#goodposting

if you put your ear up to a hornet nest, you can hear the hornets inside. from the sounds that you receive, if you have remarkably good hearing and audio processing, you could perhaps make out the individual hornets in the nest; their locations and maybe even their activities. it is theoretically possible to tell based on this information the shape and internal structure of the nest. with enough time spent listening to and studying the sounds of hornets' nests, I imagine this skill would naturally develop. however I do not recommend this course of action

Clifford the big, red, and trans dog.

i tend to think i have Forever Alone Disorder, a disorder where everybody you meet finds you instinctually distasteful for no reason you can ever find, but i have had friends before and i do have friends right now, which means that the real explanation is Mostly Alone Disorder, a disorder where a lot of people you meet don't like you, but some people you meet do enjoy your company and want you to be their friend- which bears similarity to this thing called "life"

Scientists used a powerful microscope and they actually saw that all atoms are just different kinds of really tiny burgers.

slime girl who digests the bodies of the party's fallen foes, then feeds the party bits of herself with the nutrients (tastes like orange jam)