#headcanons list

‎♡‧₊˚ Shadow didn't even know when, where or how he started to like you around so much.

‎♡‧₊˚ At first, he probably just thought of you being useful to Team Dark and a great help.

‎♡‧₊˚ But now? Now Shadow finds himself quietly watching the moon, seeing you there instead of the stars. Remembering the details of your face smiling, the way you laugh, and the way you treated him.

‎♡‧₊˚ He obviously doesn't know what this feeling is, after all he has never felt something so powerful for someone since Maria. He may even have thought it was selfish of him to compare you to her, not wanting to see you as a "replacement" or something like that.

‎♡‧₊˚ He doesn't like to talk about feelings (especially his), but Rouge is attentive enough to care about him and notice how he feels around others, especially around you. She must have noticed it before Shadow himself did.

‎♡‧₊˚ "Are you in love?"

‎♡‧₊˚ Nonsense. Where did she get that from? Shadow had no time for love. Love is a powerful word, a word he would only use to describe his relationship with Maria, practically his only family back then.

‎♡‧₊˚ But this got Shadow thinking.

‎♡‧₊˚ Was he in love?

‎♡‧₊˚ With you?

‎♡‧₊˚ This distracted him on missions, it occupied his mind more than he admitted or let on, until a point where he simply started avoiding you, thinking it was your fault. You waved at him and he ran; You got close and his spines stood on end; You smiled, and he refused to smile back.

‎♡‧₊˚ After a few days, he finally stopped to ask himself.

‎♡‧₊˚ Why was it your fault?

‎♡‧₊˚ It's not like you have the power to put feelings in him, and he knows that very well, he's not naive. But he also doesn't know how to deal with it yet.

‎♡‧₊˚ Shadow apologized and went back to his usual behavior around you, but if you were observant enough, you'd notice he was different. That he looked at you differently.

‎♡‧₊˚ Your dynamic was the same as always, but now Shadow felt an intimacy he hadn't felt with anyone else before. A certain discomfort, perhaps?

‎♡‧₊˚ Oh, he felt so guilty feeling uncomfortable around you, believe me.

‎♡‧₊˚ But he had already understood that this wasn't either of your faults, since, as living beings, you can't control your feelings like machines. He knew that.

‎♡‧₊˚ And yet, he still secretly wished he had a database to completely erase this folder of feelings that was making him malfunction.

‎♡‧₊˚ But... It's not like he doesn't like feeling this way about you. It's not like he hates the feeling of wanting to have you around.

‎♡‧₊˚ It's not like he's hating loving you. Really.

‎♡‧₊˚ This was something that made him and Rouge talk more than ever, since Omega himself wouldn't be of much help.

‎♡‧₊˚ "You just have a crush, Shadow. It's fine. It's not the end of the world."

‎♡‧₊˚ Oh, but it was the end of his world. At least that was what he told himself constantly.

‎♡‧₊˚ He's afraid of getting too attached to you and ending up like his trauma with Maria again, he's afraid of focusing more on feelings than on his missions, he's afraid of failing you by thinking about you like that.

‎♡‧₊˚ Even though he's practically over fifty years old, Shadow still thinks about feelings like a teenager, asking questions back and forth as if he'll get answers.

‎♡‧₊˚ You treated him like a friend, someone close, someone important, and not like a weapon. That's okay, all of his friends did that.

‎♡‧₊˚ But you?

‎♡‧₊˚ You didn't treat him like someone special because he had talent.

‎♡‧₊˚ You treated him like someone special because he was special to you.

‎♡‧₊˚ And he couldn't understand why.

‎♡‧₊˚ Why did you think he was special to you? Why did you stick around when no one else did? Why did you keep following him when everyone else was going the other way?

‎♡‧₊˚ And why did he have a shred of hope asking this?

‎♡‧₊˚ A hope that maybe, just maybe, you would look at him the way he looks at you.

‎♡‧₊˚ You already saw him better than anyone else, but he still wanted you to see more of him, he wanted you closer (physically and emotionally), and he felt selfish about it.

‎♡‧₊˚ It's kinda funny, really.

