#gritz

It's kitty cat man's birfday

Rasta: Main Cook - he always remembers the recipe best and wins the quarrel with the argument that he has the most experience.

Laura: Main Cook’s sidekick - she also knows the recipe best, so she wins in a quarrel too. In addition, she is also: Sweet Decorator (she makes the cutest looking cupcakes), Comforter Girl (she always has an extra cupcake for Gritz), Doctor Muffin (she deals with Klaus's burns), Team’s Angel (she takes care of the whole baking project)

North Shaw and Blok: Trouble Makers - they always blow the flour bowl and generally make the most mess.

Shakes: The errand boy - He runs to the larder for the necessary products, in the meantime, secretly flirting with Laura or showing off in front of her, for example by holding more things in his hands, specially flexing his muscles more than usual.

El Matador: Scared of dirt - he never helps with the very process of making butter, cream, and decorating for the cupcakes for fear of getting dirty, so his only job is to get the cupcakes out of the oven when they are ready.

Klaus: Beginner cook - his clumsiness often causes accidents in the kitchen. For example, he always mistakes salt for sugar or sugar for salt or burns his hands from a hot cake mold that just has gone from the oven.

Lankey: Scorch Killer - he always hangs around the oven, peeking into it every minute, and generally still gets to Rasta and Laura with questions about whether, in their opinion, the cupcakes are already perfectly baked.

Eagle eye: Perfectionist - he always sees the slightest imperfection, from the uncleaned stain on the countertop to the crookedly sprinkled cupcake.

Gritz: Unlucky muffin - he always loses in hauling straws about who is to clean up the mess after cupcakes baking, and when the cupcakes are ready, he disappears somewhere, or his cake lands on the floor or he gets salty-cupcake from Klaus’s mistake.

Twisting Tiger: 2nd Sweet Decorator - together with Laura, he is responsible for decorating the cupcakes and selecting the sprinkles and colors of the cream or frosting. After work, he always argues with El Matador, Klaus, North Shaw, and Shakes about who will eat leftovers of cream or frosting and cupcakes’ batter from dirty bowls.

Remember when Disney let Maul eat some kids? That was cool. (I mean, they were very naughty.)

Pairing: Fritz Howard/Gavin Baker Rating: Mature (just to be safe) Summary: The way Gavin is eating that candy cane should be illegal. Word count: 914 Tags: humor, fluff, inappropriate use of candy canes, teasing, flirting, Christmas, holidays, Gavin is a little shit, Fritz kinda likes it though, implied spanking

Prompt stolen...er, borrowed without permission from the 2017 Supernatural Advent Calendar Challenge.

Read it on AO3!

Tagging: @brieflymaximumprincess

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Fritz ambles up the driveway, gravel crunching under his shoes. What a long day. Between the stakeout from Hell and dealing with Flynn and Provenza’s antics, he was starting to think it would never be over. Now that he’s finally home, he’s ready to light the fire in the fireplace, flop on the couch, and watch some television. Preferably sports or something else he doesn’t have to think too much about to enjoy.

Stifling a yawn, he unlocks the door and tosses his keys into the small ceramic dish on the counter with a metallic clank, determined to forget about work and just relax. “Hey babe. I’m home,” he calls, more out habit than anything as he shrugs out of his suit jacket and drapes it over the back of one of the dining table chairs. As he opens the refrigerator to get himself some eggnog, he glances over at the clock. 7:35. Warmth blossoms in his chest. Good. That means he’s probably not yelling at an empty house.

Probably.

“In here, darling.” Gavin’s voice drifts into the kitchen from the living room, spackling up the little spots of worry in Fritz’s mind. Smiling around the rim of his glass, Fritz toes off his shoes and pads toward the sound of his boyfriend’s voice. Maybe he can convince the typically antsy lawyer to cuddle with him. If Fritz bribes him with a warm blanket and some red wine and promises to play with his hair while Fritz watches football or whatever’s on, Gavin might just —

Just —

Gavin is sprawled on the couch, stockinged feet propped on the coffee table, reading a book and eating a candy cane. Very enthusiastically eating a candy cane.

my main goal is to make unfunny comics then get pipebombed in my mail and act like I don’t knoooow nobody argargargargarg

wow it’s more fusions YIPPPEEE

vegeditz does the sonic ball spin bc he’s extra hedgehog shaped. okay. thank you