Is everyone alright?β
βYeah kinda. Aerions seven areβ¦ injured. But come on Duncan! You were insane out there!β
Steely Pate nods βYou put on a good show for my armor.β
βI might have a set made for me.β This is a different voice. Baelors. Egg is trailing not so far behind. Dunk closes his eyes. Baelor is an old scar, a bruise that never healed, a broken nose on a man who lost his first fight. Itβs a pain thatβs always there, the kind you learn to live with. Egg thoughβ¦ all Duncan can think of is the man who went mad. Green and melting gold flash in his mind before he remembers thereβs again (it takes a second to count) 11 people to keep alive and sane to stop that future from coming true.
Dunk opens his eyes once more when he feels Egg hug him. Egg looks up at him and exclaims βI knew it! I saw you and I knew you were the best knight! You beat the kingsguard!β Egg unlatches from Dunk then before stepping back and pretending to hold a sword. βYou were like ha! Then ha! Then ha!β
The other adults look at Egg fondly, likely remembering themselves as children. Dunk smiles because itβs been a long time since heβs seen Aegon so calm and free.οΏΌοΏΌ
(gotta think of a less clunky title for this one now, too)
Part 1 in a reblog from @toadtoru-deactivated20260517 (yes, you can't actually tag deactivated blogs, but it didn't feel right to not put something there) with the post that sparked the idea to begin with.
Baelor lives AU. The Second Blackfyre Rebellion has been put to bed.
Dunk would have taken care of the entire bloody thing himself, just to keep Baelor safe, but other people contributed, too. And now he's on his way back to King's Landing to be reunited with the king that he's been trying to protect (who happens to be the same man that he's been missing the whole time).
This won't be the last rebellion that Baelor faces as King, he's sure, but this one has been stamped out and his victorious men are heading home, with the leader in chains, but Baelor is far too busy considering a long-awaited reunion with Dunk to pass much of a thought for Blackfyre.
Baelor is waiting in the courtyard at dawn.
At least, thatβs when Maekar (still employing my favourite Baelor lives to become king and makes Maekar his Hand headcanon) finds Baelor standing there. He wouldn't be surprised if he learned that Baelor has been standing out there all night, though. Fuck, he might even have understood if Baelor had been waiting right here since the ravens came in, letting them know the rebellion was over (for now), Blackfyre was in chains and everyone was heading back here. But that everyone included someone more precious to Baelor than he still quite understood so there was no question that he'd be anxious for that return even more than stamping out another rebellion (not that anyone would dare voice that thought). But there was someone precious to Maekar in the party too (Egg, his baby boy, was finally coming home again after years away). So he stood right alongside Baelor and waited, even if the party wasn't expected to arrive until well after noon.
Baelor having his eyes glued to the gate the entire time. Even with the unmistakable sound of an army marching home. Even with the trumpets announcing their imminent arrival. Even with the proclamations. He keeps looking at the gates anyway because he needs to know the second that Dunk is back home again. (Someone somewhere is telling him "Maybe you want to think about the leader of the failed rebellion instead.") He's scanning the crowd the second that the gates are pushed open, nothing else on his mind. And it takes far too long and yet is somehow also immediate for him to find the unmistakable sight of Dunk among the waves of people streaming into the courtyard and take his first deep breath in years. And then another half a second, max, before he's locking eyes with Dunk.
And then Baelor turns around and marches straight back into the Red Keep.
-
Dunk hasn't been listening to Egg for a while now. He's been at least partly distracted since they started the journey back home again, but it really ramped up when that journey entered its final day and since the first sighting of the city itself? Well, he hasn't been able to pay attention to anything other than getting home again. He knows that Egg is chattering away, his nervous energy coming out a lot louder than Dunk's own single-minded focus, but the only thing running through his head is "Baelor. Baelor. Baelor." He pushes his way through the crowd, wanting to get through the gates as soon as possible, even if there are more important matters to be addressed first- he doesn't really give a fuck about that right now though. And then he's in thr courtyard, scanning the welcoming party for a familiar face (it's been years, but Baelor's is a face that he's seen every night in his dreams and he knows that he'd recognise him, regardless of any change, in a heartbeat). And then there he is. Standing at the top of the stone steps, right next to Maekar. And--
--walking back into the Red Keep?
