#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman
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lily: you look happy. let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free.
james: no, can you do that? why doesn’t everybody just drop their sandwiches on the floor?
lily: i was trying to insult you
james: instead you gave me an amazing life hack.
lily:
(mine)
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Slytherin: I will sleep soon, do you have anything to say?
Hufflepuff: I love you
Slytherin: Yeah you are right, I am a person to be loved. Who doesn’t love me?
Gryffindor and Ravenclaw: *raises their hands up*
Headcannon idea: so all the founding professors of hogwarts (ie. Rowena and Salazar etc) all were professors right. So everybody would expect like Helga Hufflepuff to be Herbology but can you imagine walking into DADA and you just see a little tout lady in puffy robes just go all badass is defensive spells. And walking into History of Magic and expecting it to be so boring, then Gryffindor walks up and is like that one who teacher who shows up in sweats and calls his students curse words and tells horrible jokes. And get this, Slytherin as Care of Magical Creatures. I don't know where I'm going with this but it's late and I'm here for this.
i have a question: if hogwarts only starts when you’re eleven, does that mean that kids don’t have to go to school until they’re eleven in the wizarding world?
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the patil girls
parvati and padma patil were never really accepted at hogwarts.
when people would ask where the twins were from, they were never really ready to hear the answer - “britain”. they wanted to hear “indian” or “bangladeshi”- they wanted to know why their skin was not the white they were so used to.
parvati wanted to go to the yule ball but no one wanted to go with her; padma didn’t really want to go, knowing the reality that parvati never acknowledged.
parvati had bought beautiful dress robes in a gorgeous light blue color, not unlike hermione’s. when she tried it on and went to the common room to show it off, it was received by a surprisingly large number of raised eyebrows, and dean thomas actually asked her, “are those lavender’s?”
so parvati wrote back home, asking for a lehnga or a sari or something that she would feel more accepted in, something people expected to see.
it seemed so difficult to comprehend for her, when padma had already made peace with it: how could her identity be so closely related with that place, the place she had been to only twice in her life, where she didn’t even speak the language? the only thing associating her with her great-grandmother’s hometown was the colour of her skin, but even then, britain was her home. on her passport, it said britain, so why should anyone disagree?
(mine)
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Rose weasley is a fuckin badass girl who you don't wanna mess with
Bully: hey Scorpius you weak little motherfucki-
Rose: Shut the fuck up
Bully: oh look Albus is here to, stupid talentless fame dog
Rose: Shut the FUCK up
Scorpius: Rose no
Bully: hey Rose, reading one of your stupid nerd books again? Did you read that one about the poor ginger-
Albus: na ah he didN'T
Rose: SHUT THE FUCK UUUP
Scorpius: Rose nO
Rose: *kicks bully in the balls*
Scorpius: fuckin everytime *sighs*
Muggleborns attempting - and very nearly succeeding in being able to smuggle a house elf home for christmas because they were simply "Just too cute." Then getting caught by Dumbledore who would smile at them and say "They are cute aren't they?" before nearly getting off the hook but getting caught by McGonnagal who would mutter "Oh no Albus, this is not happening again. You, get that house elf back into the kitchens while I have a very serious talk with your head master." And like McGonnagal storms off pulling Dumbledore by the ear and he just winks and aghhhhhh.
