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{A DRAMATIC READING OF THE HEART OF DARKNESS ENSUES}

-after several hours, the reading ends at the iconic scene where Kurtz says “The horror, the horror.-

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: We must never become blind to the suffering of others; all death is a tragedy, there are no statistics.

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{THE PLAY ABRUPTLY SWITCHES BACK TO A NEWS STYLE FORMAT}

Scene: A disturbing grey building. A replica of the mansion from Resident Evil is surrounded by an electric fence out back. X-shaped crosses with various dinosaurs pinned to them. One of the crosses has the novel version of John Hammond (no relation to movie John Hammond) pinned to them. Movie version John Hammond’s grandchildren, Lex and Tim, stand in the background, dressed in a tribal outfit with neon paint.

Ray Arnold walks outside to talk to the interviewer, cigar in hand. His missing arm is replaced with the mechanized arm of the main Gundam from G-Gundam.

Interviewer: We here at the BBC have heard that your park offers a service for the older park goers looking for a thrill.

Ray Arnold: That’s right. People have criticized our current batch of dinosaurs for being “too tame.” So we retained the old ones and put them in this enclosure.

-shot of the Resident Evil mansion-

Ray Arnold: We let Dennis Nedry design the mansion.

Lex (distant voice in the background): HE’S A NERD.

Tim: More like Dennis NERDRY.

The interviewer politely laughs.

Interviewer: Take me through the process of designing this mansion.

Ray Arnold: Well, first, we needed to test the atmosphere of the mansion. We dropped Dennis off into the middle of it one night after he passed out drunk. We might have forgotten to mention to him that, for the test run, all of the enemies were animatronic simulations and he was never in any actual danger.

{video footage of Dennis Nedry screaming as he runs through underground labs}

Ray Arnold: This footage was proof of our success: the atmosphere is terrifying. Now we offer tours with the old, bloodthirsty dinosaurs that broke free. 

It’s kind of a Saw-type situation; either you work together, or you get picked off one by one. Sometimes that still happens, but it’s statistically less likely. 

People will pay a high price for “the scare of a lifetime.” We have a live facebook feed so distant patrons can watch from the safety of their own computers.

-distant screams in the background-

Interviewer: Interesting. Some may think that this mansion is unethical. There is a real possibility of death. How do you legally deal with that?

Tim: THESE ARE INTERNATIONAL WATERS, BABY.