Incorrect Buffy Quotes

Spike: (outside Buffy’s house in the dead of night half naked strumming a guitar) I love you bitch.

Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

Angel: I guess I underestimated you.

Buffy: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him. What should I do?

Buffy: Sometimes I feel like God is teasing me. Just like he teased Moses in the desert.

I quit drinking because it's not good for your health, and I fell into a bonfire! Yeah, you're done drinking then, you don't need AA. Falling into a bonfire is a one step program

Buffy, it's Dawn. Please come get me. I'm probably fine. But I also might be dead. Goodbye.

Xander: I’m an old man now. 

"Wrecked"

Willow: It happened, take from it what you can learn, move on.

Buffy: That was Dawn’s school calling. Apparently, she’s been using some very creative language today.

Xander: I must be the best handyman you know. 

Some important new information has come to light. Women are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts, but I was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.

Buffy: Spike, you have lost your mind!