#grumpyrabbit

...and she literally got me an orca... like... she adopted an orca for me... and not only that but she adopted Springer... like... omg...and it came with a stuffed orca and a photo of Springer and a certificate and omg omg omg... I thought she was just going to get me a book or a movie or just some kind of toy but ahhhhhhhhh.....

BBC Sherlock: 

Push off a Cliff: Jim because he should be used to it at least on some subconscious level? 

Frick Frack: Random Sexy Extra

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Marry: Lestrade probs oR ANDERSON 

Set on fire: uuumm Guy Fawkes?  nah but probs CAM that creepy ass 

Wrap a blanket around: Sherlock baby it’s ok John secretly loves you. Molly baby it’s ok you will find love. Lestrade and Anderson and Sally babies it’s ok Sherlock came back it wasn’t your fault.

Be roommates with: Molly tbh we’d have the most awesome girls nights. 

FROZEN: 

Push off a cliff: HANS YOU FRICKERFrick Frack: Duke of Weaselby Marry: Kristoff Set on fire: TROLLS THEY CAUSED ALL THE DIFFICULTIESWrap a blanket around: SVENBe roomates with: Olaf because free snow

Cecil - The object of my adoration or obsession is probably either food or the characters from Cabin Pressure tbh

Dog Park - We had a low wall outside my house and I wasn’t allowed to sit on it or play on it without my parents being there because they were afraid a car would come speeding around the corner, crash into the wall and kill me. I always thought that was stupid, but recently I noticed that the wall had fallen over and when we asked what happened it was exactly that… Except no-one was killed.

Desert Bluffs - The place in the world I hate the most is probably my dad’s cousin’s house because the smell in her house is putrid and there is no escaping it anywhere you go in the house. When I first went there I couldn’t work out what it was and we thought it was the many many many plants (mainly cacti) in every corner of her house and along the hallways, but later we found it that it was actually probably her two pet turtles because turtles omit a disgusting odour when they’re stressed. So I have no idea what that lady is doing to her turtles, but honestly her house smells like death and it gets right inside your mouth and lungs and you can taste it and yeah i bet you’re sorry you asked. We call her turtle lady.