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I'm just curious.. I'd reaaalllyyy appreciate a middle person between her and I, before asking- you know what? Nevermind.

Anyway, she's mad about something and I'd like to ask for advice on what to do to resolve it. Mostly how to explain and/or apologise. And I'm asking you because you seem to..know her?

It's not like I did anything to HER! I swear-!

-Hartz (asking for advice, earnestly.)

@hartz-likes-flesh

P̶e̶n̶u̶m̶b̶r̶a̶ and I are in... Medium rare terms..

When we were on a [relationship] we always solved our problems with whisky and kisses. (cough sometimes cough)

BUT VERY V̶E̶R̶Y̶ V̶E̶R̶Y̶ B̶E̶F̶O̶R̶E̶ T̶H̶A̶T̶,

I apologized in the most calm and responsible way ever. I mean— "I retract what i did / said and i deeply apologize for my actions". T̶h̶a̶t̶ w̶a̶s̶ [embarrassing] for me to do. I would also recommend to n̶o̶t̶ m̶o̶v̶e̶ your arms or hands a lot or she'll think that you're n̶o̶t̶ sorry a̶t̶ a̶l̶l̶.̶

I don't only know her, I LITERALLY— [This answer is not available at the moment, please try with another answer]

*sigh* god damned deleted code..

...

And you better be careful wï†h whå† ɏðµ Ðð wï†h hêr.

I really don't have anything against the woman, nor do I wish her harm. But I really, REALLY need her expertise in something. And that tiny little obstacle is getting in the way.

How can I apologise about something like that?!

You don't, i̶f̶ i̶t̶'̶s̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ c̶a̶s̶e̶.̶

Since Sunblast just came from that box, she was always O̶V̶E̶R̶ P̶R̶O̶T̶E̶C̶T̶I̶V̶E̶!

....

-antenna finials lift up as a idea came up to her mind-

Sunblast is scared of y̶o̶u̶?

In that case I could physically help you! If I get what you need from her, will you do me the favor to be one of his worst n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶m̶a̶r̶e̶s̶?

OF COURSE IF YOU DON'T MIND!

I would R̶E̶A̶L̶L̶Y̶ R̶E̶A̶L̶L̶Y̶ appreciate that little favor! After all we all have a common enemy, don't we?

...Enemy? I mean..In this context, sure. So why not team up, right?

But before we get all buddy-buddy, you gotta understand WHY he's 'scared'.

Long story short, I had a sort of.. responsibility over him at one point in the highschool days? And he was well..Sunblast. So I often had to step in and "deal" with him at the request of my superiors.

But that was over a decade ago! I wasn't exactly cruel to him, just harsh and critical. Nothing personal.

It's understandable to a degree but now it's really starting to piss me off as its getting in the way of me getting something that I require.

Understandable.

I sure think that he was annoying as hell at high school! S̶o̶ n̶o̶t̶ t̶o̶ s̶a̶y̶ m̶o̶r̶e̶ e̶g̶o̶c̶e̶n̶t̶r̶i̶c̶ ..̶

And he's STILL a chicken, i see..

Well, tell me what do you need [from] my dear P̶e̶n̶u̶m̶b̶r̶a̶?̶

I need her to build me a ship that can travel to and fro from the planetary system of Arcadia or the Arcadian Cradle.

It must be done in silence, with as few people working on it as possible. I don't want extra eyes on this. ESPECIALLY NOT DR KENNING FLUGSLYS. I KNOW THEY ARE CLOSE BUT HE OF ALL PEOPLE CANNOT BE ALERTED OF THIS. IS THAT CLEAR? I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

Are you able to do so?

A̶b̶l̶e̶?̶ ̶I can d̶o̶ ̶s̶o̶.̶

I can s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ convince her after all this time, won't take too long! W̶e̶ h̶a̶v̶e̶ a̶ d̶e̶a̶l̶.̶

-she doesn't reach for a shake hand, of course she doesn't.- (//idiot)

Perfect then, I'll tell you to text you after i speak to her! And of course if she takes to long, ignore that.

I'm just curious.. I'd reaaalllyyy appreciate a middle person between her and I, before asking- you know what? Nevermind.

Anyway, she's mad about something and I'd like to ask for advice on what to do to resolve it. Mostly how to explain and/or apologise. And I'm asking you because you seem to..know her?

It's not like I did anything to HER! I swear-!

-Hartz (asking for advice, earnestly.)

@hartz-likes-flesh

P̶e̶n̶u̶m̶b̶r̶a̶ and I are in... Medium rare terms..

