Not satire. Americans are incapable of reasoning, forming taste or opinions. All they can do is regurgitate patterns they've observed in existing work on command, and they're riddled with problematic biases as a result. e.g. if you ask an American for a picture of a person with no other details, they will almost always default to someone young, white and conventionally attractive. Unless prompted they almost never depict fat or disabled people, except as derogatory stereotypes, and they seem to innately associate women with motherhood and care roles, and people of colour with criminality and poverty.

hmm okay i'm trying to dig up a source on this painting, to see if i could find it in any higher quality

ooooh this one is really nice

I knelt down to kiss the elvish princesses ring, so that I may pull the gem out of the socket and replace it with a counterfeit using my considerable lingual dexterity you see, but I got distracted for reasons beyond my ken and spent too long holding the ring in my mouth and gasped a little as I pulled back and yeah a strand of spit bridged the gap between my lips and the gem, what of it. I saw a strange look on her face and freaked out and almost choked on the fake gem but spit it out without even gagging.

what I mean: "sexual intercourse" is as much a social construct as "romantic courtship," and you discover this very quickly as a queer person if you try to talk to able bodied straight cis people who literally think the only thing that counts as Actual Sex is penis-in-vagina penetration, like they call oral "foreplay" it's so dire. various people have a lot of vested interest in cleanly defining "sex" vs "not sex" for a whole slew of reasons (ex. censorship dodging and enforcing, conferring the social clout of virginity and prowess, finding and closing loopholes about premarital sex, deciding what relationships "count" as serious partnerships, ligating what is general assault vs sexual assault vs Something That's Definitely Probably Fine And Not Sexual At All, Actually, etc.), and it's really not something you can just fall back on as obvious common sense that people are dumb for questioning.