#heathlemon

Summer: These kids I'm babysitting are OBSESSED with the episode of the Magic School Bus where they go inside of the human body, but that episode is THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES. What did I do to deserve to be stuck watching this on repeat all day???

Haley: Do you ever feel like your name like, affects you as a person? Like, who is Heath Lemon? Would he be the same if he was Heath Orange or Heath Tangerine instead? Like, how does that WORK? Does a name define you???

Yzla: Please tell me you're someone else who's taken the first astronomy class at ASU and wants to take the second because I need someone to take it with me!

Andy: Hey, I almost made up some excuse about needing help with science homework to try and hang with you and hopefully make out or something, but then I remembered that you're cool and I could probably just tell you that, so! Here's me, passing that on :-P

Blake: You think if I ever wanted to skip a soccer game I could sub in one of my gorilla friends for me? I bet no one would be able to tell the difference.

Kendall: You weren't named after the candy bar, were you? No judgement either way, it's a pretty cool candy, but idk, your name makes you sound more like you're from Sugar Rush than from San Fransoyko.

Bowie: Duuuuude I just unlocked Daisy on Smash Bros Ultimate and she's SO FREAKY GOOD. I almost never wanna battle as Yoshi again.

Mateo: Doooooo you tutor people??? Pls say yes!