When we were on a [relationship] we always solved our problems with whisky and kisses. (cough sometimes cough)

BUT VERY V̶E̶R̶Y̶ V̶E̶R̶Y̶ B̶E̶F̶O̶R̶E̶ T̶H̶A̶T̶,

I apologized in the most calm and responsible way ever. I mean— "I retract what i did / said and i deeply apologize for my actions". T̶h̶a̶t̶ w̶a̶s̶ [embarrassing] for me to do. I would also recommend to n̶o̶t̶ m̶o̶v̶e̶ your arms or hands a lot or she'll think that you're n̶o̶t̶ sorry a̶t̶ a̶l̶l̶.̶

I don't only know her, I LITERALLY— [This answer is not available at the moment, please try with another answer]

*sigh* god damned deleted code..

...

And you better be careful wï†h whå† ɏðµ Ðð wï†h hêr.

I really don't have anything against the woman, nor do I wish her harm. But I really, REALLY need her expertise in something. And that tiny little obstacle is getting in the way.

How can I apologise about something like that?!

You don't, i̶f̶ i̶t̶'̶s̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ c̶a̶s̶e̶.̶

Since Sunblast just came from that box, she was always O̶V̶E̶R̶ P̶R̶O̶T̶E̶C̶T̶I̶V̶E̶!

....

-antenna finials lift up as a idea came up to her mind-

Sunblast is scared of y̶o̶u̶?

In that case I could physically help you! If I get what you need from her, will you do me the favor to be one of his worst n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶m̶a̶r̶e̶s̶?

OF COURSE IF YOU DON'T MIND!

I would R̶E̶A̶L̶L̶Y̶ R̶E̶A̶L̶L̶Y̶ appreciate that little favor! After all we all have a common enemy, don't we?

...Enemy? I mean..In this context, sure. So why not team up, right?

But before we get all buddy-buddy, you gotta understand WHY he's 'scared'.

Long story short, I had a sort of.. responsibility over him at one point in the highschool days? And he was well..Sunblast. So I often had to step in and "deal" with him at the request of my superiors.

But that was over a decade ago! I wasn't exactly cruel to him, just harsh and critical. Nothing personal.

It's understandable to a degree but now it's really starting to piss me off as its getting in the way of me getting something that I require.

Understandable.

I sure think that he was annoying as hell at high school! S̶o̶ n̶o̶t̶ t̶o̶ s̶a̶y̶ m̶o̶r̶e̶ e̶g̶o̶c̶e̶n̶t̶r̶i̶c̶ ..̶

And he's STILL a chicken, i see..

Well, tell me what do you need [from] my dear P̶e̶n̶u̶m̶b̶r̶a̶?̶

I'm just curious.. I'd reaaalllyyy appreciate a middle person between her and I, before asking- you know what? Nevermind.

Anyway, she's mad about something and I'd like to ask for advice on what to do to resolve it. Mostly how to explain and/or apologise. And I'm asking you because you seem to..know her?

It's not like I did anything to HER! I swear-!

-Hartz (asking for advice, earnestly.)

@hartz-likes-flesh

P̶e̶n̶u̶m̶b̶r̶a̶ and I are in... Medium rare terms..

When we were on a [relationship] we always solved our problems with whisky and kisses. (cough sometimes cough)

BUT VERY V̶E̶R̶Y̶ V̶E̶R̶Y̶ B̶E̶F̶O̶R̶E̶ T̶H̶A̶T̶,

I apologized in the most calm and responsible way ever. I mean— "I retract what i did / said and i deeply apologize for my actions". T̶h̶a̶t̶ w̶a̶s̶ [embarrassing] for me to do. I would also recommend to n̶o̶t̶ m̶o̶v̶e̶ your arms or hands a lot or she'll think that you're n̶o̶t̶ sorry a̶t̶ a̶l̶l̶.̶

I don't only know her, I LITERALLY— [This answer is not available at the moment, please try with another answer]

*sigh* god damned deleted code..

...

And you better be careful wï†h whå† ɏðµ Ðð wï†h hêr.

I really don't have anything against the woman, nor do I wish her harm. But I really, REALLY need her expertise in something. And that tiny little obstacle is getting in the way.

How can I apologise about something like that?!

You don't, i̶f̶ i̶t̶'̶s̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ c̶a̶s̶e̶.̶

Since Sunblast just came from that box, she was always O̶V̶E̶R̶ P̶R̶O̶T̶E̶C̶T̶I̶V̶E̶!

....

-antenna finials lift up as a idea came up to her mind-

Sunblast is scared of y̶o̶u̶?

In that case I could physically help you! If I get what you need from her, will you do me the favor to be one of his worst n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶m̶a̶r̶e̶s̶?

OF COURSE IF YOU DON'T MIND!

I would R̶E̶A̶L̶L̶Y̶ R̶E̶A̶L̶L̶Y̶ appreciate that little favor! After all we all have a common enemy, don't we?

