#gf ask

What are you gay? …yea ok 💛💜

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In 2015-16 i was obsessed with Gravity Falls (with Bill Cipher to be more specific) and desperately wanted to answer as him in the Ask. And i don't mean like an ask blog in Tumblr, it's a different thing. I don't know if you had something similar, I'll explain what i mean.

The Ask wasn't just one person, it was the whole community, where people could pick a character and draw answers, and since it's a community, you had deadline, and if you don't draw certain amount of answers in said time (usually one answer in a month), you lose your role and someone else could take it. Also you had to have good enough skill. Through poll the audience decided if they wanted to see you on some role or not. Sounds messy, but it can take too much time to explain the whole system.

Long story short, i never got a chance to answer as Bill, because he was always taken (well, he was the most popular character at that moment heh) and to be fair my skill wasn't good enough.

Then i moved on and forgot about it... Until... Yeah, the Book of Bill. And suddenly i remembered all this and thought, well why don't i try now... Turned out that all the Ask communities were closed long time ago 💀

And, well... Maybe you guys could help me to make this old dream come true? I'll start Bill ask blog, all i need from you - some questions and your attention. I can't promise many answers, since my hyperfixation passed long time ago, but maybe few...

So, here's the good ol' poll

Idk if this is in reference to something but here’s my ranking

1. Oracle GF - Of all of the GFs, this is the only one explicitly stated to have magical powers. This is an obvious edge over the other gfs. I can see it now: she would protect me as a bodyguard on an escort mission, and the two of us would have a forbidden romance that culminated in a passionate kiss under the stars on the balcony of a castle. Top tier. 11/10.

2. Goth GF - The best variety of GF barring explicitly magical ones. Beautiful, artistic, and melancholy. Proud of themselves and their aesthetic. To be admired and feared. 10/10.

3. Dark Academia GF - I love literature. I love tweed jackets, especially on women. These weaknesses have allowed the mysterious Dark Academia GF to slip past my defenses and I am now simping for her. 9/10.

4. Coffee GF - Depending on how much of a downer she is, this could be a bit of a hit-or-miss, as I’M used to being the tired-of-your-shit-coffee-drinker, but I do respect a good coffee fan. 8.5/10.

5. Sunshine GF - Definite hit-or-miss. Do I want to be around someone who is constantly, ridiculously happy beyond reason? No. Do I, at least in theory, like the idea of being the grumpy one in a sunshine-and-raincloud couple? Absolutely. 8/10.

I’m afraid I have no idea--wish I did, though!

😁

Picnic: List 5 things that are naturally your favourite colour.

Ooh this is fun! My favourite colour is purple, so I'm gonna go with Tanzanite

Lisianthus (flowers)

Sea Holly (flowers)

Sweet Pea (flowers)

Elegant Firefish

Sundress: What is your favourite outfit/clothing item? Hmmm well it was this one purple v neck, but it has a lot of holes in it now, so I don't wear it as often in public. Does jewelry count? If it does, then my silver and lapis lazuli ring, if I can ever find it again 😭😭

Sticker: Type some of your favourite emojis/emoticons: 😁😘😉👀🦲😼💜🥺🤭😖😏

Bunny: Who do you look up to in your life, and why? The person who always comes to mind with this question unfortunately passed away last year, but a man I always called Uncle Dan. He used to stay with us when we lived in Lima when he would come through. He was a passionately curious man, and he put that curiosity to great use. He struggled with depression, and still managed to be incredibly dedicated and uplifting to everyone around him. He lived out in the jungle in the Amazon with a tribe called the Achuar. He taught them how to fish farm, how to make electricity out of what they had available, he made sure they weren't being taken advantage of by the government. He was incredible. He died in his 50's. The world lost a good one, and I didn't get to say goodbye.

Hm, lemmie think...

Yes you did, multiple time! And it always makes me so happy to hear that ~

Hey guys look, my gf think she’s a smart ass and i won’t answer them all ;)

It took me a while but time to do it baby!!!

SORRY NOT SORRY FOR THE LONG POST Y’ALL!!!