Dunk doesn't have the time to be confused or saddened or distressed because the next second, Maekar is right next to them, primarily to check on Egg for himself, but he has another purpose, too.
"He wants to see you." Maekar looking Dunk up and down in that way that still makes Dunk feel nervous all these years later. "I imagine he thought a private reunion would be best for all involved. He's in his chambers. I assume you remember the way."
And Dunk doesn't have the time to be embarrassed (the implication of Maekar's words is clear and it's not as if there weren't whispers before he left about the long hours he spent in Baelor's chambers either, but nothing physical happened, save maybe for one occasion of hand-holding, even if they were falling in love the entire time), not because Maekar is spiriting Egg away for a family reunion (maybe even Aemon is back from the Citadel for now, too), but because he's already taking off after Baelor, before Maekar has even finished speaking. He gets through the Red Keep, to Baelor's door, in record time and had to knock exactly one time before Baelor's voice is calling out:
"Enter." (Actually maybe Dunk isn't even done knocking before Baelor is inviting him inside, such is the faith he has in Dunk to follow him immediatel- there's no way it was anyone other than Dunk at his door).
Dunk throws the door open (probably hard enough to break something) and stumbles into the room and there's a moment that stretches into a lifetime where they just stare at each other (taking stock of all the differences they see in each other, but mostly still noticing all the ways they're exactly the same, the very person they've been itching to get back to all this time) before they move.
They mistime things a little, though, so Baelor is still half stepping forward as Dunk is sliding to his knees (the way you're supposed to do to offer deference to the king, not for anything else. Yet) so Dunk's head collides with Baelor's stomach, Baelor gets the wind knocked out of him a little, Dunk drops whatever he's still carrying, Baelor almost tumbles to the floor, but they remain upright, almost laughing at the absurdity.
"I'm sorry," Dunk mutters against Baelor's stomach, while his hands find Baelor's hips.
"Don't be," Baelor mutters back, while his fingers tangle in Dunk's hair.
(They havenβt talked about what all those late night talks and gravitating towards each other and all the ravens exchanged while Dunk was gone, but also they don't even really need to- they Just Know so the physical contact is almost on instinct now)
Baelor is the one who grumbles when Dunk pulls back, but then he's looking down into Dunk's eyes and he can't find anything to complain about. He runs his thumb over the scar on Dunk's cheek (maybe thinks about letting down Dunk's longer than last he saw it hair and running his hands all the way through it).
Dunk looks up at Baelor, taking stock of all the new grey hairs he's gained in the last few years (and maybe begins to think about the *other* implications of his current position and how he doesn't mind that one bit).
And then Baelor says something that neither of them are really expecting. "You're covered in blood."
And that kind of breaks the spell a little.
Dunk, tips of his ears and probably his cheeks too flaming red, stumbles to his feet, stammering an apology. "Lack of form, right? Should always try and fancy yourself up a little before going to meet a king. I can--"
Baelor, who has far more important things on his mind than the blood that Dunk is smearing on his clothes, manages to stop him by grabbing his hand (it works surprisingly quickly, which is information he files away for later, too).
Then Dunk is still bright red, but now he's smiling instead of frowning.
Baelor considers this a win and smiles a genuine smile before he asks about the blood again.
"If it's any help, most of it isn't mine."
And somehow that leads to Baelor having even more questions.
So Dunk launches into a series of stories. First, the blood that is his is only a couple of days, max, old and a consequence of him grabbing some jagged rock in the Kingswood (yes, it did lead to mockery from Egg and probably a bunch of other people, too). And then the specifics of every other drop of blood on his clothes (peppered with yet more apologies for his lack of cleanliness).
Baelor listens patiently to all of Dunk's stories (and reminds him that none of those apologies are necessary). And then he finally asks, "So did the jagged rock fight back?" Because he hasn't failed to notice that the hand he's holding, the one that bears the cut and the bandage that now covers it, also has bruised and scraped knuckles and Dunk hasn't mentioned anything about a punch.
And this is the thing that makes Dunk clam up a little and try to pull back.
Baelor won't let him, of course.
"I suppose it's bad form to strike a hostage."
