#hack san

It’s good to be the bug! The cool red costume, the “do-anything” yo-yo weapon, the random lucky charms, being the most badass of all the miraculouses in the miracle box and super loved by everyone! It’s tops! But then there are the drawbacks like constantly making weird excuses, being a guardian to those mischievous Kwamis and even putting up with the likes of Cat Noir! Bleh!🤮. You really gotta know this stuff if the whole world were weighing on your shoulders and one screw up could mean Shadow Moth wins! Think you can handle it? Let’s see if this person can:

*Hack-San -The Dupain-Chengs are leaving Paris for the weekend to reluctantly (in Toms case) visit Sabines sister in London and Marinettes tried every excuse in the book to avoid going so she can stay put and be Ladybug, but to no avail. There’s a way to have solved this problem, but we’ll wait on that.

Meanwhile, in the dark side, Gabe was trying to figure out which former victim to re-akumatize next and he looks to Max-No! Wait! Markov!? The cute little flying artificial intelligent robot that went against the villain when he was akumatized cuz he wanted the miraculouses for himself when he went Pinocchio and almost got the bad guy killed with his own security system!? Holy Sh*t! If Gabe/Shadow Moth has a death wish, then Nooroo and Duusu can pop some champagne and celebrate being free from this a**hole at last! Yeah! But just as clever as the dynamic duo are being lately, so is he. Sorry Kwamis, guess we’ll just put this thing (the champagne bottle) back in the seller (sigh). Shadow Moth first re-akumatizes Markov as Robostus and then uses an amok, a hard drive called Hack-San, on Nathalies tablet (wait!? Did she get a new one? Cuz Gabe broke the last one!), to really brainwash him into servitude! Don! Don! Don! In this case, Robostus sends out a mass computer virus infecting everyone by having them capture, through their phones, “their most prized possession”. Like, oh I don’t know, a miraculous!

Just as she was about to leave, Marinette entrusts Alya with the ladybug miraculous! Whoa Nelly!😳Well it’s not the first time someone else got a hold of ‘em! (“Reflekdoll”). It shouldn’t be so hard! Alya is the #1 fan (and BFFs) with Ladybug, so she’s got this! She’s a fan of supers, she’s seen Ladybug in action hundreds of times, she knows her powers, moves and catchphrases, she runs the most popular blog in Paris that news networks rely on and she’s had guts since the beginning! She’s Captain Bu-(trumpets almost sound) No wait! (trumpets stop) Bad name! Hey Cat Noir! Meet-Whoa! WTF KITTY!? Why’d you attack Superbu-(trumpets almost sound again) No! No! No! No! (trumpets stop again) That name sucks too! I get it! Cat is suspicious cuz he’s not used to someone else being Ladybug other than his lady love and believes this, this-uuuuuuh…….Wonder Bu-(trumpets almost sound once more) NO! (trumpets stop once again. Wearyingly sighs) Ugh! Why is this so hard!? Anyway, Cat believes the new Ladybug is a sentimonster.

From the convincing sentimonsters they’ve encountered, yeah! He’d be skeptical! There was that fakea** Nino/Carapace (“Optigami”) who almost got away with Shadow Moths scheme on secretly having the other sentimonster follow Ladybug home and discovering her identity and the fakea** Bubbler (“Sentibubbler”) who Ladybug and Alya(/Rena Rouge) took care of before Cat Noir could interfere, so he’s not falling for it this time with……um……The Bug? (trumpeters start to sound) STOP IT! (trumpeters stop) God! Alya why!? You👏are👏Lady👏bugs👏#👏1👏Fan!👏 How is it you can’t live up to that!? You got the yo-yo part down and managing Cat Noir when you convinced him you weren’t a villain, so why not a name!? It wasn’t hard for you to get Rena Rouge! (awkward silence) You’re calling yourself Bugalady!? (trumpeters start to sound again) STOP IT I SAY! (trumpeters stop again).

