Had some fun scribbling these out.

Enjoy!

-Mod Pita

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Word Count: 615

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Asra:

A pretty average drinking, tbh

He doesn’t drink often, bars not being his crowd, but can hold his alcohol well

He likes to hear you drunkenly rant to him about your day, cheeks flushed, only to kiss you halfway through, making you even redder than before

Makes sure you get home safe

He thinks it’s really funny and cute when you challenge him to a drinking contest, like okay, but I’m not carrying you home after.

Prefers fruity drinks over beer and wine

Nadia:

Tipsy Lady

She likes the champagne, and finds popping the cork very amusing

You honestly wouldn’t know she’s drunk if she wasn’t so openly honest.

“You wanna know what I think?” “What is it, Nadi?” “Valerius is a little bitch baby.” *snerk*

And a smooch smooch here and a smooch smooch there

If you two are at a bar, she won’t let you leave her side

Will 100% defend your honor if some douchebag tries to hit on you

Soft, drunken cuddles when you guys get back to the palace

The best a disguising hangovers

Julian:

Flamboyant lightweight

You’re gonna wanna record him

Can and has went from acting out an entire Shakespeare play standing on a table to crying in the corner booth in 15 seconds flat

Once tried to serenade you with a song he wrote himself (key word, tried)

Gets so cute. Doesn’t believe the two of you are together because you’re just so beautiful and amazing how could we be together oh man I’m so lucky

His face gets beet red, seeing him is honestly a religious experience

Muriel:

Does alcohol even affect him?

Apparently not

Doesn’t exactly like bars

Says he’s only there to make sure you get home safe, only that, nothing else.

Okay fine, maybe he likes the attention you give him after you’ve had a few drinks, and seeing your cheeks so red and cute isn’t such a bad thing either

When you’ve calmed down and had some of the water he brings you, you thank him for coming out with you, and lay your head on his shoulder, starting to snooze off

It’s his turn to turn red now

Okay, maybe going to bars isn’t such a bad thing as long as you’re there too

Portia:

Fucking Tank

Will challenge you to a drinking contest purely because she knows she will win

Honestly will drink anyone and everyone under the table, including you. No mercy.

Gets all sassy when she drinks, the Mazelinka in her coming out

Says “Beer me” too. Many. Fucking. Times.

But you gladly tolerate it because you love her

On those cozy nights where the two of you decide to just stay at home, get a few beers, and cuddle, you swear there is no better place in the world to be.

Smooches

You guys wake up in the morning with killer headaches, but Portia always says it’s worth it if she gets to spend a lovely night with you.

Lucio:

Will brag to you about how well he can hold his liquor, but is hammered by his fourth drink

He and Julian should make a lightweights club

Clingy, jealous drunk

Doesn’t leave your side the whole time, giving the stink eye to any man who dares look at you

Tries to impress you by doing stupid stuff

“Hey! Hey -hic- (Y/N)! Look at me!” cue disaster

At his drunkest, he gets all subby and sexual, it’s hilarious

Is out like a light the second you get home, you have to make sure he doesn’t suffocate with his he lands face down into his pillow

The next day is spent in bed, not wanting to get up and deal with the hangovers

Happy day late fathers day! <3

I drew this on the day but I didn't post it anywhere-

Got the idea for this while working on a short, Portia drabble. Enjoy!

-Mod Pita

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Asra:

So Asra has known you the longest out of all our lovely loves, so he knows about your scars and how you feel about them

Has reassured you many times that they’re beautiful

Comforts you when you’re feeling ashamed of them

It’s honestly hard to feel embarrassed about them when he’s around

If he catches you looking sadly at them in the mirror, he picks you up, and hurls you onto the bed

Congratulations it’s cuddly comfort time

Kisses each and every scar as you lie down together

We love our magic boy and his loving reassurance

Nadia:

She was at first confused when you confided in her your insecurities, but quickly switched to a more understanding mode

Let’s be honest, our girl Nadi has had clear skin since she was a child so she doesn’t really understand the struggle

Like Asra, she comforts you whenever noticing that you’re feeling down about it, but in a more elegant way

Makes offhandedly comments about how beautiful you are while not so subtly smiling your way

You know what she’s doing, she’s very obvious about it, but you like the assurance so you’re not about to tell her to stop

Will buy you all the best make up and concealer if that’s what you want

Making sure her s/o feels loved? In her palace? It’s more likely than you think

Julian:

Our boy Julian is a Doctor Man ™, so he knows acne scars are completely natural

He tells you this all the time

But he understands when you have trouble believing him

Honestly is the sweetest when it comes to comforting

Holds you face in his hands as he stares intensely at you

He’s quiet as he scans your face before nodding

“Yup just as I thought. You’re perfect.”

