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hercules: lock up your daughters and horses, of course it’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets
laurens: dude, im waaaaaay too gay for this, let’s go back to talking about the revolution
hamilton: hi
laurens: nvm, leT’S TALK ABOUT SEX
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Hamilton: I just realized Lafayette rhymed with baguette
Jefferson: oh yeah haha
Jefferson: *magically pulls hair tie out and ties hair*
Jefferson: *turns around*
Lafayette: Bonjour bitch
Hamilton in a Nutshell
Act 1: Happiness, hope, love, friendship, a lot of ponytails
Act 2: A lot of dying, destruction, heartbreak, and literally no ponytails
Alex: ayyy Eliza
Alex: I know our son is dead and i just had an affair with that one woman
Alex: But ur my girlll
Eliza: I watched my son die
Alex: I know, I know, but just think! We can have more baby Philips!
Eliza: I hope you burn someday
Alex: ....
Alex: We can go on depressing walks together to think about him
Eliza: Deal.
hamilton: please say words of encouragement to me so i don’t murder jefferson right now
washington: there are no books in prison
hamilton: [sighs] thank you
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laurens: me? i died for him.
laurens: *races over to the other balcony*
laurens: *elbows his way past the schyluer sisters just as the spotlight comes up on them*
a flushed but grinning laurens + the very confused schyulers: me? i loved him.
history teacher: what year did thomas jefferson return to the US from france?
me: seventeen
teacher: . . .uh
me: se-se-seventeen
teacher: seventeen what?
me: se-se-seventeen
teacher: *sighs*
me: se-se-seventeen. seventeen eighty-nine.
me: ;)
washington: lafayette, are you here?
lafayette: *raises hand*
washington: didn’t recognize you with your hair down. hamilton, are you here?
hamilton: *raises hand*
washington: ah. i didn’t recognize you with your mouth shut.