And Baelor had genuinely forgotten that it wasn't just Dunk coming home, but this is the thing that reminds him that another rebellion is over and there's another Blackfyre in chains in the dungeons somewhere. He doesn't ask if Dunk struck him. He doesn't have to.
"He said some very unflattering things about you just outside the city walls. I couldn't let that stand."
Baelor doesn't asks for details- that can come later.
"I didn't want to stop fighting for you, just because he's in chains now. I don't want to ever stop fighting for you."
Baelor dropping Dunk's hand, but only so that he can reach up, drape his arms over Dunk's shoulders and drag him down, pressing their foreheads together. "Thank you." Because he knows that he's lucky to have a warrior like Dunk out there, fighting to protect his king through any danger the world throws at him, but more than that, he knows that he's lucky to have a man like Dunk love him. "But I would very much like for you to stop talking now."
Dunk probably panicking that Baelor is mad and about to kick him out and he'll never--
"I would very much like to kiss you and I think that would be much easier to do if your mouth wasn't otherwise occupied."
Baelor brings his own armour to Ashford so he doesn't die (there's more nuance than that, but for argument's sake). But then Valarr can wear his own armour to fight for Dunk (because he believes in Dunk the same way Baelor does or because Baelor is all "Wanna beat the shit out of Aerion?" and Valarr is armoured up before Baelor is done speaking or Valarr decides it's prime opportunity to beat the shit out of Aerion by himself and makes it out to the field before Baelor does so Baelor can think he's riding out triumphantly, but Valarr is all "About time you showed up, old man." and it's really family against family). And then one of Dunk's canon champions doesn't have to fight in this version (Hardying because he's the one with the broken leg or Raymun doesn't actually get knighted or someone else, take your pick). And then before the Trial even starts, Dunk can be all "Looks like i have a surplus of champions actually, didnβt even need to pay off any of mine" and Aerion crashes out even more
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I'm imagining Dunk foraging on the road back to Summerhall.
Maybe he brings some wild garlic to the camp cook at the end of the day, and everyone talks about how the roast meat is good tonight, I wonder what the cook did? And even Baelor and Maekar comment on the flavour, while Dunk's ears turn redder and redder without anyone noticing.
And maybe he grabs some fruit from a passing tree while on horseback, and shares them with Egg, and any guards near by, and maybe with Baelor if he's passing by, and Egg would tease him about how red his face would go as he watches Baelor bite into the tart damsen or eat the flesh from wild cherries before spitting out the stones.
But I think his favourite would be rosehips. An unexpected burst of flavour to brighten his day, he'd split them open before scraping the flesh away with a knife, eating the flesh from the blade. Offering the flesh to others on his own blade with a brisk take care to Egg, th' blades sharp, and a quiet careful to Baelor as they take the flesh from his blade, and oh boy the look in Baelor's eyes as he does is-
And he'd tell young Egg to be careful of the seeds, don't you know they're called itchybacks, and Egg would ask why, and Dunk would cast a look at Baelor full of humour, before showing Egg just why they're called that. He would shove them down the back of Egg tunic, and Egg would squeel and jig around trying to get them out, and Dunk and Baelor wouldn't be able to help laughing.
And maybe later, Valar or Daeron or Maekar would ask what all the fuss was about, and Egg would say itchybacks, to which they'd say what the fuck are itchybacks, and well, there's only one thing Egg would be able to do in response to that, and Dunk and Baelor would laugh, this time joined by Eggs giggles, as swearing would fill there air, and as they would share more rosehips between them.
Imagine if Matarys was worse than Egg when it came to Sir Duncan.
Like no one dies and they all go back to Kingslanding to have a βfamily chatβ about Ashford.
Baelor isnβt leaving his new man behind and Maekar knows that the only way to keep Aegon in eyesight is to have the Lunk come with them.
They enter the Red Keep and after hearing from Dunk the King has him have free rein while he and the Queen spend the next three days grilling the fuck out of the rest of the family. Including Egg.
He only has to stay the first day and half of the second but by then itβs too late.
Because while Aegon has been forced into his Grandparents Solar Dunk had nothing to do but train, he had help from other members of the guard. Who gave him subtle thanks for knocking Aerion down a peg or two.
But he also gained a little shadow in the form of Matarys. The young princling is in awe of this giant man who is a true knight. Just like the ones his father used to tell him stories about. He saved a maiden from his mean cousin and even won a trial of the sevens!