‎♡‧₊˚ The Ultimate Lifeform suffering from having a crush and not knowing how to deal with it.

I . ACCENTS

Accents are great. They’re amazing. To you and Remy, at least. The rest of the team can find themselves groaning and complaining when it seems like you and Remy are babbling to each other in a language no one but the two of you can comprehend. Don’t get them started on how your accent gets thicker when you’re scolding or yelling. Remy loves it. He just listens to you spit every word, every slang, all of it. The team will ask what you’re saying, and Remy tells them that if they were meant to hear it, you’d make a better effort to talk in a comprehensible manner. Sometimes the opposite happens. Remy will get absolutely pumped and start to ramble in that sweet Cajun accent. Translations? No time. You’re too busy enthusiastically hyping him up.

II . TEAM UP

You and Remy came up with a fun little team up tactic. Your mutation allows you to hold on to and throw back powers that are thrown at you. One day Remy wanted to play around with this. He charged up a card, and called out to you. “Aye, cher! Catch!” You quickly turned and caught the card. You felt the flaming energy build up in your palms that cupped around it. You winced and dropped it on the floor before looking at Remy and smiling. He returned a knowing smirk, and that led to your next battle being an excited one. The other mutants watched in awe as you caught a card, held on to it tightly, and flicked it towards one of the mechanical henchmen you were going against. Remy whooped excitedly, cheering you on as the card had sliced through the robot like butter, even going a few feet into the ground under the metal thing.

III . COUNTY FAIR

What kind of “x southern!reader” headcanon list would this be without the mention of county fairs??? Since the two of you got close, you’d go to every county fair within a five hour drive. On your calendar, you’ve got the dates of every single fair marked down. The fairs are such a relaxing, calmly intimate experience for you guys. Holding hands, screaming on the rides, petting all the animals—it’s all so great. For the hours you spend there, the fact of some people being discriminating towards mutants just leaves completely. The fair is a place to have fun! That’s exactly what it is. Sometimes the two of you have a little *too much* fun. This means coming back to the mansion with funnel cakes, handmade crafts, and a ton of stuffed animals to share with everyone.

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- Jack can speak Spanish and knows a good amount of ASL from living/being on the streets of New York - His bio parents taught him German, but he isn’t entirely fluent in it and is super rusty with it since he’s not really spoken it in some time

- Danny's first language isn't English and that's why he can't be hypnotized in English (stolen from @manisanythingnottaken hehe) but rather Polish and he knows Latin, some French, and textbook Spanish, and enjoys just. learning/knowing languages

- Henley speaks French fluently, she was raised bilingual French and English

- She also has a French accent-- at least a mild one-- but she makes an effort to cover it up most of the time

- Everyone is shocked to hear her sounding super French one night when they're either drunk or super tired

- Danny learned French because of Henley

- Merritt knows Italian and a healthy amount of Spanish - Merritt also knows German because he and Chase wanted to learn a language together when they were little (around 10-ish) that nobody else knew so it was like a secret, and they thought German sounded funny because of how aggressive it was

- Danny has incredibly neat handwriting

- Henley has a really really elegant cursive that's just super beautiful and Jack cannot, for the life of him, decipher it

- Merritt is great at copying handwritings and so he tends to shift in writing style a lot but has a pretty generic default script, if a little messy

- Jack's default is chicken scratch, it's a bunch of different bits and bobs from different fonts crammed together and worse than that all his letters in a single word are connected because he rarely picks up his pen/pencil

Probably wouldn't ask to do it, but would wait for you to ask him

Once he starts, he's not coming back up until you've cum so many times you can't take it anymore

Would still know exactly how to use his tongue to fuck you

He loves the mess you make of his face

Never wants the taste of you to escape from his lips

Won't think about his own pleasure like once, this IS his own pleasure

Literally not a single thing except for you is on his mind right now

He likes the way you grab at his hair or push his head down

He forgets how much he likes when you ride his face until it happens and he gets so obsessed all over again

He'd moan against you and it riles you up even more

Will never want to stop, like ever

"Noah, please, I can't..." "Please baby, let me make you cum just a few more times, then we can be done."

