WHY THE TIME PARADOX is my second favourite one ( After The Opal Deception ) and the second best one of the whole series ( in my opinion! )
“ There’s no time for science. Magic is my only option. “
“ Step on the vine, count to nine. “
“ Mother dying. Please come at once. Bring N’1 “
“ If I could turn back the clock..”
“ Plotting music. I need plotting music. “
“ “ I will go back in time and save the lemur. “ - Artemis. Silence. Completely silence. “ Go back. “ -Foaly. “ In time. “ - Holly “
“ I believe as (..) did that repercutions are already being felt. We can only change the future. Not the past or present. If I go back then I have already been back. “
“ Then you must be a carrier. “
“ Take it back. Tell the truth now or your friendship could never be the same. And then. No. Be strong. Mother must live. “
“ Perhaps Holly should save her mother or bring Commander Root back from the dead? “
“ Nice underwear. “ - Foaly
“ I now pronounce you.. Man and Elf. “
“ In human terms barely older than Artemis, for some reason that was a disturbing thought. “
“ Which would mean that they broke in here and passed security in their underwear. “
“ You’re time travellers! “
“ Holly. You saved me again. “
“ Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn’t catch me doing that. “
“ Trying to forget the kiss. He’ll think about it later “ ( wow, after so many re-reads I JUST realized that was Arty’s first kiss ever. wow )
“ I must do it on my own. No Holly. No Butler. Just Artemis vs. Artemis. “
“ Holly would be proud. I’m talking to an animal. “
“ Shoot the animal.(..) If I cannot have that lemur than none can have it. “
“ ‘ Remember the pain ‘ I hate myself. I really do. “
“ Oh gods. I think I kissed you. “
“ It was no bluff. I will do whatever it takes. “
“ If you answer this question it would be the worst thing you’ve ever done. “ It wasn’t you, Holly. “ “
“ Please Holly, Say something. “
“ Extraordinary. What have I lost? “
“ You blew it, mudboy. I hope it is your face and not the feed. “
“ And wasn’t there someone to whom Holly never said goodbye? “
“ I just wanted to thank you, Jul- Commander. “
“ Wish me luck, Commander. One Officer to another. “
- Yes, we’re even but your elf kissing days are over.
- It’s not a challenge, Artemis. Over is over.
“ Hidden missen? How couldn’t he see it? “
“ I lost her. I lost Holly. “
“ I will defend the creature. “
“ Artemis looked her in the eye and winked. ‘ Play along ‘ the winks said. ‘ I’ll get you out of this.’ At least Artemis hoped this is what this wink communicated and not something like ‘ Any chance at another kiss later?’ “
“ You came for me. Thank you. “
“ Not her. Please, not her. (..) How many times I save the world from this lunatic”
“ I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You can refer to me as Miss Koboi. “
“ ‘ Are you sure you wish to open all the cages?’ Ask the computer “
“ That’s wonderful. Opal Koboi. I knew this little trip was missing psychotic element. “
“ Romance outside your species. Now, that’s disgusting. What kind of weirdo would kiss someone, when you aren’s even a part of the same species”
“ I love you, mother. I love you more than life. (..) Just be still for few seconds and this nightmare will be over. “
“ Opal. You followed us home. “
“ Calm, little friend. Artemis will save us. “
“ Amusing. Anyway. It became obvious to me that I was or will be responsible for this entire affair. “
“ Shoot the boy. Then Butler. And then yourself. “
“ There is another one. Another Artemis Fowl. “
“ She was behind him and in front of him”
“ Land, Fowl, Land, Land! “
“ It seemed as though he has been fighting her forever “
“ It’s not a lemur. It’s a monkey. “
“ HISTORY WIL REMEMBER THIS DAY”
“ - Don’t make me do this, Opal. Just sit down and wait for the LEP. Nobody needs to get hurt.
- Oh, I think someone is to got hurt. “
“ Little sister was not a rock. It was the seventh kraken “
“ Nothing. Nothing happened. We went. We go th lemur, we came back. “
“ ‘ If only ‘ he thought. ‘ If only ‘. “
“ ‘ In another time’ She said and kissed him on the cheek. “
“ Come here, my hero. Hug your mother. “
“ - I put a spell on you.
“ Faries. Something about the fairies. “