I love when Artemis some annoying ass shit that reminds me he’s just a teenager. Him saying to Arno Blunt ‘if you were me, then I’d be you’ in the Eternity Code. fucking child genius with his playground ass taunts
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I love when Artemis some annoying ass shit that reminds me he’s just a teenager. Him saying to Arno Blunt ‘if you were me, then I’d be you’ in the Eternity Code. fucking child genius with his playground ass taunts

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mock bookcover of the eternity code bc im rereading artemis fowl again
MY YEARLY REDRAW OF THAT ONE SCENE IN TEC GRAPHIC NOVEL!!!
I somehow finished this before new years hah
the difference between Artemis and Holly's first meeting in The Eternity Code vs. their first real meeting in The Opal Deception lives rent-free in my brain
@rockett-to-the-purple-moon
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Age: 12-15 (biologically)
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Yes
No
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One of the sad things I’ve discovered listening to TEC is like… Artemis was completely on-board with stopping his criminal exploits after they recovered the Cube. His father’s words actually struck a cord with him after Butler getting shot, and he accepted that he was putting people at risk and getting them hurt. He always intended to cheat the mind-wipe, yes, but I think there was a real chance he would have at least tried to go on the straight and narrow with his father- after all, he had accomplished his primary goal in recovering Fowl Senior.
Then the mind-wipe sets him back to square one.
Artemis Fowl fandom this is my shameless plug.
JOIN THE ARTEMIS FOWL ROLEPLAY COMMUNITY! we only have 2 active canon characters
@thesecondartemis-fowl and @d-butler-at-your-service (that’s me!)
SERIOUSLY YOU CAN BE ANYONE IT’S HONESTLY SO FUN AND IT WOULD MAKE IT SO MUCH BETTER FOR YOU GUYS TO HELP US REVIVE THIS FANDOM! YOU CAN BE HOLLY, BECKETT, FOALY, NO1, LAZULI. PICK A NAME (other than butler and artemis preferably) YOU CAN EVEN BE ARTEMIS SR (that’d actually be honestly hilarious)
just tag us in a pinned post if you decide to join (which I really hope you do!) so we know we can interact with someone new now!
and @myles-fowl if you’re still alive it’d be reaaaaaalllllyyyy cool if you’d rejoin us too (no pressure though! If you don’t want to you ABSOLUTELY do not have to feel obligated to come back)
You know what, this has been playing on my mind for years, so I'm just going to get it out.
When Loafers McGuire is getting his tattoo done, the things he says - like "will it hurt" or asking for this tatt to go on his neck - make him sound like an absolute amateur, total newbie. But he's clearly already well in with the mob, and has a bunch of ink already - one for every job, apparently.
I can't help wondering if he routinely gets a bunch of henna tattoos done to make it look like he's super tough, while maybe he actually hasn't done shit. He's already lied about his upbringing in Ireland; why not bullshit some more. Is his entire rep with the mob based on bullshit and henna?