The name isn’t the only thing complicated for Alya, the situation gets worse when Marinette gets captured! Don! Don! Don! Then Robostus brainwashes everyone into zombies by having their new targets be from “their most prized possession” to the new dynamic duo! Upgrade! Also, uuuuuuh, I really need to call Alya something here? Uuuh, Lady Luck? (trumpeters blow a couple of notes) QUIT IT! (trumpeters stop) Still not a good name, okay how ‘bouuuuuuut La Bugette? (trumpeters blow a single note) ARE YOU GUYS DEAF!? (trumpeters stop again. There’s a long silence) It’s so hard coming up with a Ladybug themed name cuz it’s just so much easier being called Ladybug! What am I supposed to call Alya!? “The Black Spots of Justice”!? (trumpeters are about to blow) ONE MORE BLOW FROM YOU GUYS AND YOU’RE ALL FIRED! (glares with a demonic echoey voice) And I am not joking! (trumpeters freeze in terror. Recomposes with a deep breath). Also, Alya ends up falling into a trap with Cat Noir! Damn! Being Ladybug is hard! But, you know what? She still got the job done!😁

Bomb #16, Alya got a hold of the Ladybug Miraculous for the day! Thank you✨Scarabella!✨(trumpets finally sound and end in a big finish). Let’s give a big hand to Alya Césaire for doin’ an awesome job as our substitute Ladybug for the episode! (👏👏👏👏applause, cheers and whistles heard). Atta girl Alya! You did a great job! This is why we love you! We’ve seen her help out Ladybug in “Optigami” and “Sentibubbler”, so of course she’d figure out a way save the day and defeat one of the most deadliest villains. I’m sure this has been asked before, but just in case you forgot, I’ll bring it up. You probably thought for the first time, “Why does Marinette try to make bad excuses to avoid leaving Paris when she could’ve just used the horse miraculous (that teleports) to go to London and back in case Shadow Moth strikes like she did in “Startrain””!?. Well, I’ll tell you why! It’s cuz back then, she had no one to help her out and the only person she had at that time was Master Fu who was too old and could only do so much! Now that she has Alya knowing her identity, she can trust her for anything! Plus, it wouldn’t have worked out anyway if she did bring the horse miraculous with her cuz she was still on her way and then got captured! The writers were smart again for this ep. This isn’t Cat Noirs best season is it? Not only am I counting the bombs here, but I’m also counting how many times he’s been ignored on battles and that I know it’s building up to his breakdown for the finale. It started with “Optigami” when Style Queen was defeated and he just had to use his cataclysm on an amok, then in “Sentibubbler” he was benched cuz he wasn’t aware of the trouble that caused it so he’d just be interfering and only the supergirl’s could handle it due to them being aware of one another’s identities and then in “Glaciator 2” he was thrown into the trash by the love of his life and she took care of everything the first time without him and now, here, Ladybug wasn’t even around and he had to deal with a “total complete stranger” who looked to be more trust worthy of knowing Ladybugs identity before him! What a punch in the face! Course, Ladybug didn’t have enough time to tell him she was leaving and she couldn’t give Cat her miraculous cuz he already has the black cat and those two combined is (powerful booming echoey voice)⚡️🪐✨Ultimate God-like Powwwwwweeeeeers!⚡️🪐✨ Also, you need a ladybug and a black cat team to balance one another out. Still, the thought that he isn’t worthy to be trusted with Ladybugs identity over a “stranger” and how he thought she was replaced cuz we all know what happens when a guardian passes on their guardianship to another😢 (“Battle of the Miraculous Part 2:Miracle Queen”), would be too much for him to bare! Cuz he still doesn’t know who she really is and with that, he’ll never see her again! Luckily, Scarabella noticed this and told Marinette/Ladybug to work things out with him, but I have a feeling it’s gonna get worse.

whats supposed to be on nino’s shirt

because it looks like hack san??

Gabe: what was that?

Nooroo: I didn't say anything. Maybe you're going crazy from wearing so many Miraculouses. 👀

Gabe: I'm perfectly fine.