#gotham posting

What is important, though, is that he caught Brucie’s eye. And you know how Brucie gets. Yeah it was cute, as it always is when Brucie gets all infatuated. Brucie could make a crush on the most basic, average Joe look like a love story for the ages. Can’t approve of the object of his affections this time tho because — again, Metropolis. Eugh. (Also, he wasn’t even that hot. Metropolitans do NOT interact, idcccc)

Anyway, the point is — this new guy? This overly sunny-dispositioned paparazzi mutt had Brucie’s attention, and what did he do with it, you ask? He strung poor Brucie along.

You got that right, folks. This despicable outsider was only in it for the scoop (and not even the scoop neck Brucie was wearing last week, u know the one that was practically a boob window? Ugh don’t even talk to me I still haven’t recovered. it’s my phone screensaver rn). No, this cretin, this spawn of the fiery hell orb in the sky, played nice with our dear prince of Gotham until he had what he needed for his flimsy, wet paper paycheck and then he fucking dipped.

You heard me right, my fellow Gothamites! Some rando sunshiner from across the water dared to come into our terf, OUR gloriously polluted hometown, and he dared to play with the feelings of our dear beloved Brucie Wayne, and then he went and broke poor Brucie’s heart!!! Fucked right back off to Metropolis (just writing it is giving me hives I’m so sorry for making you all read it so many times in this post).

And now Brucie is spending a lot of time looking all sad and despondent in the corners of board rooms and he isn’t even having fun at the club : ((( I literally saw a livestream from one of the Wayne kids yesterday where he showed up in the background for like 0.3 seconds but if you pause and zoom in you can SEE his eyes are red like he’s been having a real sad time and it just KILLS me to see ok

So yeah, obviously there was an Arkham breakout last night. That expected, you guys. But you don’t see anyone running for their lives in the streets or taking cover in their bunkers and you wanna know why?? Bc we know. They aren’t coming for us this time.

You’re damned right the Gotham fucking rogue gallery is fucking assembling. There’s literally no question in my mind as to why.

I got this wallet from a man wearing a red hoodie, hope he didn't noticed that I have picked his pocket 🫣

I recently visited Metropolis, the Kaiju was scary. But Terrific and Hawkgirl were so cool flying around.