#gross things

So!

I hate school restrooms.

Not because of how they look.

But because of the RAGGEDY ASS girls who use them.

If this doesn't apply to you, don't get offended, cause hurt dogs hollar.

Why are any of these boys even considering dating these girls?

I seen shit, piss, and period blood in a toilet all at once, and I could only say "WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T FLUSH!?"

People go in there to skip class and gossip.

They vape and even have sex in there!!

There's writings on the wall, and it's always some weird or unkind bullshit that I don't wanna fucking see!

IS IT SO WRONG TO WANNA TAKE A PISS IN PEACE!?

I HOLD MY BLADDER FOR HOURS ON FUCKING END BECAUSE Y'ALL WANNA BE FUCKING GROSS AND DO WEIRD SHIT!!

IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND YOU'VE DONE ANY OF THESE THINGS, YOU AND I HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS!!!

THE RESTROOM IS NOT FOR VAPING, FUCKING, OR SKIPPING CLASS!!

IT IS FOR TAKING A PISS, A SHIT, CHANGING YOUR PAD/TAMPON AND MAKING SURE YOU DON'T LEAVE A MESS FOR THE NEXT GIRL GOING TO USE IT!!

I'M HONESTLY CONVINCED I MIGHT END UP WITH BLADDER PROBLEMS CAUSE OF YOU SHIT FACES MAKING EVERYTHING UNCOMFORTABLE!!

Step 1: install TamperMonkey to your browser

Step 2: deploy ao3 saviour config

Step 3: blacklist ‘beautiful golden fools’ tag and any other gross things while you’re there

I block the following tags, so just copy-paste this to appropriate place: 'RPF', 'Gwendoline Christie/Nikolaj Coster-Waldau', 'Beautiful Golden Fools','Beautiful Golden Fools | Cersei/Jaime Lannister-centric'

Step 4: Enjoy your twincest free new life

...So I’ve been peed on and bled on and vomited on, and I’ve been elbow-deep in someone’s abdominal cavity holding back their bowels for an hour. I’ve held calipers inserted in someone’s extraocular muscles to move their eyeball around in their face. (I have also had the honour of being goobered and snotted on by the babies that drool/wipe their noses happily onto my shoulder/arm/leg/neck/wherever...)

In this line of work, we stick fingers in peoples’ butts sometimes, and we pull stuff out of them other times, too. We examine gnarly wounds and open fractures. We can do all of this without flinching.

Hence, I think it is always an interesting exercise to examine what disgusts healthcare workers. To be honest, my nope things in medicine are:

Neck instrumentation (but mostly from the front... the sides bug me much less)

Parasites and infestations (yes, including lice. These bug me the most... lol sorry I’m so lame)

The olfactory experience that is the adult surgery ward, or a pressure ulcer, or draining a perianal abscess, or a patient who either has no access to soap and water or chooses to avoid them forever...

But there are SO many things outside of medicine that completely gross me out that kind of boggle my family/friends’ minds. Example: the compost bin, the fact that I literally just found out my brother keeps dead rats in our freezer (YES, THE ONE WE KEEP OUR PEOPLE FOOD IN OMFG) that he defrosts and feeds to his pet snake, etc. (Okay, to be fair, my sister was also freaked out by the rats in the freezer... so I feel like it was a justified reaction.)

What grosses you out, medblr/pablr/nurblr/EMSblr (?)/everyone else? Pretty sure the nurses and paramedics have stronger stomachs than me, someone who ultimately just wants to play with babies and share goldfish crackers with toddlers.

“Oh, well this is a fun question! Are you asking me this because you want to prank me with things I will dislike? Oh no. In that case: please, please, PLEASE don’t get me cute stuffed animals, whiskey, wine, or chocolates. I couldn’t stand it. I’d absolutely roll around in my rage and regret!” An actual list of things Malika finds repulsive are below! - Abuse of Power: If she sees someone using their power (financial, physical, magical, emotional, whatever) in a way that controls, coerces, manipulates, or limits someone who cannot defend themselves from it, she has almost a physical reaction to it. She hates it! 

- Debt and Contracts: The very concept of ‘owing’ something to someone else makes her shudder with disgust. She firmly believes that if she does something for someone it should be because she wanted to do. If she stops wanting to do the thing she should be allowed to stop doing it. Specifically, contracts that bind people to a course of action and have stipulations about what happens to you if you break them-- and particularly very carefully worded ones meant to trap you-- are repulsive to her.  Set fires to all contracts! If someone doesn’t want to do a thing they should not have to do the thing!