A Gloryhammer Story But It's Blatantly Wrong
A very Dundee day. ZARGOTHRAX appears to ruin a very Dundee day.
ZARGOTHRAX: I, the return!
ANGUS number doesn't matter which one because all of them die anyways walks in. Zargothrax is a natural enemy of Anguses.
ZARGOTHRAX mwamwahahas. He corrupted the beloved hammers. They are undead army.
ANGUS: Hammers used to be good. Now, they are bad.
ZARGOTHRAX: I have an undeadundaxian hammer army! It will kill.
The HAMMERS dispatch themselves and wasteland DUNDEE. Then, they siege DUNKELD. DUNKELD is meant to be sieged.
DUNKELD, PEASANTS: (understandable moans of pain)
PEASANTS: Hope is not. We must trust in the Hoothootman.
ANGUS is unable do the anything. Duracell lies. His HAMMER battery died.
ANGUS swears a mighty oath to ZARGOTHRAX and DURACELL.
ANGUS: I swear a mighty oath!
ZARGOTHRAX: What is a worm on a string to a god?
ZARGOTHRAX: The wrong joke.
ZARGOTHRAX is too busy being evil. ANGUS manages to escape.