Robots (2005) Headcannons
-Fender is a trans lesbian (at the end of the movie) and her proper name is Fendetta
-Both Lug and Diesel are very gay
-Piper and Bigweld are fucking pansexual baby
-Crank is asexual
-Diesel has autism
-Lug has anxiety
-Fender and Piper have ADHD (Fender also suffers from Narcolepsy)
-Crank has the big depression
-The Rusties love to collect things. Crank likes to collect Garfield merch and little vintage cars. Piper, fender, and diesel love to collect music. Diesel also likes to collect funny cowboy things and bottle caps. Lug collects anything related to Godzilla/Kaijus.
-Diesel has a keyboard and loves to make music. Diesel’s music is usually pretty upbeat. It’s got a The Bran Flakes vibe to it if you know that artist.
-Lug and Diesel fucking love Minecraft.
-Lug, Diesel, and Crank love collecting worms on a string.
-The Rusties have an unconditional love to McDonald’s, shredded cheese, Pringle’s, and Cheeze it’s.
-Wonderbot has a pet spork. Their name? Spork.
-Fender and Diesel love cereal and Kid Cuisine.
-Wonderbot and Diesel can speak in keysmash.
-Wonderbot only feasts on Cereal, crumbs, raviolis, spaghetti, and Cheerios.
-Lug and Diesel love to snuggle and show a lot of physical affection to eachother.
-Lug and Diesel share a room with eachother. This room in particular isn’t a rotating room like the other Rusties have, but it is instead a guest room that Aunt Fanny happened to have.
-Madame Gasket has fed Ratchet nothing but Kid Cuisine througout his entire childhood.
-Madame Gasket can and will eat babies.
-Lug can eat a baby, but he chooses not to because he’s not a fucking insane bitch like Madame gasket. However, lug likes to eat glass bottles, more specifically beer bottles.
-Wonderbot can eat endless amounts of raviolis.
-Crank and Diesel like to listen to Mr. Bungle together sometimes.
-Lug and Diesel enjoy doing things with Aunt Fanny. Diesel likes to do scrapbooking and gardening with Aunt Fanny, while Lug likes to knit and cook with Aunt Fanny.
-When they cannot fall asleep(which is pretty often), they like to dance to music at like 3 am. When it’s a special occasion, for example if it was one of their birthdays, they would play music they loved. Surprisingly, Aunt Fanny has never noticed this occurrence.
-Piper loves pop sockets. Since she doesn’t have a phone to put them on, she just puts them on her wall.
-The Rusties like to watch anime. Piper is the one who likes anime the most.
-Piper enjoys drawing, but isn’t very good at it.
-Diesel loves to draw, and he’s pretty good at it. He draws in a very cartoony artstyle.
-Sometimes Piper and Diesel draw together.
-Lug loves to cook. More specifically, he loves to cook pastries.
-Lug and Diesel are furries.
-The Rusties hate cringe culture. Lug and Diesel fucking hate cringe culture with a burning passion.
-Lug and Diesel love nature.
-Fender, Diesel, and Wonderbot love to make cursed food. Fender is often the unfortunate soul who eats the cursed food item.
-Fender likes to eat crazy ass shit. He’s the L.A Beast of the Robots universe.
-Lug and Diesel hate loud noises. They also hate parties, so they just party in Minecraft with their Minecraft dogs.
-Diesel is British. Or should I say Boltish? I’m sorry.
-Lug and Diesel love Ratboy Genius.
-Diesel can sing like Jack Stauber.
-Crank loves politics.
-Crank ironically loves Alex Jones. He can almost perfectly impersonate him.
-Crank loves cats.
-Lug and Diesel love to play hide and seek. Diesel does the hiding, while Lug does the seeking.
Yeah that’s pretty much it. I have more but I don’t want to turn this post into a fucking novel.
