#he looks familiar...

I was tagged by @luvwich. I decided to go with something novel and interview the commander of the rebel army known as the Wolverines, as featured in The President's Lady, my Myers x V fanfic. This is technically his first appearance in The President's Lady canon.

Interviewer: The commander of the anti-NUSA militia known as 'The Wolverines' rarely agrees to going in front of the media. He agreed to this exclusive interview on the condition that his identity was obscured. For this meeting, we were scanned, our cyberware was disabled, and we were bagged, before being driven to an unknown location.

This is what he shared with us.

Interviewer: Thank you for agreeing to meet with us, Commander. Commander: Thank you for coming. I was half-expecting you to flake out when you heard my conditions to agreeing to this interview. Interviewer: The truth isn't scared of being bundled into the back of a van blindfolded, Commander. Commander: Hmph...

Name?

You can call me 'Commander.'

Nickname?

I don't know you well enough for you to know that... yet.

Gender?

Male. Cis.

Star sign?

Orion. The hunter. Fitting, considering our line of work is hunting those who would destroy what little freedom Night City has left.

Height?

Helping the FIA build a physiological profile on me? Also want the size of my cock?

Interviewer: Uh... I don't think that'll be necessary. Next question? Commander: Please.

Orientation?

Upright.

Interviewer: No, sir, I meant... which way do you swing? Commander:...

Next question.

Nationality/ethnicity?

Helping the FIA figure out my life story?

Interviewer: No, I assure you we have no... Commander: If you were FIA, we wouldn't be having this conversation... and you'd be dead. Interviewer: *gulp*

Night City, born and raised. My father bled red, white and blue for the NUSA. He eventually died for it. His blood is on the hands of every politician and corpo fuck who let us bleed in the name of ever higher profits.

Next question.

Favourite fruit?

Pineapple.

Favourite season?

Spring. The dawn of new life. One day, Night City will have its spring. It will be the dawn of a new age for America, one closer to the ideals we were taught America stood for. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Favourite flower?

The Sampaguita.

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?

Coffee. Easier to put whiskey in coffee than hot chocolate.

Average hours of sleep?

Depends on a number of factors.

Interviewer: such as?

I reckon between 6-8 hours. I tend to sleep better when I hear that the NUSA has tripped on its own cock... so I sleep well pretty much every night.

Dog or cat person?

Cats. Cats choose their humans, they're independent-minded and they don't blindly follow orders. We could do with more cats in this world and fewer lapdogs.

Dream trip?

Have we invented interdimensional travel yet? Love to visit an Earth that isn't being actively gangbanged by the worst possible examples of humanity.

Favourite fictional character?

Captain America. Cap'n Rogers would see Myers for the fascist she is and sock her with that shield of his. He'd be appalled at the state of America today.

Number of blankets you sleep with?

My troops make do with one, so I do as well.

Fun fact?

Since we started this interview, about twenty innocent people have died on the streets of Night City...

Not very fun, is it?

Interviewer: N-no sir.

How do we stop it?

Interviewer: I don't know...

Have to stop it at the source. Myers is just a symptom of the disease. The disease is the inhumane system we live in, it's antithetical to life... but you're not here for the recruiting speech.

Any other questions?