#hank900

Rating: Explicit Pairing: Hank Anderson/Connor, Connor/Nines, Hank Anderson/Nines, Hank Anderson/Connor/Nines

Additional tags: Mafia AU, Violence, drug references, Murder, Hank Anderson is a good guy doing a bad guy's job, Attractive Men in Designer Clothes, Poly Relationships, Smut, android interfacing sex, Bottom Hank, Bottom Connor, Bottom Nines, everybody gets to bottom in this fic, Top Connor, Top Hank, Top Nines, because why not, DBH Mega Bang 2025

Summary:

Connor is right-hand android to the most influential mafia boss in town: Hank Anderson. They work well together, and while Connor doesn't remember what happened before he crawled out of the junkyard to Hank, it was only ever a niggle at his ego in the dead of night while Hank was asleep. Or so he thought. Then Nines was dropped at their feet. Now somebody is hunting him, and by extension Hank, because of a past Connor can't remember.

Written for the @dbh-bb 2025 Mega Bang, with artwork provided by the incredible, and incredibly talented @storytellering. Please go and give them some love because the artwork is stunning.

900 appreciated all the beauty and curves of Hank's body and now wants to keep this human for himself. F*ck the mission! This human is now his top priority!

TW for domestic abuse, but working towards a happy ending.

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When Hank, Connor and Nines find a badly beaten Gavin hiding in the station car-lot, they know that they can't just leave him there. Unable to go home to an abusive brother, Gavin reluctantly accepts the hospitality of the trio and starts to build a plan that will allow him to cut ties to his abuser forever. But he'll need the support of his colleagues and friends.

WARNING: some Gatorade on people’s faces. 

Northara (North/Kara)  - You really liked The Legend of Korra

Hank900 (Hank/RK900) - You are a weeaboo who wants to fuck dads 

Hankcon (Hank/Connor) - You are not a weeaboo, but you do want to fuck dads. 

RK1700 (Connor/RK900) - You are a weeaboo, but you don’t want to fuck dads

RK1000/Conkus (Connor/Markus) - You are a weeaboo who wants to fuck robots 

(Gavin/Markus) - You’re always a slut for Bad Boys Who Don’t Play By the Rules 

(Connor/Chloe) - You are heterosexual 

Luthara (Luther/Kara) - You are heterosexual, but you’re not, like, weird about it 

(Tina/Receptionist Android) - You’re a completionist shipper. You saw that all the other characters in the main cast had a pairing you liked, so you took the two that were left over and put them together. Everyone gets a ship. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Leovin (Gavin/Leo) - Your ideal date is staying in and watching esports with your gamer bf

(North/Chloe) - Your ideal date is being carried off into the sunset by a buff lady who could bench press twice your weight  

(Ralph/Jerry) - Your ideal date involves wacky hijinks, after which, hilarity ensues  

(RK900/North) - Your ideal date is getting stepped on  

(North/Amanda) - You can’t decide if you want to date a hot evil lady or be a hot evil lady  

(Simon/Josh) - You think that the concept of “opposites attract” is highly overrated

(Josh/North) - You think that the concept of “opposites attract” cannot be rated highly enough. 

Convin (Connor/Gavin) - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of wanting to kill each other

Hankvin (Hank/Gavin) - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of that picture of a hamster eating a banana.  

Simarkus (Simon/Markus) - You are a firm believer in being gay and sticking to canon

Reed900 (Gavin/RK900) - Your favorite relationship dynamic is bickering married couples 

(Gavin/North) - You’re always a slut for Bad Boys Who Don’t Play By the Rules AND you are heterosexual