1) Describe them in 3 words

dumbass, cute, small ;p

2) Their favourite style of clothing

retro, although she’s a lazy ass so just wears hoodies all the time :// looks really good in her mom’s shirt tho ;p

3) What mannerisms do they have?

oh boy where do i even start… hhh that thing she does whenever she sees something cute or funny and she just screams. Like i be sitting there, chilling, telling her abt something and then i suddenly hear a screech in my ears and i look at the screen and she’s just playing with her cat. adorable. also the way she looks at me sometimes when she thinks im “””cute”” or whatever :// she’s just hhhh so so heckin cute and making me blush ;;;; or whenever we’re being Soft and she just curls into a ball under the blankets and looks like the cutest tiny person on this planet ahhhhh cutie!! or whenever she blows a kiss unexpectedly >.> asshole, or- djkfgh honestly there’s just too many

4) Do they play an instrument?

she keeps playing games with my heart~ ;((

bc she lives on the other side of the planet

5) How did you meet/become introduced to them?

through a jse sleepover discord server kdfjgh since the very beginning i wanted to talk to her, idk why, she just seemed like such a radical bro fam

boy was i wrong :// tsk tsk….. jk bby love u :* ur still lame tho ;p

6) Favourite thing they’ve ever said/texted/messaged?

hooo boy i honestly don’t know, she says so many sweet things ;;;; well, when she’s not being an asshole that is :///

7) What do you like doing with them?

;))))))))

well talking is pretty much all we can do so ksdjfgh uhhh i guess talking abt what we’ll do once we meet or sharing cursed memes

8) Their favourite colour

blue 💙………….. or is it purple fuck-

9) Do they keep up to date on pop culture?

…… i had to make her watch shrek a couple weeks ago bc she’s never seen it…. i’d say that’s a no.

10) Sweetest thing they’ve done for you?

uhhhhh exist??? talk to me???? be my lovely gf??? ://

11) Have you dreamed about them?

oh boy have i….

12) Have they dreamed about you? (if you know)

yes she has, i haunt her in her dreams

13) Can they dance?

proooobably not tbh, although i can’t be sure unless i see it right? ;)

14) What does hugging them feel like?

wish i fucking knew fam

15) Your favourite thing about them?

lkdfjghfkdskjfghfkdsjfdkfjgh do you really expect me to name just one thing mate. Ok but the first thing that comes to my mind iiiis probably how she’s everything i’ve ever wished for??? like…. literally dskfjgh and i never expected that from her! like yeah we were good friends and all but i never expected her to be this amazing. Truly the best gf :*

16) Their favourite thing about you?

idk, probably how hot, smart, sexy and intimidating i am ;p 

17) Best memory of you together?

the night i asked her if she wants to be my girlfriend ^^

18) What are they like when they’re tired?

soft!!!! hella soft and sweet and i wish i could cuddle with her and sleep together uwu

19) Could you imagine growing old together with them?

well like she said, we’re each other’s first and we’re ldr, it’s kinda hard to tell ^^;;;

20) Could they imagine growing old together with you?

see for yourself

21) What would an ideal date with them be?

honestly i’ll take anything at this point-

but ideal? hmm…… probably going out somewhere nice or oh! walking around my town, showing her around, seeing her all excited cutieee and THEN going somewhere nice and hohohehe who knows what’s next ;) and yeah djkfgh although sneaking out somewhere in the middle of the night would be great too….. and well, there’s something more but we’re gonna keep it soft ^^

22) Are they competitive?

she keeps saying she’s gonna beat my ass in mario kart and sorry, although i highly doubt it :/// even tho i’ve never played either i’m still gonna destroy her

23) What do you do together?

text and face time. yup. that’s all we can do skdfjg sometimes we watch sth on rabbit together, and once we played some knock-off emoji edition Uno and i kept beating her ass ;pp

24) Which smells remind you of them?

the smell of bullshit :///

25) Do they remind you of any music?

hehe we have playlists for eachother ^^

also fingers in his ass

26) Could you tell them your biggest secret?

already have~

27) Could they tell you their biggest secret?

already has~

28) How do you greet each other?

either by being like “uwu hewwo can we tawk towday or awe you busy? ówò” or by sending a bad meme/joke and calling each other fuckers

29) What makes you blush that they do?

whenever she’s being sweet and cute and looking at me Like That and is like “i love u sm ur my gf!” like excuse me did i fucking ask >.> love u too tho

30) What makes them blush that you do?

those sick dabs

31) Would you say you love them?

absolutely yes!!!!!! love you baby!!!!!! so much!!! muah!! :*

32) Would they say they love you? 

of course i mean who wouldn’t come the fuck on im the best there is out there try to disagree with me and i’ll fucking use your piece of shit face as a doormat