#hamon caseus

Langris tries baking to cheer up their Vice-Captain (OC). He has no recipe.

“Maa, maa, it's okay. I'll still eat them,” Castor assured with a grin, trying not to laugh, but also trying not to hurt Langris's feelings. “Thanks, Langris.”

“If the Vice-Captain had a kidney stone, I think it'd just be one of the cupcakes..”

“No, Vice-Captain! Don't eat it!!” Gris panicked, actually distraught. “I-I don't know what sorcery this is, but I have never! seen ‘cupcakes’ as solid as these before!!”

They were so hard that Langris actually grabbed one (“Rrgh!!”), punted it like a rock at Gris's head, and it worked, throwing the junior off-balance and falling to the ground.

That made Castor burst into laughter.

Diffusing a lot of petty and domestic disagreements while everyone's still waking up from being possessed

“What the heck, Gris?! You got a problem with my cooking?” Langris stomped on said knight.

“Mercy!!” Gris shrieked like a bitch.

Castor kept laughing, eyes shut, but dragged himself forward to pull Langris off of Gris.

“Hahahaha! Don't step on him, La-ha-ngris. Eheeheehee..”

Langris became huffy and pouty, blatantly pointing at Gris with his whole arm.

“Nii-sama, he insulted my baking.”

“Vice-Captain, in no world is that considered baking.” Gris, of course, had to rebut him.

And David's usual squabbles with Carina (red-haired forehead girl)

“VICE-CAPTAIN DAD, CARINA STOLE MY SHOES!!” David wailed.

“They're my boots, not yours! We're both wearing the uniform’s shoes!”

“Carina, if they're size 10 mens and stink, give them back; David, don't be so loud. The others are still sleeping,” Castor said, fluffing out a bedsheet on the clothesline to dry. “Wait, ‘dad’?”

Xavier started laughing at it dawning on Castor, who whipped his head around as if he didn't hear right.

Meanwhile, Langris came onto the field, balancing a plate of muffins.

"Nii-sama, I baked something for you."

And something about Hamon taking bread into the mens' bath.

“Hamon, I keep telling you; stop eating in the baths.”

“But this is the most relaxing place to eat!”

“I'd draw a line at bread. Look at all the crumbs you're leaving around.”

William is not the boss of the Golden Dawn, despite his Captain status

"Maybe we should install a pool in the base.." William wondered aloud to himself.

"I'm cutting your access to the squad funding for three months," Castor said immediately, flipping to another page on his clipboard.

Squad members mistook caster sugar for flour while baking for a bake sale to raise funds for the knights

“On your knees. Right now. Apologize to your food for murdering its potential, you heathens.”

Castor said such to a group of knights, who already sat on their knees for their sacrilege.

“I'm sorry, food.”

“No, no; that is not food. That is a mutation,” Castor stated matter-of-factly. “Don't be so kind to the atrocities that you give them the title ‘food’.”

"Yes, chef," Klaus said with the voice of a kicked dog.

Alecdora is allowed to hold William's mask in his hands and refuses to let it go

“Alecdora, drop it,” Castor coaxed, like he were a dog. “Drop ittt,” he warned.

HISS!!!

“.. Yeah, I don't want to risk rabies,” he said lamely, giving up. “Captain, get in there.”

***

Gris = a low-ranking Magic Knight that shows up in the light novel. He ranks lower than Klaus despite being longer-standing, having never attended a Merits Ceremony before

Carina = name made up for the female Golden Dawn who has red hair and points out that Yuno is smiling more

Hamon is a cheerful man who enjoys eating and sharing food with others. Sure he didn’t warm up to Yuno being a commoner right away but eventually he stopped caring and started sharing.

He was a prominent background character but all I can really say about him that was important is he was a Royal Knight during the Elf Arc, was possessed by an elf, and met Charmy

(They shared food with each other)

Unfortunately during the Spade Kingdom mage attack on the Golden Dawn base, a Dark Disciple defeats Hamon and several Golden Dawns in the base's courtyard. After the battle, Hamon is discovered to have died

RIP to Hamon, Never even made it past 20. Now he’s eating with the angels, Rivers of sauce and trees of fine meat.

Hamon had Glass Magic: Hamon uses this magic attribute to generate and manipulate glass.

(Verre Fleur: Jagged Glass erupts from the ground and pierces any targets. These were zombies btw)

Fun Facts:

Hamon's favorite things are cheese fondue, ham with melon, and appreciating fine art.

Hamon is the fourth best singer

DAMN IT! Why is it always the coolest and/or sweetest characters who end up getting killed off?! I bet Charmy was heartbroken too, they seemed like good buds even if they may not have known each other for very long.

RIP Hamon, I post this charcuterie board in your honor

Hiya hiya, Marune~!

Took me a while to get to this ask but here I am answering it now! Hopefully my answer makes the wait worthwhile.

