#hanthony

THEYRE SO GAY. WE’RE GETTING THE SLOWBURN WE’RE GETTING IT

Angel: Eh, you fucked one cannibal pool boy, you fucked ‘em all.

Husk: I guess you have changed

Angel: Hey, Charlie said live tonight however we wanted so pour me a fresh one and let’s get to living.

Husk: Here, let me hold them.

Angel: My lips are cold too.

because I really want a "Loser, baby" scene standee ):

if they're still making them I'm 100% we're getting one

CJ

When her nieces and nephew are old enough, they get to have a sleepover with CJ the weekend before their birthday. CJ looks forward to it almost as much as the kids do.

She goes all out with the candy and snacks. Gets some gifts and fun movies. She absolutely loves to spoil her brother and sisters kids.

One time CJ got to take Harry's daughters out for ice cream when they were little, all was going well until the youngest, Udora tripped and scrapped her knee.

There was some crying. Harry and Uma insisted the little girl was fine but CJ still feels guilty knowing that her niece got hurt under her watch.

Harriet's kids started a riot in their home because it was "unfair" that their cousins got to spend so much time with their "cool aunt" and they never got to. Harriet insisted it was because their cousins were older, but truthfully it's because she does not trust CJ with her children

CJ was so proud when she heard this. She made it a goal to help the kids in their mission, she made signs, wrote scripts for them to say to convince their parents, she even got custom shirts made with her face on the saying "CJ RULES!"

Ambrose and Hadleigh (Harriet's children) loved these shirts and wore them all day everyday, because they were still very young and gullible. Because the shirts were such a success CJ had some more made for Harry and Uma's daughters.

After Harry's first daughter, Cordelia, was born CJ made it a point to throw a baby shower for every other child that would be born into the family.

The games at the first baby shower she threw were rather violent. Knife throwing, drinking games, who could hit the moving target with weapon of choice, and more.

Harriet said that it was inappropriate because Uma couldn't participate in these games being pregnant and it wasn't well thought out considering she was the person the party was for. Also, Cordelia was an infant and "you shouldn't have so many weapons around a baby" Harriet had said

CJ stuck her tongue out at her sister but didn't throw another baby shower like that, more "child friendly" the next time

Harry

Harry's daughters absolutely adore him and love to go on "daddy, daughter outings" the girls always get jealous of one another because he will usually take them one at a time to make it more special.

Harry learned how to do Umas hair when they were younger and used those skills on his daughters. Uma is the best for hair care, but when it comes to hair styling the girls always go to their dad

This also applies to nail painting

Harry and Umas second daughter, Haven is the biggest daddy's girl and wants to do everything Harry does. Harry loves this and feels like he has a special connection with her because they are both the middle children.

Harry makes sure Haven doesn't get "middle child syndrome" because it totally affected him as a young child.

Harry and Uma are total style icons and their daughters are following in their footsteps.

After Cordelia was born, Uma said she was good with one child. Harry would never pressure Uma to do anything but he told her how much his siblings meant to him, that he couldn't of made it without them and he would love for Cordelia to have a life long bond like that with a sibling.

Uma considered this and how much she appreciated having Harriet and CJ like sisters. Baby fever ended up taking over in due time and Harry and Uma had two more children.

Harry buys all the best snacks for his kids, because he didn't have the pleasure of snacks in his childhood.

Uma always cooks and she's phenomenal at it. To give her a break sometimes Harry and the girls will have a blast in the kitchen. Harry cooks and the girls are his little helpers, they have so much fun.

Uma has luscious hair and the girls always want to style it. With Harry's help, making sure their gentle and precise she lets them do it.

Harry vowed to be everything his father wasn't and he's really the best parent because of it.

Harry doesn't know how he lucked out so hard. Getting to watch the woman he loves and adores most become the mother to his children is an absolute dream, he couldn't have asked for a better life.

Harry has nicknames for his girls,he calls Cordelia starfish, he calls Haven angelfish, and he calls Udora his little guppy.

Harriet

Harriet was very nervous to become a mother. She didn't think she would be considering she practically raised her siblings but her nerves got the best of her when she actually got pregnant.

Though she wasn't a sap and wouldn't say it, her brother and sister-in-law had set a great example with their girls and she really actually looked up to them as parents.

Speaking of her brother, Harriet was so incredibly proud of him and how he stepped up to fatherhood. She had watched him grow up and been there his whole life, but she had never been more proud of him in her life than when he became a father and she's sure nothing would ever top it.

Harriet is a bit of a helicopter mom because of what she went through in her childhood.

Harriet is very open with her children and they can come to her and talk to her about anything.

Ambrose and Hadleigh are quick witted and perfectly know how to defend themselves and come up with the most brutal insults, Anthony claims they got that skill from their mother.

It was a well known fact that Harriet was scariest person on plant Earth to be around when she was pregnant.

Sammy is used to the Hooks tempers though so he kinda loved it. He would eat Harriet's cravings with her, have lazy days with her, he said he was going through an empathy pregnancy with her.

Harriet gets giddy and her heart absolutely melts seeing Anthony as a father.

Harriet got pregnant with her first while Uma was pregnant with her last. It kinda made it easier knowing she wasn't alone and had someone to go through it with.

She did not have that for her second and it made it much harder