𝑡ℎ𝑒̼ 𝑔̼𝑙𝑖𝑡̼𝑐̼ℎ𝑒𝑑̼ 𝑡̼𝑖𝑚̼𝑒̼𝑙𝑖̼𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑒̼𝑎𝑑𝑐̼𝑎̼𝑛𝑜𝑛̼𝑠 .ᐟ
𓏲ּ؛࿔𝄢wesker is ridiculously smart but just pretends he's a moron. says something incredibly genius out of nowhere and it always shocks lo (she forgets he's a sans sometimes). never drank a condiment until he realized other sans variants did. he tried ketchup and hated it, tried mustard and hated it, and somehow fucking landed on mayo. can absolutely tear up a dance floor. perfect mj moonwalk its scary. alcohol does nothing to him. he can do a keg stand and be stone cold sober. sleeps the least out of the sans variants. he's almost always awake. 𐔌՞ﾐ.ᵕflamey suffers from internalized homophobia LMAAOOO. prefers greasy and processed foods because it boosts his internal core temp. plays magic: the gathering in secret. hums constantly and sings under his breath when he thinks nobody is around. can't drink alcohol or he'll fucking explode. owns at least two hugo boss suits. he shan't go round looking like a bum. also owns ridiculously expensive jewelry, WATCHES IN SPECIFIC he has ice on his wrist at all times. prefers gold jewelry ^^ 𑣲.ೃ࿔lolette is entirely resistant to pain medication due to dodie's ability to process drugs. is suffering from near constant roid-rage because dodie acts like a steroid. no wonder she's such a bitch all the time. refuses to kill bugs. owns an insane pokémon card collection. fast-twitch muscles, she is a downright HORRIFYING sprinter you don't wanna see dat running at you (she will crash into you (on purpose)). has to remind herself to blink. dodie constantly lubricates her eyes even when she's not blinking, so she has a tendency to stare. it's really off-putting.
۶Ი︵𐑼ৎ˚peep has been approached by modeling agencies before on multiple occasions. is terrified of spiders. lo always has to move bugs out of their camp when peep sees one. can pull off anything. any color, any style, it doesn't matter. this infuriates lolette. best hearing out of anybody in the group, her ears are always moving no matter what. would have pierced her ears but her parents always told her 'no.' has at least one tattoo somewhere.
₍՞◌′ᵕ‵◌₎ damian is a really talented artist but never shows anyone his work. naturally dirty blonde but bleaches it BOTTLE BLONDE BOTTLE BLONDE! naturally fast metabolism, can barely put on weight because everything he eats is metabolized too fast for his body to actually use. sticks his tongue out when he's trying to focus. he doesn't really know why it just happens. double-jointed and hypermobile. it causes him some joint pain but he's like a contortionist. 𓂃.☘︎🖌ink has photographic memory. he really likes bugs. specifically orchid mantises. and locusts but we don't talk about that. built sturdier than most other sans variants, weirdly stocky compared to any other skeleton. this does not affect his agility and it's kind of terrifying. takes off his head jack-skellington style to freak people out. something's fucking wrong with this guy. has to remind himself to eat. he doesn't really need to but this biggie likes food and gets so excited when he remembers he can go eat something LMAAOO.