"Drunk Shadow and Crying Morning" for a title...

..........

Now it's very tempting to look at "shadow" and "morning" and simply apply it to the Faust twins. But I think I'd try to write something related to the aftermath of the elf incident.

It would center William and his feelings regarding all of it. We know he feels guilt for it so I'd want to delve deeper into that feeling of guilt. As the Captain of the Golden Dawn, he can be understood as the "crying morning."

William would return to the Golden Dawn base and see his squad members, all beaten up/tired from hosting the elves and being the enemy of Clover for an evening. He looks at them and makes an impromptu speech where he apologizes for using them the way he did and dismisses everyone before anyone can get a word in edgewise.

William goes to the kitchen on base and steals a bottle or two of alcohol because he needs something to help him relax and forget. He slowly works through the bottle(s), pouring cup after cup for himself and drinking as he paces his room.

He paces and thinks. He realizes just how much he hurt people. The man who saw potential in him. The Magic Knights who looked up to him. The citizens who relied on him. He turned his back on all of them. Oh gods, he could end up as public enemy #1 if the details of the incident were made public. Would they become public?

Eventually, he's drunk all the alcohol he brought with him. He's completely out of it, a shadow of his usually composed and honorable self. William collapses on his bed and just... has a good cry. Like, take the moment of him crying when he's reunited with (baby) Julius and turn it up to 11. He doesn't scream or wail. He just silently lets the tears fall from his eyes as all the emotions hit him.

The rest of the squad checks up on their captain and see the sorry state he's in. Empty bottles and alcohol breath and a tear-stained face.

Siren and Klaus get William readjusted in his bed for a better rest. Letoile grabs the bottles and wine glass. Langris closes the blinds in the room. Everyone takes turns standing outside William's door throughout the night in case something happens (nightmares, Magic Parliament officials come for him, etc.) with Alecdora offering to go first. They switch off every twenty minutes. Not everyone gets a turn since the night is only so long. The next morning, Mimosa, Hamon, and Yuno put together a breakfast which David delivers to William's room.

William is very much hungover and the lingering alcohol in his system makes him prone to crying. He ends up crying over the food that Yuno and the others made. The tears are happy ones now. Maybe a little sad because he feels bad for having the loyalty of such good people dedicated to a traitor like him.

David: Well, I had to be respectful. The salad could’ve been dressing.

Hamon:

David:

“alecdora stop bullying yuno”

“David I know you went gambling in the black market again, you need to-oh my god is that yami sukehiro’s wallet?”

“Captain Vangeance, you shouldn’t train with a mask on it’s bad for your health take that off...IS THAT ANOTHER MASK”

“Langris I know you like cherry tarts but is it really necessary to hoard them in your room?”

“Klaus please we understand you care for yuno, asta, and mimosa but the fountain is going to go dry if you keep praying for their health and safety every night”

well here's what i think would happen

i love haunted houses and i'm so bummed i didn't get to go this year so i had to make this

not a fan of how tumblr ruins the quality of my pictures

happy halloween

william:

before heading inside the haunted house he reminds everyone to stick together once they're all inside and that the monsters aren't real and can't hurt them

once inside he takes the lead, yes he's terrified but he's the golden dawn captain and must show no fear, he screams at the first pop up running towards the middle of the group

yuno:

before heading in he was not into it, he didn't understand the point of scaring yourself he thought it was stupid but he had no choice but to go

once inside he was annoyed at bell, klaus and mimosa clinging onto him and he kept explaining to them how they made the special effects, he was the last one of the group and someone caught him by surprise which startled him, resulting in him to use his wind magic

klaus:

before heading in he acted as if it was child's play, he was nervously laughing the entire time he was talking to yuno and mimosa about how ridiculous this was but he couldn't go against captain vangeance

once inside he immediately stuck himself in between everyone, he'd cling onto anyone that was near but it was mostly yuno and letoile, he gets scared at every pop up screaming into yuno's ear most of the time

mimosa:

before heading in she was so excited, she was mostly happy over being able to spend time with the entire squad, she thought this was going to be fun

once inside she stood in between yuno and klaus, everytime a pop would scared her, she'd grab yuno or klaus and she'd laugh it off afterwards, "i'm enjoying this"

langris:

before heading in, he like yuno saw no point in scaring yourself, he thought it was childish and a waste of time, he wasn't scared of anything and didn't expect to get scared of any of these mediocre pop ups

once inside he stood closer to the front wanting to get this over with as soon as possible, the first pop up that came up he used his magic destroying half the house, "sneak attack me again and see what happens"

alecdora:

before heading in he made sure to let everyone know to protect william at all times and to not let their gaurd down even if it was for fun, he wasn't scared he was more focused on protecting william