He must be the greatest Knight since his great-great Uncle Prince Aemon!
Matarys is a little pudgy and has always preferred poetry to swordplay. Something his father never shamed him about.
But he does feel embarrassed how the second son of the mighty hammer is more likely to shy away from a sword than pick one up.
However now heβs more than intrigued; especially after learning more about being a Hedge Knight from Ser Duncan.
Maybe they could travel across the land. With Matarys as his bard. Singing great songs of his accomplishments.
Duncan doesnβt laugh at him when he says this but does caution that heβd still need to at least know how to use a bow and short sword for there journeying to keep him safe.
And maybe save a few damsels himself. The knight has joked making Matarys turn as red as parts of his hair.
So imagine Baelors surprise to see his sweet little Matarys asking Valarr to teach him how to use a bow.
Aegon on the other hand is as furious as a wet cat over this new development. Now HIS SER is helping his cousin with his sword work and teaching him how to darn old cloth. Something he should only be teaching HIM!
The longer it goes on the angrier Aegon gets until he and Matarys have a straight up fight. (Tho less of a fight on Matarys end)
Duncan breaks them up and they are sent to the Maesters before being taken to the Hands solar.
After a lot of screaming the truth of what has been happening comes out. Aegon threatens Matarys that he isnβt allowed to be Ser Duncanβs squire or heβll stick him (Maekar smacks him over the head for this)
In a rare display of bravery Matarys says that he will still see Ser Duncan and he is going to be his bard. Travelling the land together.
Aegon stops, is quiet for a moment and then nods. Matarys can be Ser Duncanβs bard but Aegon will be his squire. An agreement has been reached.
Except Baelor didnβt agree to this. No youβre not traipsing through the land with Ser Duncan. It doesnβt matter if Aegon wants to. Aegon has his own fath- Well yes I agreed with Aegon but that doesnβt mean- Wait where are you going! Your grandfather is busy!!
And thatβs the tale of how Baelor got a taste of his own medicine and by decree of the king was forced to watch his sweet baby boy go off galavanting around the 7 (9) kingdoms for 3 years.
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obsessed with the idea of Jena/Baelor lavender marriageβtheyβre both gay as hell and good friends who have negotiated something that works politically. Theyβre so good, in fact, that Valaar doesnβt realize that the βromanceβ he idolizes in his familyβs marriage is in fact friendship; this has exponential consequences. Heβs putting Kiera in the Friend Zone without meaning all while wondering why he doesnβt feel closer to his wife and whatβs wrong with him, heβs convinced that his fatherβs interest in Dunk is completely platonic. He hears Baelor praising Dunk for being a true knightβfor his strength and courage and thinks about how his father didnβt even ask him to fight at Ashford and he seethes with jealousy. Heβs killing Dunk with lasers mentally everything he sees him and is making passive aggressive comments that Dunk takes as friendly overtures (theyβre both bad at being bullied/bullying). This ends, of course, with Valaar walking in on them getting down and dirty and immediately wanting to throw himself off a tower
I feel like when I say βrelatableβ what I really mean is βresonant.β I donβt want characters who I feel are like me, I want characters who have emotions so strong I can feel them through the page.
I think this is important because a lot of us forget the power of stories to make us feel things about characters who are not like us, who have experienced things that we never will. The purpose of listening to someone else's story should not necessarily be identification, but understanding.
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use
okay guys take my hand we're going on an adventure for this one π«΄πΌ
au where instead of having the trial of seven dunk is like yeah no actually I would prefer to live thanks and just fucking splits, and everyone is there waiting for him but he's already got like a six hour head start. baelor would find out about this as he's like in the process of putting valarrs armor on, bc he never even considered that dunk would run
naturally, there would be a manhunt, and a fat fucking bounty on his head. like big enough that even the small folk that would otherwise support dunk would be stupid not to rat on him, but by some miracle he gets away, and eventually he's just presumed dead bc literally nobody has seen him in forever and it's kind of hard to miss him.
the whole situation has spoiled the idea of knighthood and chivalry for dunk. like all he did was protect tanselle, and Aerion would've had his head for it, or at the very least there would've been a trial by 7. like how many good men were they going to let die for the sake of the dragons pride. so like even if he wasn't literally being hunted by the whole realm he's like fuck this knight shit anyways.
