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Protocol 4

Meanwhile at the Anemo House, where nothing ever goes quiet as planned.

Varka:Now I know what you’re thinking. “Varka has to be a representative easily!” But what if I told you I think a more wholistic approach would-

Scara:You’re not talking your way out you bum. Accept the fact you will be going to more meetings.

Varka:But-

Jean:All in favor of Varka, say-

Everyone:Ay!

Jean:*smiles*

Varka:Siiiiiigggghhh

Venti:Such is the fate of a natural born leader.

Varka:I nominate Venti.

Venti:Preposterous! I’m not suited at all to represent all of Anemo!

Jean:…

Venti:It’s true! Don’t think about it too much! We need to bring our best! It’s why Scara isn’t making a fuss.

C2 Scara:I objectively have no choice, so don’t make it sound like I offered. Personally, I find Kazuha to be a good fit.

Kazuha:I appreciate the praise, but I would not say I’m needed as of late. The real gem that among us is Sucrose.

Venti:Yes! You’re absolutely right!

Sucrose:H-Huh!? That doesn’t sound right! While I admit I do help where I can, giving me one of the three seats is way too much credit. Venti on the other hand, although situational, truly dominates in his role. His Stygian contributions speak for themselves.

Venti:Well if that’s the bar-

Jean:I refuse, and it’s not.

Venti:Oof! Shot down before take off.

Lynette:May I say something?

Jean:Of course. Everyone here is free to speak up.

Lynette:Faruzan has been rather quiet.

Faruzan:Mind your business, young lady!!

Ifa:Wait, she has a point. You are remarkably strong. Not only have you helped me out of a pinch, you’re favored by at least two of these dudes. Wouldn’t make more sense to hold your own spot?

Faruzan:I’d rather be fourth seat if I have to do anything.

Everyone:…..

Lynette:All in favor for third seat Faru-

Everyone:Ay!

Faruzan:This is rigged!

Scara:Where’s all that ego you had when you were “keeping up with me?” Just accept it. I don’t your workload increases much.

Faruzan:Fine! If you all need a madam so much, who am I to refuse?

Venti:Looks like things are settled!

Prune:Don’t let him worm his way out of responsibility!

Venti:Ah, you wound me.

Prune:And here I thought this place would have a little structure in serious matters.

Venti:I am serious though. Sucrose or Kazuha over me. They’re just so dependable.

Sucrose:Umm, I don’t mind stepping up! It’s not like I don’t know the people who visit. I like seeing the new elemental strategies.

Varka:Well it’s decided then. Our fourth special seat goes to you!

Venti:Marvelous!

Xianyun:Have you no shame?

Jean:Next on the docket is our fifth slot; a person not of our group. Honestly, that’s a difficult question. Our very nature asks for outside help. Personally, I have to nominate Bennett. *smiles* I might be a little biased however

Varka:A wonderful choice!

Sucrose:I’m actually more inclined to say Diona.

Kazuha:As am I.

Sucrose:Mona.

Lynette:It should be a hydro in general. It reacts the most, and there’s always an outside influence in battle.

Ifa:I don’t disagree, you could make a similar argument for others. From experience, a touch of cryo has always been helpful.

Lan Yan:I fear we might go in circles at this rate. It’s just too situational. A defense for Bennett could be as valuable as Fischl in the right circumstances. Same goes for Xingqui.

Scara:If you look at it another way, then it shouldn’t matter who we ultimately land on.

Jahoda:….Aether? Or is that cheating?

Lynette:Respectfully, I’m not asking for his help with hydro.

Sayu:Can’t we just draw lots?

Mizuki:That’s a good idea. Everyone can write a name of who they want, and we pick at random.

Varka:Might as well. I’m sure whoever gets picked will be happy to br part of the team! Hahaha!

xxxxxxx

Kaeya:Something the matter? You seem rather ruffled today.

ifa!!!!!

he’s so cool!! i can’t wait to see his gameplay!!!