[At a bar, toasting to their failed relationships]
Hawks, drunk: Man, Endeavor's so awesome.. of course I'm gonna fanboy about him, what do they expect?! I'm not exactly keeping my admiration for him a secret, yet I always end up getting dumped for it at the end, as if they didn't know what they got into when dating me....
Mirko, rubbing his back: There, there, pipi..
Burnin, also drunk: I know what you mean, bro.. I admire the guy, he's awesome to work for, I love my job. But dudes always get bothered by my comitment.
Hawks: That sucks.
Burnin: They suck..
Mirko: Well, that's just lame. Next time, how about trying to find someone who shares some of your enthusiastic like for him? Then there shouldn't be any falling out over it.
Burnin: Ha! As if there's a man who'd be okay with me putting so much attention on another man!
Hawks: Yeah! Where'd I ever find a woman who'd be willing to hear me gushing about someone else like I do?
Mirko:
Hawks:
Burnin:
[Later]
Endeavor, opening up a letter: What's this?
Endeavor: A wedding invitation?
Burnin, kicking open the door, carrying Hawks bridal-style: We're getting hitched, bitch!
