#harui

Isuke: Looks like you have a self-sacrificing idiot as your gf too, huh? My idiot tried to kill her opponent and herself at the same time, once. All in the name of her family. I guess we really have idiots who would do anything for their family as our gf, huh?

Cait and Blake: And yet, we can't help but to fall even more in love with them, huh?

Isuke, the ever tsundere: Speak for yourselves. Isuke doesn't fall in love.

Cait and Blake: *rolling their eyes*

Cinder landed in front of them with a dramatic flair that put even Isuke to shame.

Blake: Oh, it's you. What are you doing here?

Cinder: Couldn't help but to overhear the conversation, thought I had to jump in.

Cait: Well, do you have anything helpful to chime in about our dating lives or give us any dating tips on how to make sure that our altruistic idiots won't go dying on us first?

Cinder: First of all, I don't do dates.

Blake: *coughs* Could've fooled me.

Cinder: *glaring dangerously* Excuse me?

Blake: *unfazed* Right... You and Winter are not dating. Even though me and my team had caught you in "not-dating" scenarios numerous times in cafes, diners... Dark alleyways... *smirking*

Cinder: *ignoring hard* Second of all, I don't have any tips other than to say that one time, she said that her life doesn't matter. To fucking Penny. A robot who has no life. Can you believe that?

Blake, dryly: She was talking about Fria though and that Penny should save Fria instead of her after you tried to kill her. And need I mention that it was because of you that Yang fell into the void.

Cinder: Oh yeah, there's that. But you gotta admit, at least you came out OK and both of you finally confessed your feelings to each other in that void. Couldn't have happened if that didn't happen. *turning around to address a confused Cait and Isuke* Yeah, we were enemies before. But it's all good now.

Blake: Yeah, she and her not-girlfriend were enemies before too, but looks like Winter has tamed the fire inside her.

Cinder: Say that one more time and I'll incinerate you.

Blake, deadpanned: Winter would never forgive you, so you wouldn't do that.

Cinder: Anyway, have fun, children. I gotta go burn down some buildings. *flew off*

Isuke, who had been quiet this whole time: *trying to sound as nonchalant as possible* Isuke is not impressed by much, but you've got to introduce her to me and her girlfriend properly next time.

Blake, blinking: Why?

Isuke, flipping her hair and checking her nails: Oh, nothing. Isuke just wants to learn some dating tips from them and how not to fall in love.

Cait: Ah, that's right. Cos you don't fall in love, right?

Blake: *sarcastic, playful, tone* Cos you're a tsundere.

Isuke, unfazed: Yeah, that's right. Though Isuke is surprised you know that word.

Blake: I read a lot.

Meanwhile, the other half of the ship are having this conversation, while in the middle of sparring with each other.

Vi: Man, my younger sister really hates my cupcake and being irrationally jealous of her. Kidnapped her once and nearly killed her. And she killed her mom. Then Cait hated her for a while. That was a hard time for all of us.

Haruki: Tell me about it. My younger sister doesn't like Isuke-sama and she took what I told her once when we were young that we would be together forever literally.

Yang: My younger sister... well, I got nothing. Except that she was depressed when Blake and I got together and I didn't notice it. She wasn't happy at first, which I felt guilty of, but now that she is OK, she is actually supportive of my relationship with Blake and doesn't get jealous of her. She likes her too, but come to think of it... they don't really talk or interact with each other all that much... hmm...

Winter landed in front of them.

Winter: What are you talking about?

Yang: Oh, nothing. Just about how much our little sister hates our girlfriends. Vi's little sister hates her girlfriend, kidnapped her, killed her mom and her girlfriend hated her for a while. Haruki's little sister is jealous of her girlfriend and wanted to be the one to be with Haruki forever. While Ruby, she wasn't happy at first but now she is OK and she isn't jealous or trying to kill Blake or something. Which I should be appreciative of.

Winter: Yeah, you should.

Yang: Yeah, considering that you had it worst than all of us. The woman you're dating did actually try to kill your little sister, killed Pyrrha, served a tyrant and was a war criminal, an arsonist...

Winter: *quietly, but fondly* Yeah, she did all of that. *then realizing that she is doomed* but we are not dating.

Yang: Oh, come on! It's time for you guys to make it official, considering how many times me and my team have caught you in the act! And for the record, we have all forgiven her, well, except for Weiss, but can you blame her? She did almost killed her once. But, Cinder had proven herself to us time and time again that she had changed for the better. Don't be so hard on yourself, eh?

Suddenly, a loud boom could be heard from afar and smoke billowed in the sky.

Winter, sighing audibly: That had to be Cinder. I was supposed to meet her last night but I didn't and now she's acting out again.

Yang: Ooohhh... You stood her up. You're in trouble.

Winter: It's not like that. I was busy and I've told her beforehand.

Yang: Yeah, maybe she is acting out cos you don't want to make it official. Cinder is the epitome of "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". But hey, if anyone can handle her, you can.

Yeah, Yang had it better than the 3 of them combined, tho Haruki's situation was more of a joke. Vi had it the worst in this scenario. And yes, these three ship dynamics are poor brawlers with younger sisters to protect meet rich girls and falling in love.