Even then he doesn't wanna stop

Literally would only stop if you used your safe word or started crying

Lots of aftercare though

Like he loves you so much and would never ever want to actually hurt you

His brain would get all foggy and hazy

Would caress your body as he tongue fucks you

Would start slow but definitely pick up his pace as he can tell you get closer and closer

Would use his fingers at the same time as his tongue, wanting to get you to cum as soon as you feel like you need to

- Left handed or ambidextrous

- His partner would prolly call him butterscotch since his name is a play on words of it

- Gay loser but likes girls (bicurious mention)

- Very fair with everything (likes making sure everyone has their part)

- His dad is the coach for little league so he’s forced to play but doesn’t want to

- Likes fashion design but sucks at it

- Has light blue eyes and after Kenny got him in the eye with the ninja star he went a few years without having a second eye. His parents finally got him a glass eye after he had a breakdown over looking weird

- Fav animals are pandas and hamsters

- He draws a lot. More than shown in the show, He spends most of his downtime drawing

- Classes he does the best in is Business and science

- Skips class to probably have panic attacks or something idk

- Dyslexic probably

- Autistic (as one with asd he def has it)

- Ambivert

- Always cold

- Hates tomatoes and mushrooms

- Gets extra learning outside of the classroom because he lacks in certain areas

- Naturally skinny and takes a lot to gain weight / fast metabolism

- Likes underwhelming games (dislikes PvP or high action games, plays GTA but only to drive around and shoot things)

- 16% Hawaiian (ik he’s not actually Hawaiian but idgaf)

- Loves gossip and going around and talking about gossip

- His favorite toys are Littlest pet shops

- He really likes stars. Take him stargazing, teach him the constellations because his parents refuse to

- Fav flowers are daisys

- Rubs his knuckles together as a Stim

- Naive and Incredibly easy to Manipulate

- Despite that he’s very intelligent in certain areas (ex; Business)

- The most kind and sweet kid in South Park despite the few times he wasn’t lol he can be cruel when pushed to his limits / manipulated so

- Misogynist but grows out of that in his early teens

- People take advantage of his Naivety constantly

- Has major trust issues form in his teens

- Stands on eggshells constantly around everyone because of his parents abuse. This hits him the worst in his teens/adult years

- Instead of seeing his mistakes as a learning opportunity, because of his parents, he chronically fears making mistakes and generates a fearful personality.

- Isolates himself, especially when he doesn’t feel free to be himself. Will go quiet and blend in with the background or just leave to go home or skip class

- Resentment, frustration build up over the years and sometimes gets violent over it. Feels horrible afterwards and isolates himself for weeks if he has a violent outburst

- Sometimes wakes up screaming from nightmares

- Low self esteem. Truly Believes he deserves all his punishments and constantly puts himself down. Believes he is a bad kid when in truth it’s very much the opposite

- Acts irritable or closed off sometimes

- Don’t get me wrong he’s not innocent he’s done some bad things lmao

- Often does socially inappropriate things (ASD to blame for that)

- the day a girl beat him up (Bebe) was the day he started to respect women (or keep his mouth shut)

- can pretty much play any instrument and be good at it. His favorite is electric guitar.

- probably a furry

- hyperfixates on subjects a lot and doesn’t really keep a consistent special interest (has a few persistent ones but doesn’t hyperfixate on them, they more so wake up from their slumber from time to time when new things come out)

- has inward facing buckteeth and wakes up with sore teeth from clenching in his sleep

- has bad memory, mostly around the more traumatic parts of his life or when he’s sad. He completely forgets about the time his mom tried to kill him and when he saw his dad in the motel

- more so about his mom this time but she actually (Tw suicide) kills herself when Stevens caught in the bathhouse, he doesn’t come home in this au/headcanon list and she goes through with it.

- he casually drops this fact to the group / his friends and then goes and cries by himself in the bathroom

- Steven hates butters because he looks like Linda, takes out his frustrations on him

- before that linda was also known to be prone to mental breakdowns and depression