#goexplorers

When your teacher asks the impossible: "Open up to page 394." "There's only 341!" "Obi-Wan has taught you well." Sounds like an intellectual trick. Philosophizers. #smh #trio #severussnape #harrypotter #vader #unmasked #snape #darth #vader #philosophizer #fulloshitizer #instagram #inhonorof #alanrickman #jamesearljones #impossible #yoda #starwars #and #thechamberofsecrets #machine #zombie #zombies #background #talkingheads #cellphone #thesingularity #isnear #oratorical #deadlift #and #nose #extensions #pinocchio #disney #madeyalook #truth #dichotomies #morelikes #trichotomy #wordplay #book #books #but #doyouevenliftbro #yes #dontmindme #goexplorers #neverstop #themugisfine (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

"You don't want to post me on Instagram." "Get back on book. That's not even your line!" Wait, what? Hold the phone! Let me explain, if you care to keep reading. Vader steals Obi-Wan Kenobi's famous Jedi mind trick. He has no need to wave a hand to twist the trick toward his own dark purpose. Thank goodness the philosophizer in the room interrupts and corrects the wayward Sith Lord. The thing is, Obi-Wan deploys the mind trick in Eps. II and IV. Why, then, does the philosophizer begin to berate Vader with a script for Revenge of the Sith? Somewhere in the galaxy, a fulloshitizer is upstaging/upbraiding himself without even shifting his feet. #unmasked #vader #starwars #talkingheads #philosophizer #nerd #trivia #fulloshitizer #instagram #machines #cellphones #holdthephone #thesingularity #isnear #oratorical #deadlifts #and #nose #extensions #pinocchio #disney #madeyalook #truth #dichotomies #wordplay #mythology #books #dontmindme #goexplorers #neverstop #themugisfine (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

"So you are still a talking head, there, eh?" Just babbling at the box that talks. (Cell phone. It's called a cell phone!) #talkingheads #philosophizer #fulloshitizer #machines #cellphones #thesingularity #isnear #cellphone #curls #and #oratorical #deadlifts #and #nose #extensions #pinocchio #disney #madeyalook #truth #suits #analyticphilosophy #philosophyofmind #dichotomies #morelike #trichotomies #wordplay #books #dontmindme #goexplorers #neverstop #themugisfine (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Why does a long-dormant IG account suddenly start erupting videos like magma from Kilimanjaro? German #philosophizer #MartinHeidegger once said "Humans are walking question marks." Wha? does ?ha? even mean! And just what is a "strange loop:" i.e., what does the word "I" mean? 'Tis beyond the scope of a silly skittish video, I'm afraid, but surely, a strange loop is much more than a fancy book, held by a mere cuckoo man. #easter #existentialism #PhilosophyofMind #Fulloshitizer #AnalyticPhilosophy #themugisfine #goexplorers #whatthehellamitalkingabout #wordswordswords #fulloshitizer #dontmindme (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)