once inside he stood right behind william to keep a close eye on him, anytime a pop up would come he'd run in front of william and attack the pop up, "don't you dare touch the captain"

letoile:

before heading in she didn't really understand the point of doing this activity, she wouldn't admit it but she was a tad frighten over the haunted house and the eerie music didn't help

once inside she stood by klaus towards the back, she'd get scared here and there but when she would get scared she'd hang on to klaus or david

david:

before heading in he thought this was easy, he talked a big game over how easy this would be but deep inside he was scared and he really didn't want to go in

once inside he wedged himself in the middle of everyone even pushing klaus out of the way. when he felt someone grab his shoulder, he screamed turning around ready to fight whatever touched him, "i'm ready to go, come on i'm not scared"

hamon:

before heading in he openly admitted that he was a tad frightend, he just continued to eat for comfort but his stomach still felt empty

once inside he just pleaded to everyone to not knock his food over, when a pop up would come up he'd pay no mind to it since he was to distracted with eating

siren:

before heading in he would just hang around hamon, not knowing how to feel about this activity but he of cohrse had to follow william's orders

once inside he stayed towards the front with hamon, he kept his emotionless face everytime something tried to scare him, he doesn't scare easily

yami:

before heading in he thought this was stupidest idea ever, he had no idea how everyone convinced him to come along, he just told everyone to not die and if they do he'd kill them

once inside he had a blast watching everyone get scared at the poorly made pop ups, one person did make the mistake on trying to scare him because yami drew his katana out ready to attack, he stayed in the back

asta:

before heading in he admitted to being scared but he also saw it as a type of training and was pumped to get inside the haunted house

once inside seeing as he was so excited, yami put him as the very first person to go in, he didn't even get through the first pop up without screaming and grabbing onto noelle to which she used her magic on him

noelle:

before heading in she played it off as if this was nothing, but on the inside she was shaking with fear and she really didn't want to go in, "i'm royalty nothing scares me"

once inside she immediately clung onto asta's shoulder still claiming to not be scared but to comforting asta, but the second she felt something brush against her she used her magic but quickly apologizing

finral:

before heading in he laughed at how scared everyone claiming there's nothing to be worried about because he was there making yami push him up fron with asta, heis legs were uncontrollably shaking while he cried on the inside, "don't worry ladies if you get scared just hang onto me"

once inside he tried to put a brave face on while he was still shaking, the first pop he ran to the back to hide behind yami, "i want to go home"

vanessa:

before heading in she tried to comfort everyone about how fun this will be and how much she was ready to see magna cry from being scared, she was buzzed

once inside she stood by yami pretending to get frighten just to be able to hold onto him, she would also laugh at how everyone got scared

luck:

before heading in he would tease magna about how scared he was going to get but to not worry because he'd be there protect him from the monsters, they made a bet to see who'd get scared first

once inside he was in the middle next to magna, he tried to fight every monster or pop up that would come up but yami would yell at him to stop, he would also push magna into the monsters to scare him

magna:

before heading in he would be constantly fighting with luck and vanessa about their teasing and was acting really macho about not getting scared

once inside he stayed in the middle claiming there was no more room up front, he was terrified and would scream everytime there would be a pop up, "i only screamed because everyone else did, i'm not scared"

gordon:

before heading in he was expressing his enjoyment over how they get to do this activity as a squad but of course no one listened and being from the agrippa family nothing scared him

once inside he stay towards the back with gauche and grey, everytime a monster would appear he'd try to befriend them but they'd get scared of him rather than gordon getting scared of them

grey:

before heading in she had already latched herself onto gauche, she kept mummbling to him about how much she really didn't want to go in

once inside she stayed in the back with gauche and gordon, she would get scared at every single pop up and monster making her hang tighter onto gauche

gauche:

before going in he was very vocal about not wanting to go and how much of a waste of time it was and he could be seeing marie instead of doing this

once inside he stayed in the back not caring that grey clung onto him, he was bored and wanted to get through the haunted house as quickly as possible, nothing scared him inside

henry:

before heading in he stayed far from the rest of the bulls but like always he was still happy to be around them, he didn't feel scared at all

once inside he still stayed far from the group but everytime a pop up or monster would scare him he'd scream in very slow tone making no one want to interact with him anymore

zora:

before heading he tried to get out of going but yami wasn't letting that happen so instead he decided to take a nap before it was their turn

once inside he didn't find anything scary so to entertain himself he would occasionally scare asta and throw stink bugs towards the pop ups

charmy:

before heading in she went around the bulls sharing her food to relax their nervous stomachs, she honestly had no idea why they were so scared

once inside she was completely oblivious to her surroundings, she would just try to share her food with the pop ups and monsters even though some of them weren't real but once she realizes where she is she screams at everything before stuffing her face again

nero:

before heading in she didn't know what was going on, she never heard of a haunted house before and wondered if lumiere would like it or not