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Me: Gordon, when I get into Super Punch Out for the Wii-U I intend to marry every single boxer after defeating them and we will all take our son Little Mac around the world.
Gordon Voice: But Dr. Coomer, they won’t know they’re in a video game like you do.
Me:
I may not have thought this through.
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trans rights, dr. coomer. - gordon
That fictionkin feel when you're kin with two characters from the same source that liked each other/might've been dating in both canons but this just results in you missing alternate versions of both of them instead of being satisfied. ~Benrey/Gordon, HLVRAI
@Benrey: I'm missing your eldritch skeleton asshole self man. Where tf are you and why tf did you leave? Fucking hell. ~Gordon
(ship hate) So, everyone does know that I fucking hated Benry, right? I don’t give a fuck what you people “ship” but you’re all aware that, canonically, I literally killed him and would happily do it a million times over? If you’re really seeing me saying “I hate that Benry’s back I wish he was dead” as ~romance~ then PLEASE get higher standards for romance. From, a very tired HLRVAI Gordon fictive who only wants to be shipped with a fucking nap.
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Hey it's Gordon from hlvrai and I just wanna say hi to that recent Tommy, ily I hope you're doing good and we will destroy everyone who infantalizes you
i don't have many memories from Black Mesa. i just remember my dad's abuse before canon. i do remember, though, after everything was done and said, sitting on the couch in the middle of the night having a panic attack, and Benrey was there, resting their hand on my back. i remember how comforting that was, how grounding. Benrey, i don't know if you're still out there. i don't know if you'll end up here. i hope so. i miss you. take care of yourself, please, for me. - Gordon (HLVRAI, fictive)
i guess i'm happy that the very recent source didn't mess me up too badly but the original design they used for me looked so awful and indignant :( at least it got changed and it looks better :) i really need some sleep -A very sleep-deprived Gordon the Tender Engine
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