#halarious

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[A funny convo, when my mom, myself, and my sibling are sitting at the couch]

Me: Oh yeah. If you guys smell lilac, I just burned incense in my room.

Sibling: *tf-expression*

Sibling: You burned what?

Me: Incense.

Sibling: Wtf did you put it out with?

Me: A rock.

Sibling:

Me: Also, the point isn’t on fire. You just blow out it the flame and then it smokes.

Sibling:

Sibling: *looks to my mom*

Sibling: When is she moving out?

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[Sibling, myself, and my mom chatting]

Sibling: *talking*

Me: *listening*

Sibling:

Sibling: *tf-expression*

Sibling: … why are you looking me me like that?

Me:

Me: Because I’m listening to you speak…?

Sibling:

Me: This where I take my leave ig.

Me: *de-spawns to my room*

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Me: *standing and existing, deep in thought*

Sibling: Why tf are you just standing there?

Me:

Me: I don’t think about where I stand?

Me: I just do it…?

Me: *confusion*

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[Me, fatigued as hell from being sick the entire day. My sibling and my mom are having a conversation]

Me: *eyes drifting*

Sibling: *rolls their eyes*

Sibling, scoffing: I know you’re not feeling well, but you don’t have to be rude like that

Me:

Me, confused: What’d I do…? Explain…?

Sibling: *leaves the room*

Me: The hell…?

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[My sibling and I doing homework]

Me: Yeah sorry, I don’t remember this

Sibling: Ugh, never mind

Sibling: I’ll call you when I see help

Me: Alrighty

Me: *leaves the room*

Sibling: As if you’re any help anyway

Me: