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May I request an almond x reader? Got an idea....maybe reader is always working hard to take care of almond and walnut so much that almond pauses his work to put reader to bed and help them fall asleep before going back to work? (like reader's workaholicness could rival his?) And maybe reader tries to lie and say they aren't tired and want to stay up longer to help almond and make him coffee and stuff but almond knows he heard reader yawn and saw them rubbing their eyes?

Also slight add on idea if ya want, ya don't have to do it...if you just do my idea above and not this part, I'm chill with it: maybe almond uses his detective skills to trick reader into getting in bed so it would be easier for him to put reader to sleep?

Operation Baby Bump

Pairing: Romance-Established, Almond Cookie x Reader Cookies in Bond Buff: Almond Cookie, (Y/N) Cookie, Croissant Cookie, Twizzly Gummy Cookie Warnings: Pregnancy(?) (IDK if this counts as a sensitive subject or not) Word Count: 1,271 words Summary: This was going to be your last mission before you retired and gave all your attention to your family. There was just one problem: you were a bit ahead of the game, and so was your unborn child. Scenario: Married Couple, Spy x Detective A/N: Okay, so I took this prompt a step FURTHER and made it so that the reader SEEMS to be out running errands and taking care of her husband, when she's actually a spy for the Magical Commission (and taking care of her husband). You don't mind, right?

"Agent (Y/N) Cookie? This is Croissant Cookie. Give me a status update."

You peered over at the Cookie approaching the Parfaedian café, trying to be discreet, but you'd know those blue-and-pink wires anywhere. "Visual ID has been made. The subject has entered the location right on time."

"Aces! All undercover agents, be on the alert."

You were working with the Time Balance Department on a secret mission to apprehend a Cookie who had been recklessly portal-hopping purely to cause chaos. You were an undercover spy, one of Parfaedia's best. You'd been doing this for years and this was going to be your grand finale.

"Subject known as Twizzly Gummy Cookie has the stolen Time Jumpers," you announced over your earpiece. "Alpha and Bravo teams, move in to apprehend the target!"

Just then, five other Cookies who had been sitting at the café jumped out of their seats and moved in to grab Twizzly Gummy Cookie. "Freeze!"

Twizzly Gummy Cookie brandished a golden disc full of gears and clock hands. "Right back atcha! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"She's using the Time Jumper!" you tried to warn your team, but it was too late. In a blinding flash of yellow light, the agents were frozen in place and Twizzly Gummy Cookie skipped away between them.

"Twizzly Gummy Cookie just activated a Time Jumper and she's on the move!" you warned Croissant Cookie, already going to the edge of the ledge where you'd been standing lookout.

"I'm coming in with a third team!" Croissant Cookie announced to you. "On-site arrival in four minutes!"

"We don't HAVE four minutes!" you protested, already prepping a grappling hook and aiming at the streetlamp opposite of you on the ground. "I'll get her faster with the zipline! If I don't catch her now, who knows how many Cookies she'll freeze?"

"You forgot one tiny detail!" Croissant Cookie reminded you as you clambered up onto the ledge. "You're about to bake a Cookie!"

You looked down at your belly, which was faintly glimmering with magic. Right...you had almost forgotten you were about to bring a freshly-baked Cookie into the world and raise them alongside your husband, Detective Almond Cookie.

Did he know you were a spy? No. Did he suspect you as a worse workaholic than him? Maybe. But this was your LAST MISSION before you officially quit. You couldn't help but make it count.

"Yeah, well, they say you can exercise up until the last day of pregnancy, so, here we go!" you objected, ready to push off when you felt a piercing pain in your stomach, making you hiss through your teeth.

"Are you okay?!" Croissant Cookie was worried. "What WAS that?!"

"Uh...that...might've been a contraction..."

"You have to hang it up! You're about to become a mom!"

"All the more reason to get the job done now! We can't let Twizzly Gummy Cookie escape again!"

With that, you pushed off and zoomed all the way down the zipline, landing perfectly in your parked car. You stepped on the gas, chasing the crazy convict, who was already mounted on her wild road bike.

"Breathe..." you whispered to yourself as you jerked the wheel left and right. "Try not to hit the bus..."

*ring-ring*

"Call my husband..." you groaned, putting on a fake smile as Almond Cookie's face appeared on the dashboard. "Hi, honey!"

"(Y/N) Cookie, where are you??" Almond Cookie was as stern as ever. "You promised me you'd be home resting by now."

"Just leaving work!" you said, taking a sharp turn. "Tying up a few things and all that."

