#hawksburn

Hawks, drunk: Man, Endeavor's so awesome.. of course I'm gonna fanboy about him, what do they expect?! I'm not exactly keeping my admiration for him a secret, yet I always end up getting dumped for it at the end, as if they didn't know what they got into when dating me....

Mirko, rubbing his back: There, there, pipi..

Burnin, also drunk: I know what you mean, bro.. I admire the guy, he's awesome to work for, I love my job. But dudes always get bothered by my comitment.

Hawks: That sucks.

Burnin: They suck..

Mirko: Well, that's just lame. Next time, how about trying to find someone who shares some of your enthusiastic like for him? Then there shouldn't be any falling out over it.

Burnin: Ha! As if there's a man who'd be okay with me putting so much attention on another man!

Hawks: Yeah! Where'd I ever find a woman who'd be willing to hear me gushing about someone else like I do?

Mirko:

Hawks:

Burnin:

[Later]

Endeavor, opening up a letter: What's this?

Endeavor: A wedding invitation?

Mirko, releases Hawks who falls to the floor: Sorry!

Mirko, waving as she stumbles away: He's all yours now, babe! Byyeeeeee!

Burnin, walking over: Kei?

Hawks, drunk as hell: Mooeeeeee! Hi!

Hawks, Rolling over to lie on his back: Hey, hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss em!

Hawks: [reaches for Burnin, puckering his lips]

Hawks: Hey, watch me try to make these loops IN REVERSE!!

Hawks: Why?

Burnin: Check this out!

Burnin: Hey, Endeavor! Do you love us?

Endeavor, quickly covering his ears: No!