#hakena

aw fuck me with a chainsaw 

“I bet you kiss your knuckles right before they touch my cheek.”

“are we being literal or...?? ‘cause i think you know both times i’ve hit you that i didn’t kiss my knuckles, but that’s oddly poetic. who knew you were so deep, happy feet??”

“i found the devil.”

“was he in the bathroom ‘cause you spent like thirty minutes in there -- - i’m not going to find victoria secret magazines and a bunch of tissues when i go in there, yeah?? kidding, but i would like to know what you’re talking about.”

“i sold my soul.”

Expecting: Our characters find out they are expecting a child together

When Makena missed her period she felt her heart sink, only assuming it was because her infertility was becoming prominent again. She stopped treatments an age and a half ago so it made sense that this would be happening, and despite the fact she wasn’t in the mind set to think of having children any time soon, it still shattered her heart. But this wasn’t new; she’d gone through this before so she put on her brave face and carried on for a good two weeks until she started getting sick. She’d have to miss the first few minutes of her morning classes because she’d be hunched over feeling like absolute shit, and that was when she knew something was wrong. There was no way she could be…no. Makena was almost sure she was still infertile and that was nearly impossible, but she had to check. So she took the dreaded fifteen minute drive to the nearest clinic – the one where she first learned about her infertility – and went through the all too familiar process of getting checked. This was something she did a lot many months ago; secretly go in to see if she was just as good as every other woman though she hardly ever was, even with the treatments. But as she nervously sat on the wax paper covered table with her bottom lip caught between her teeth, she was given news that she hadn’t expected to hear. She was pregnant. “No..” Was all she could manage as the doctor gave her the news, but it was as if he’d gone through this a hundred times before with young mothers, everything he said sounding scripted and rehearsed. “There are some options–” He was starting to say before she cut him off, her head shaking, “No, I’m keeping it.” 

On the car ride back to campus, she tried to think of ways to break it to the father. Of course it was Harold’s, he was the only person she’d slept with recently, but she almost wished it wasn’t his. He was already tied down with his many arrangements, the main thing being his engagement and she didn’t want to burden him with the news, so for a long time she kept quiet. If this happened months before she’d be ecstatic; calling up everyone she knew, probably happy crying every day because she would be getting everything she’d ever wanted, but that wasn’t the case. It’d been a week or so before she told anyone, and that was her mother who was overseas and couldn’t possibly run her mouth off to anyone who actually knew Makena’s situation. And despite the dread that sat heavy with her, she told Harold next. 

There wasn’t really any excitement. No jumping up and down or high fives for ‘getting ‘er done’ (which is something Makena probably would’ve done if this would’ve happened while they were still together). Instead there were a lot of tears and hugs, a few apologies from her despite her lack of control over the situation, as well as numerous concerned glances. How on earth would this work? At the time, they didn’t know, but it was going to be a good enough amount of time before she started showing that they could plan. Though even after all of the drama, at the end of the day, Makena was secretly very happy. She was going to get to be a mom to Harold’s child and that was something she used to only dream about.

8. clumsy kiss

AFFECTIONATE

Holding hands always even under tables n stuff | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection |

SEX:

Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex

DATES:

Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates

WOULD MY CHARACTER:

falls asleep on the couch: Makena, she probably told him to go on to bed without her so she could stay up and watch house hunters

makes friends with the neighbors: neither of them, they’re too grumpy to go out and be social. plus I don’t think they’d have neighbors in their Australian yurt? I could be wrong

is the adventurous eater: Makena, she would probably try to get him to eat something completely bizarre and say “it takes like chicken, I promise” and then it not taste like chicken at all

hogs the covers at night: Harold, that little bitch

forgets to do the dishes: I imagine they eat out a lot because neither of them can cook and they probably don’t have a lot of dishes to do? but Kena

tries to surprise their partner more often: ooooh, um, Harold ‘cause he’s more romantic than her and would do stuff like that idk

leaves dirty laundry on the floor: if Makena forgets dishes, she certainly isn’t going to pick up dirty laundry ja feel?

stays up til 2 am reading: Harold ‘cause he’s all smart, probably reading some court cases or whatever he reads, playboys idk

sings in the shower: Makena, could you even imagine Harold singing in the shower? no, don’t imagine that, too scary

takes the selfies: Makena, and Harold promptly hides from them