#glore

Spike: Well, my intent is very simple. Have you ever heard of a little movie called Necromantik?

Glory: … What?

Spike: It’s about this couple that steals a dead body and spends all their free time having sex with it. *giggles* In one scene there’s a bunny.

Glory: *looks confused* I do not understand.

Spike: Well, speaking of fucking in weird ways, did you know that in Caligula, Malcolm McDowell improvised a scene where he put a flower in a guy’s ass after he fisted it?

Glory: I demand that you explain yourself.

Spike: Oh but I am. And speaking of Caligula, there’s this movie called Gestapo’s Last Orgy. It has an alternate title of Caligula Reincarnated As Hitler, even though it doesn’t have either Caligula or Hitler in it. But it does have Nazi cannibals, including this really tender, sensitive, romantic subplot between a Nazi and a woman that he’s torturing.

Glory: This conversation serves no purpo-

Spike: Oh don’t even get me started on cannibals. There’s this other movie called Anthropophagus, where the cannibal in the movie gets his stomach cut open, then he bites into his own entrails. And much like Gestapo’s Last Orgy, both of them feature baby-eating.

Glory: Enough! What is the meaning of anything you are saying?