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yasuo by lore: i walk on, with calm winds, preparing for a storm…
yasuo when played: gg ez i’m the best ever you’re all noobs give me all the farm report jungler for not ganking my lane every 3 seconds
yasuo according to tumblr: now where did i put my kid again?
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ezreal: why is everything so boring now?
ekko: i know. like, not even league of legends can satisfy my boredness, dude.
ezreal: same, man.
zoe: GUYS JOJO PART 5 ANIME IS CONFIRMED FOR OCTOBER!
ezreal and ekko: *sings* glorious…no i won’t give in, i won’t give in, ‘til i’m victorious…and i will defend, i will defend.
ekko: *reads textbook during laning*
zed: what are you doing?
ekko: i have mid-term exams in a couple of days.
*top lane*
shen: ALL WOMEN *summons blade* ARE QUEENS!
yasuo: IF SHE BREATHES *two q stacks* SHE’S A THOT!!
both: AAAAAAGH! *all-in on each other*
graves: my name is malcolm graves. and i-
yasuo: moshi moshi, mr. graves.
graves: …and i’m here to-
yasuo: i know what you’re here for! you’re a bad guy! here to kill me and my friends!
graves: …how’d ya figure that?
yasuo: why you’re smoking a cigarette of course! smoking is very bad! how much is gangplank paying you to smoke, huh!?
graves: well, gp doesn’t really work like that.
yasuo: and just how do you plan on killin’ me, huh!?
graves: probably with my gun.
yasuo: that gun?
graves: this gun.
yasuo: what are you gonna shoot out of it, gp’s money?
graves: bullets, more likely. *accidentally ults to the sky* oh!
yasuo: …..
graves: *derp*
*plane crashes down nearby*
garen (from the distance): NO PLANE CRASH CAN KILL GAREN CROWNGUARD!!!
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(Valoran High)
ezreal: *opens laptop*
laptop: POMF POMF KIMOCHI WHATS TH-
ezreal: *slams laptop shut, slides it to the ground*
ekko: what was that?
ezreal: nothing
*dragon pit*
(darius, lee sin, ekko, jhin, thresh vs. shen, volibear, malzahar, twitch, tahm kench)
*both teams growl at each other*
ekko: wait a minute. before we attack each other and tear each other apart like a bunch of maniacs, how about we wait and see which dragon spawns? it might not even be worth the trouble.
*team 2 discusses*
shen: aight.
*infernal drake spawns*
ekko: *mumbling quickly* an infernal drake, which increases our AD and AP by 8, 16, and 24 percent. when under the effects of an elder dragon, the effects are increased by 50 or 100 percent, depending on the dragon’s level. this makes the drake more useful in the la-
darius: ok, it’s worth it.
*teamfight*
zoe: smile!
ahri: sweet!
lux: sister!
katarina: sadistic!
riven: surprise!
garen and ezreal: service!
yasuo: SORYE GE TON!
