#hartz oc

im starved of more content so im gonna make more.. hahaha evilly.

Flug often is too tired to make 505 go to bed, so Hartz chimes in to help. As a friend would. Totally. They're not together. For realsies. Believe me. The chief scientist at BHO has no interest in this random woman. Absolutely. For sure. Yup.

𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍, 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚞𝚜𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. 𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚜, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠?

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚌𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚍! 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚘? 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝? 𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢's his son's 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚝 summer c𝚊𝚖𝚙!! 𝙸𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎! ♥︎

I'm just curious.. I'd reaaalllyyy appreciate a middle person between her and I, before asking- you know what? Nevermind.

Anyway, she's mad about something and I'd like to ask for advice on what to do to resolve it. Mostly how to explain and/or apologise. And I'm asking you because you seem to..know her?

It's not like I did anything to HER! I swear-!

-Hartz (asking for advice, earnestly.)

@hartz-likes-flesh

P̶e̶n̶u̶m̶b̶r̶a̶ and I are in... Medium rare terms..

When we were on a [relationship] we always solved our problems with whisky and kisses. (cough sometimes cough)

BUT VERY V̶E̶R̶Y̶ V̶E̶R̶Y̶ B̶E̶F̶O̶R̶E̶ T̶H̶A̶T̶,

I apologized in the most calm and responsible way ever. I mean— "I retract what i did / said and i deeply apologize for my actions". T̶h̶a̶t̶ w̶a̶s̶ [embarrassing] for me to do. I would also recommend to n̶o̶t̶ m̶o̶v̶e̶ your arms or hands a lot or she'll think that you're n̶o̶t̶ sorry a̶t̶ a̶l̶l̶.̶

I don't only know her, I LITERALLY— [This answer is not available at the moment, please try with another answer]

*sigh* god damned deleted code..

...

And you better be careful wï†h whå† ɏðµ Ðð wï†h hêr.

"IS THAT SO? I'M STOOOOOPID? LIKE A MOOOOOORON? HMM? Hmm?!"

"...Gggrrr.."

𝖢𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍: 𝗈𝖼 𝗑 𝖼𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗇, 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿, 𝗉𝖺𝗉𝖾𝗋𝖻𝗂𝗋𝖽𝗂𝖾

𝖯𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌: 𝖣𝗋 𝖥𝗅𝗎𝗀 𝗑 𝖧𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗓

𝖲𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒: 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗌𝗆𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗋𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝟧𝟢𝟧'𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾.

You'd know she's staring, the girl is horrible at being subtle.

Realism is so fun