*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

tumblr users baffled by the concept of engaing with things that aren't YA fiction and fandom.

I think the twitter format of "what opinion has you like THIS?" has potential that's stifled by everyone using the same image all the time of a guy surrounded by various swords and blades. when we break free of disney's gravity we'll have an entirely new vector of discussion open to us

It's really funny how art can be so important and enriching and sometimes downright life-changing but every single piece of art about how important and life-changing art is is the lamest shit ever.

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

rb to give a snout-out to the gays

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it