years pass. then there's some rumors going around, about a giant bandit roaming the kings road. but he never bothers the small folk, he's in the business of robbing lords and nobles, and also beating the brakes off of other bandits who do bother the peasants.
so naturally, bc he's bothering the nobility and also bc everyone is like hmmm a giant guy that stands up for small folk...sounds like someone else that caused a lot of problems for the crown, the search for dunk starts up again. but by now the people love him so much that they won't narc on him even for gold, bc he's been on his robin hood grind for years, bc even as a bandit you can't take away dunks good heart.
anyway, they can't catch him, and I imagine Baelor is still pressed about it on like a personal level even after years bc he was going to show up for the guy, and then he ran
but Baelor's got bigger problems bc whoops blackfyre rebellion. so there's a battle, and baelor is badly injured and his host has just fucking scattered bc they got beat so badly, so he's just like lying half dead on the battlefield and is like well this is the end.
but then some giant of a man drags him off the field. I imagine he blacks out at some point, but he wakes up in some random camp in the woods, and dunk is there and has patched up all of Baelor's wounds. but baelor doesn't recognize dunk at first so he just thinks he's a kind stranger or something and is like you have to get me back to kings landing, you'll be rewarded, like you'll be so rich, you just have to help me.
and dunk knows exactly who he dragged off that field, so he's like yeah so here's the thing. I don't want your money, and you're actually my prisoner now. and what's going to happen is I'll take you back to kings landing safely, if and only if I get a full pardon for my crimes.
then baelor realizes who it is. and he's like holy fuck ser duncan, and dunk is like don't call me Ser, all that knight shit is a big lie, I don't want any part of that.
baelor is like ooookay well fine, you'll get a pardon but you have to get me back safely.
this is, naturally, where our enemies to lovers arc starts.
so we're adventuring halfway across westeros, and as they're riding Baelor is like why did you run, I would've fought for you, and dunk is like fought for me? you could've stopped the whole trial if you wanted to. and Baelor's like well technically yes, but you did strike a prince and dunk is like and I'll strike another one if you keep talking
and they're stopping in taverns in whatnot along the way, and baelor is like aren't you afraid we'll be recognized. and dunk is like I know we're being recognized but how about you take a look at the painting on that wall. and it's a giant knight fighting a dragon, like anti-targ pro robin hood dunk type shit. dunks got entire villages loyal to him at this point. but baelor misses the point completely and is like oh so you'll side with the Blackfyres then and dunk is like no, we're on team no dragons full stop.
but the more time they spend traveling the more Baelor is like maybe he is as good as I once thought, like okay he's speaking straight treason every time he opens his mouth but he's also helping all these people, and they all love him, and maybe I am the bad guy.
and so then he starts asking dunk about the realm, from a commoners perspective, and dunk is like okay maybe he does actually care, he's just so insanely out of touch that he didn't realize how bad a lot of people have it.
anyways they grow to have a begrudging respect for each other, and that grows into something else entirely, but it's soooo doomed bc once dunk gets them to kings landing and gets pardoned he's immediately fucking right back off to his forest no matter how much Baelor begs him to stay.
this got away from me a little, but that's the gist of it anyways
maybe dyanna did balance out maekar's temper but she does it by getting into stupid little arguments with him. maekar is a grumpy mf who itches for a fight and is a contrarian for the fuck of it (drawing this from the ashford castle scene, god he rly is aerion's dad) so I think it would be really fun if the reason why he fell for dyanna is that she indulges that side of him. oh, maekar thinks flowers are frivolous? dyanna would argue against him about it to death, purchase plants against his will, while maekar would groan as he calls someone to make her a garden. sometimes they might agree with each other's point, but they still argue about it anyways. it's like having lawyer parents, that's why their kids are so mouthy. the concept of maekar and dyanna making a debate team out of their family is so funny and so cursed.
Headcanon that Dunk taught Egg how to fist fight by virtue of he himself having grown up in Fleabottom and knowing how important it can be to know how to throw a good punch.
This backfires when King Aegon V starts being known for his mean left hook after taking care of a wayward assassin himself one night.
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