"Nine months baked and still working around the clock," Almond Cookie sighed. "You've got to be the most stubborn-"

"Dedicated,"

"-STUBBORN, barista manager that ever lived,"

"What can I say? I love my work,"

"Yeah, but you're married to ME. Can't you listen to me once in a while when I say you should take a breather??"

"Oh, sure, THIS coming from the overworked Detective of Magical Emergency Handling,"

"(Y/N) Cookie..."

"Just saying, pot-kettle-black! Anyways, since I've got you here, guess who's decided to pay us an early visit?"

"Wait...is this it?!"

"Yeah...reason I'm not home yet is because I'm on my way to the hospital. Meet me there?"

"Right! Hospital! Don't panic! I'm here for you. Breathe easy, breathe often, and take it nice and slow,"

"Yep, gotcha, see you later!"

"(Y/N) Cookie!"

"Yes??"

"I love you."

You fired a shrapnel from the front of your car, which popped the front tire of Twizzly Gummy Cookie's bike and caused her to flip into an alley. "Love you too, bye!"

You screeched to a stop and exited the car, though immediately leaning on the door for support. "Agent (Y/N) Cookie, you're about to pop!" Croissant Cookie scolded you over your earpiece. "Wait for backup!"

"Contractions are only three minutes apart!" you insisted. "You're a timelord, you do the math! I've got time!"

You chased Twizzly Gummy Cookie into the alley where you pointed your gun at her. "Alright, Twiz...hand over the Time Jumpers!"

Twizzly Gummy Cookie cackled wildly. "Hahahaha...AH-HAHAHAHA! Not THIS time!"

Right on cue, her three cronies, Toothpaste Cookie, Wild Strawberry Cookie, Half-Avocado Cookie, and Peeled Carrot Cookie surrounded you. "Aw, MAN..."

"Don't underestimate her, fellas," Twizzly Gummy Cookie waggled her finger at her crew. "She's a feisty one."

There was a hissing noise as your stomach started to smoke, making you gulp. "I think the timer just dinged..." you groaned. "I HOPE that's why my stomach's smoking..."

"Well, what are you standing there for?! CLEAN HER CLOCK!!"

But you weren't going to let something as simple as contractions hold you down. With a furious backhand, you took out Wild Strawberry Cookie in one hit. You managed to take down Toothpaste Cookie pretty quickly too, though Half-Avocado Cookie managed to dodge at least one of your kicks before getting taken down too.

You narrowly missed getting skewered by Peeled Carrot Cookie's pitchfork. "Cut me some slack!" you snapped at her. "I'm having a contraction here!"

"Oh, congratulations--AGH!"

And soon, she too was knocked out, causing Twizzly Gummy Cookie to facepalm. "USELESS! ALL OF YOU!" she shrugged it off, ready to make her escape. "Well, I look forward to doing this again, but I-"

As she turned to make her escape, Twizzly Gummy Cookie ended up walking right into cuffs. Almond cuffs.

You winced when you saw who was at the head of the team that moved in to arrest the others. "Craaaaaaaaap..."

"Swell work, 'Agent (Y/N) Cookie'..." Almond Cookie walked up to you, brow bent.

"Ah-haha...sweetheart, what a coincidence..."

"Aces!" Croissant Cookie cheered, running up behind you. "I knew you had it in you!"

"Yeah, you know what ELSE is in you?" Almond Cookie rapped on your forehead. "Our baby. Now, let's go. Croissant Cookie will handle the arrest from here."

"I had an agreement," you tried to assure Almond Cookie. "One last mission, and then I was out for good!"

"And you thought I wouldn't find out?" he asked you indecorously. "Y/N) Cookie, I'm a DETECTIVE. You were really going to take a powder on me, leave me high and dry?"

"Almond Cookie, I promise. No more dangling from ziplines or high-speed chases. Our family needs us now."

Almond Cookie heaved a patient sigh through his nostrils, then lightly bumped his forehead to yours. "Life's too short for secrets, honey. So as long as we're raising this kid...no more of that. Okay?"

"...Okay,"

"That's my girl.

"Push out a good one, a nice little fire-breather for us, alright??" Croissant Cookie waved you two goodbye as you got back into the car. "The future's looking forward to it!"

Don't question me on how Cookie pregnancy works, IDK either! I just made it up for the sake of the oneshot! (In my head, I'd imagine that when the Witches bake a Cookie, they send some sort of transport spell that takes a normal gestation period to complete before the mom's belly glows and just pops it out. Kinda hard to understand, but I'd be here all day if I tried to explain it clearly).

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