Dad Stuff that Goose Does
Will fall asleep in front of the tv but wakes up immediately if you try to change the channel
Bradley opens a bag of sweets in the car and he immediately puts his hand out for one
His humour slowly morphs to only dad jokes
Especially the "I'm [enter adjective here], "Hey [adjective] I'm Dad"
But he also says I'm Goose when joking with Mav
We already know Goose's fashion is peak dad, but I recon it got more dad (tm) after Bradley was born
Maybe before Bradley he didn't wear a t-shirt under his shirt or didn't do up all the buttons, then Bradley is born and he instinctively wears his shirt like we see in the film
One interaction with Mav has him asking why he's got a t-shirt on underneath his shirt and Goose just happily goes that he'll be cold otherwise and Mav looks on in horror that he's lost Goose to the dad vibes forever
He soon realises that Goose fits being a dad a lot
If Goose lived longer, or in a Goose lives AU, you know he would’ve evolved to wearing socks and sandles because his toes get cold
Carole notes that his moustache goes from being a 70s style moustache to a dad one, she loves it
Goose and Mav proudly walked around with baby Bradley on Goose’s chest in a sling and Mav with the baby bag
They get into arguments with idiotic pilots and the next second are cooing at Bradley when he drops his toy
Just need more of Goose as a dad 🥺
