#headcanonns

Ordinary🌶️

Kara Zor El x Male Reader x Kendra Saunders

• It was a special day for you as a museum tour guide

• Today was the start of a new exhibit about an ancient crystal

• Unbeknownst to the museum, the crystal contained a dangerous magical artifact

•You were in the middle of leading a tour when the robbery and gunfire started

•Superman and the Justice Gang were nearby and alerted to the robbery

•You were able to get the guests evacuated

•Unfortunately, one of the robbers grabbed you and held you as a hostage

•The criminals threatened the authorities: If they're not allowed to leave they will kill you and use the magical artifact

•The criminals had two vans: one that would carry you and the other that would carry the magical artifact

•Both vans took off and the heroes split up to track both vans

•You were blindfolded and brought to a warehouse

•Fortunately for you, Supergirl and Hawkgirl were tracking your van

•They were able to deal with the robbers with ease

•They found you, covered in some minor bruises and got you to an EMT

•In the weeks after, you started noticing a couple of customers returning, a brunette and a blonde

•Kara and Kendra were keeping watch to see how you were doing after the robbery

•Slowly they started falling for you

•You were intelligent, kind to guests, and not too bad on the eyes

•You didn't think much at first, until you were approached at the end of a shift

•Finding out two superheroes had a crush on you was certainly a shock

•The conversation was taken to a rooftop where they proposed a relationship

•Obviously you agreed and the three of you came up with a plan for your relationship

•Date nights are held separately so you can give each girl attention

NSFW

Kendra Saunders

•Kendra is an affectionate lover, you will be covered in kisses

•Your dates are more low-key, visiting diners and even a rooftop date Kendra flew you to

•After your third date, Kendra invited you to her house

•Things started with kisses before they started heating up

•Sometimes when Kendra climaxes, her wings pop out

•In the aftermath of intimacy, you would cuddle up to her petting her wings, something she doesn't trust a lot of people to do

Kara Zor El

•Dates with Kara are something unique

•Affection with Kara is something that slowly builds, but she soon gets addicted to it

•Lots of dates to alien planets

•Your favorite thing was seeing the different sites on alien worlds

•One day, Kara showed up with a red sun lamp

•In the blink of an eye, Kara grabbed you and super sped to the bedroom

•Kara gasps Everytime you nibble her, not used to people actually leaving marks on her

•She will playfully pin you down and ride you until both of you see stars as you shoot a load in her

•Intimacy with Kara is very playful and loving, with the both of you covered in kisses and hickeys

•Ultimately, your relationship with both the girls is strange, but loving

•And you wouldn't have it any other way

A Long Nine Months

Pregnant witch reader x Elijah Mikaelson (+ Rebekah Mikaelson)

Warnings: pregnancy? Idk, just fluff

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Elijah would be the most protective person ever. Like if you thought he was protective before, it's amped up 1000 times more

He would want to be with you at all times

I think I am definitely having a struggle with understanding your wording which is probably a me thing but I would absolutely love to talk about gp!kate, anon

18+ post only please mdni

-Yelena doesn’t know that Kate has a dick until later. For some reason, if doesn’t pop up when she’s doing all of her initial research into her, maybe because she doesn’t really go deep into her medical history.

-when they’re fighting in the last episode of Hawkeye, Yelena gets a little bump and genuinely thinks that Kate is packing a strap under her dress/tac suit for some fucking reason. That in itself gets her flustered and wet, but she ignores it and doesn’t bring it up.

-before they start dating, there are a few more instances where Yelena somehow manages to convince herself that Kate just happens to be packing every single time. It doesn’t even cross her mind to question if Kate’s anatomy is different.

-lesbians can never do anything in a calm manner, so when they both finally figure out their feelings for each other and confess, that leads to a heated make out session and heavy petting. Yelena is on Kate’s lap when she notices something poking between Kate’s legs, and she’s so disoriented and horny that she just point blank asks if Kate is wearing a strap.

-Kate gets a little quiet and red for a moment and just shakes her head. She already thought that Yelena knew, and that’s why she had never said anything, but turns out she’d been none the wiser.

-there’s a moment of just silent contemplation from Yelena before she seems to realize what’s up, and it’s like nothing is different at all, she just moans and looks Kate right in the eye as she starts to grind on her lap.

-Kate basically just loses her fucking mind and they bang it out on her couch the whole night

-do I want to talk about Kate’s dick in a little more than necessary detail? Yes, yes I do. No I’m not sorry.

-babygirl has a thick 8 inches that drive Yelena absolutely insane. You all know I’m right- Kate Bishop has massive dick energy. It’s a few shades darker than her natural skin tone and the shape and texture of the head makes it one of Yelena’s favorite teething toys.

-Kate is absolutely an ass and thighs girly, so her favorite positions to fuck Yelena in are doggy and cowgirl/reverse cowgirl

Remus critiques Horror Films just like Roman critiques Disney Films as seen in "Are There Good Distractions?"

I can just imagine Remus, Janus, Logan having a Horror Movie Marathon.

Remus and Logan would point out and discuss all the things that are unrealistic.

Such as:

Police and military personnel being completely useless against a killer

Falling down and crawling instead of getting up and running away

Venturing out of the house, alone, at night, after hearing widespread news reports of a serial killer on the rampage in the community

While all of them point out all of the dumb things people do in horror movies.

Such as:

Moving into a house that has a horrible history, such as a possible massacre.

Purchasing a cursed item and not throwing it out

The fact that every single time the main character manages to trip over absolutely nothing.

I'm sure that last bit makes Master Harry drink a bit more.

Cause Tom may be one of his kids, but still.

Master Harry is dying inside. He raised these kids. Who taught them this shit? Tom why....?

BUT

That doesn’t change the fact that I definitely see Earth bender Hiccup, water bender Jack, air bender Rapunzel, and fire bender Merida