#dancing rasta

Dancing Rasta: Shakes, seriously. Why do you care if we like this guy or not?

Shakes, glancing around nervously: I care if you like him.

Dancing Rasta: Why? I'm not your dad.

Shakes: ...

Dancing Rasta: ...

Twisting Tiger: Chased Shakes and North Shaw around the floating Stadium after they made another bet with Liquido. (Coach let him)

Cool Joe: Secretly took everyone's phones and changed their ring tone to the Supa Strikas theme song, and then called everyone during a press conference. (They all kept it that way)

Shakes: Was gaming till morning once, and when practice came he accidentally mistook all the blondes for eachother when passing. (The team had to do an intervention the day after)

El Matador : Was on live once after a party, and was talking shi about most teams in the super League while doing his hair. (It got him multiple sponsors and a new show, called "Shit talking with El Matador" it was cancelled after Ninja decided to sue)

Klaus: Has won multiple eating challenges before games, whether full blown competitions or challenges against Big Bo, and somehow always is fit for all the games.

North Shaw: Decided to combine multiple extreme sports, and dragged Eagle Eye and Blok along, they stopped talking to him for a week.

Blok: Made everyone listen Brislovian Dubstep once, he put it on full volume, the entire team (apart from Klaus because of Techno and Electronic Raves he goes too) couldn't hear for weeks.

Eagle Eye: Talks shi about Buddy Watkins, in his face, never behind him, and once said "You are the Kid Rock of the Super League", it was a meme for weeks.

Big Bo: Asked the team to baby sit his kids, found the team having a bed time story read to them by his kids when he got back, Rasta was making food for Big Bo and his wife.

Shakes is obsessed with football the same way Skarra is obsessed with him, to the point it's extremely off putting and a little weird.

Supa Strikas although I did say the almost opposite in one post, are actually pretty hated as a team by the Super League Association and there are so many examples for almost everyone in the team.

The Teams and or coaches who never cheated, or were never shady were rude or as*holes in personality and that isn't even me considering to Supa Strikas specifically but in general.

The Super League's main reason for being corrupt isn't because it ignores the cheating but because it let's teams actively destroy eachother in every way possible because it makes the games more intense, regardless of whether the crowd knows it or not, just for views and cash they'll make by actual fair matches .

The fact that Coach believed Toni Vern, Skarra, and Uber, over Klaus when they could have done a DNA test to show it wasn't Klaus with the sock, since Toni had the tech there, shows how Coach really doesn't trust his team outside of his main super stars.

They (Boss of the Supa Strikas Club, Stakeholders) were willing to kick Rasta off for a money grab, to be basic as hell, and because he wasn't "new", they hate there team.

I don't really care about De Los Santos or his team, but they were done dirty by everyone, however the team wouldn't have survived on the Super League board regardless not because there are bad, but because Teams were mentally and physically willing to do horrible things to eachother and then some.

Shakes can be a super "in your business and not coming out of it" person (he's invasive towards a lot of people and teams).

A lot of Coaches in the Super League are just straight criminals, or people who got a tax break only if they stay on the board, or using the Teams as guinea pigs for experiments because they are in perfect shape.