*badum-tssss*

-Hartz

@hartz-likes-flesh

...

W̶o̶w̶.̶

R̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ [funny], like "full on comedian". Your joke was so [hilarious] that even the mosquito l̶e̶f̶t̶ the room.

You own a comedy show, so I won't waste bitcoins in it.

Y̶o̶u̶ k̶n̶o̶w̶ what would b̶e̶ F̶U̶N̶N̶I̶E̶R̶?̶

If i put an Adware to your device, that would be so [funny]..

(//I apologize for her rudeness, it's just that she has been told this.... Countless times. And don't worry she won't actually put any malware into your device 🙏)

...

Whatever you say "̶H̶a̶r̶t̶z̶"̶. I won't say anything otherwise because I'd feel like a [Mary sue].

Håvê ɏðµ êvêr £êl† whå† ï§ †ð ßê 𝙪𝙣𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣?

Äß𵆠ÐêåÐ þêðþlê? Hðw ÐïÐ †hêɏ 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙚?

ßêïñg ¢ållêÐ å þêr§ðñ wå§ ñðrmål ßê£ðrê [Ðê]𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 [Ðêå†h]. ÄñÐ ɏðµ ¢ållêÐ mê §ðmê†hïñg †hå† ï hå†ê †ð ßê, [¢ɏ] 𝘤𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘨.

Ðð ɏðµ êvêñ kñðw whå† ï† £êêl§ †ð ßê ðñê?

𝘿𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙖 [𝙘𝙮𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙜]?

I'm no person.

Ðð ï rêållɏ lððk lïkê Ì'm ålïvê †ð ɏðµ?

//ts corny, i know 🥀

"𝕴 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖒𝖞 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖑 𝖑𝖔𝖇𝖊 𝖛𝖎𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓 𝖒𝖞 𝖘𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑, 𝕭𝖞 𝕲𝖔𝖉—"

"𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖒 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖎𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖊, 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕴 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖘𝖚𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊. 𝕴𝖋 𝕴 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖎𝖙 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. 𝕴 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖋𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖒."

"𝕸𝖞 𝖆𝖕𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖌𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖒𝖔𝖎𝖑 𝕴 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚. 𝕴 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖔 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖆𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖘 𝖘𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖔𝖓."

"𝕹𝖔𝖜, 𝖒𝖆𝖞 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖒𝖞 𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖘 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓, 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖊?"

*suspencemusic.mp3*

Alright!

*popsoundeffect.mp3*

You apologies a̶r̶e̶ a̶c̶c̶e̶p̶t̶e̶d̶.̶

Next time, just be more careful with your [words] if you like to describe new coming people on your sight.

Therefore— ï §†ïll wï̈ll ßê w冢hïñg 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

So, alright, I'll be going.

"For my loyal followers..who would give their lives for me.."

...

Wait a minute. What??—

Let me get this straight.., you mean THOSE followers,

-The followers who are most definitely civilians, considering that is the majority of the population and the fact you're a superheroine.

The very civilians that are themselves vunerable to villain attacks, EVEN MORE SO now, considering the spike in villain activity shown on Arenque Noticias after your abscence.

To give up their lives? For YOU? A SUPERHEROINE? A SYMBOL OF JUSTICE? SOMEONE WHO IS TO PROTECT AND ENSURE THE COMMON MAN'S SAFETY?

What are they even supposed to DO? Even if they had the role to protect you, which they dont, WHAT TOOLS DO THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL?? YOU, alone, hold the lisencing!

It's either they get plummeled by the villain themselves, and in the off chance they do win, get plummeled by police officers as they're escorted off to jail.

And I dont know about you folks, as a civilian myself, I don't look too forward to any of that. Dont look at me for help, I ain't doing SHIT.

Am I wrong?? Now don't come over here calling me a hater, but I'd like to hear your thoughts.

...I haven't even read the first chapter yet.

Yes, yes that's indeed correct...

I didn't expect this for someone who fears food, tell me [more].

[https://pin.it/293Z6F92r]

- @the404-askblog

//i can't put links as an anon hahaha.

G͟͟͟͞͞͞e͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞ i͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞ 𝙰𝚆𝙰𝚈 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 ๓є!!̸

"̸i̸ d̸o̸n̸'̸t̸ w̸a̸n̸t̸ i̸t̸!̸ i̸ d̸o̸n̸t̸ w̸a̸n̸t̸ a̸n̸ything to do with it!"

One fears s̶a̶n̶d̶w̶i̶c̶h̶e̶s̶ and this one f̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ p̶e̶a̶n̶u̶t̶ b̶u̶t̶t̶e̶r̶.̶.̶.̶

I keep running into some weird phobias lately.