Will massage your back where other scars are

Let this boy shower you with affection and you’ll never feel self conscious again

Muriel:

Lovely Mountain Man Muriel has plenty scars of his own, so he gets your insecurities

Unless you have known each other for a long time, it’s unlikely he’ll show you comfort in a physical way

He’s not very talkative, but that just makes the times he says something sweet that much sweeter

We all know Muriel would never judge you for something you can, and you now that too, but it doesn’t stop the worry that spreads through you every time you’re close to his face

If you guys have known each other for a while, and he’s comfortable with contact between you two, you bet he’ll give random touches to your scars

Let me paint you a picture; it’s nighttime, and you guys are getting ready to go to bed. You’re laying in his chest and he lifts your head towards him. Softly, he brings a hand up and lightly caresses your cheeks, a look of adoration across his face

He’s the best at wordless reassurance

Portia:

Like Muriel, has plenty of her own flaws, so that paired with her fluffy personality makes her the bets at comforting you

She probably finds out about your embarrassment of them the first time y’all are getting heated.

She already knows about the scars you have on your face, and has assured you she thinks they’re beautiful, but she still feels you tense up when she goes to take off your shirt.

That’s when you confide in her how you feel it’s unnatural and not pretty how you have acne and scars on your back and chest

Portia made sure that’s every touch she gave you that night was infused with all the love she could muster up

Multiple nights are spent worshiping each other’s bodies, because Portia does have her share of stretch marks she feels self conscious about.

Just mutual love and appreciation all around

Lucio:

Straight up didn’t even notice them until you pointed them out

Like Nadia, he will take you out and get you all the best make up money can buy

Will crack a few jokes about it in attempt to make you feel better

He’s trying, but he really doesn’t get it

He adores you, and he tells you this ever day in hopes you’ll feel better

Can’t have your self doubt jacking his style

Jk jk

But during baths and shower together, he makes sure to worship your body and scars

He will always think you’re beautiful, regardless of what you might consider flaws

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Started: 9/12/19

Last Updated: 9/15/19

Total Works: 17

Key:

🥙 - Pita’s Works

🥒 - Dill’s Works

🦑 - Jalapeño’s Work

* - Most Popular

** - Explict/18+

Asra

Loud** 🥒

Fae! Asra HCs 🥒

Nadia

Loveliness 🦑

Pregnant Cuddles w/ Devil! Nadia 🥙

Julian

Secret Performer HCs 🦑

Oblivious S/O HCs 🥒

Muriel

Lose You* 🥙

Tall S/O HCs 🥙

Portia

Hiding 🥙

Lucio

Firetruck** 🥙

Annoying Lucio HCs 🥒

Group HCs

S/O with Acne Scars* 🥙

How They Sleep* 🥒

Hogwarts Houses* 🥒

Drinking HCs* 🥙

Elements of Harmony HCs 🥒

Sailor Moon Characters 🥙

This is kinda like an incorrect quote thing but ya here you go

-Mod Jalapeño

Asra: “You should bite the lip of someone who has leprosy”

Nadia: “Have you ever milked a bird? Because I have.”

Portia: “kICK ‘EM IN THE TEETH”

Muriel: “TAKE OFF THOSE GODDAMN CROCS OR ILL TAKE MORE BEEF

Julian: “you havE LARYNGITIS.

F E A R M E.”

Lucio: “Go fIsH”

“Lucio, we’re playing rumm-“

“Y A H T Z E E”

bonus one for Julian: cuRSE MY SPICY ANUS-

Hi! I’m dead inside, but you can call me Mod Pita.

The three of us here make up this Arcana x Reader blog, where you can always request and always send asks.

As you know, I’m Mod Pita, and I’ll be writing mainly for Muriel and Portia.

I’m Mod Jalapeño, the majority of what I’ll write will be for Nadia and Asra! :D

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Eskel comes back from his hunt with a dripping monster head in hand, covered completely in blood. It takes him less than two minutes to notice that there is only a stale smell of goat to go with his horse. Also,  that there are no happy little beats of excited goat trying to greet him. The lead Li'l Bleater is usually kept on when he's off on a hunt is ripped. His kid is gone. Eskel drops the monster head.

The search he starts for Li'l Bleater is maybe a little frantic, but this is his goat. There aren't even words possible to describe her. The barely there scent trail of her leads through two towns and then to an abrupt stop outside some shitty village where it tapers off near the butchers. That-that is-The witcher tries to process this and ends up yelling, terrifying half the people around him.

Li'l Bleater is gone and the witcher has no idea what to do about that.