#gestalts

So gestalts are clingy. All of them. Even gestaltmates who aren't the clingy type. Hook, all the Stunticons excluding Wildrider and Drag Strip, and pretty much all the Combaticons? If you ever see them sleeping away from their gestalt's cuddle pile then something has gone very wrong.

I can easily envision Scrapper reaching for a data pad infront of Hook and he's straight up plastered against Hook's back as much as he can possibly be with Hook's crane boom in the way. (As much as Hook complains about it, he doesn't seem to mind it much. Hmm, wonder why that is :~). ) Don't even get me started on Wildrider and Scavenger.

In almost every circumstance, Wildrider is consistently found draped over the other Stunticons like a blanket. I once saw a post (or reblog tags) discussing what they think the Stunticons' roles are in their cuddle pile, and in it they said that Wildrider would be ontop of the pile, either laying ontop of everybody or in his altmode. This is just straight up canon to me.

Drag Strip is also touchy, but in a different way. His arm slung around Breakdown's shoulders (which Breakdown is NOT pleased about 'stop it stop it now leave me alone go away stop touching me'), his arms resting on Dead End's head (Id like to think that Dead End is the shortest, and shorter than Drag Strip despite their altmodes because I think DS would constantly mock him about it, and, it makes me laugh), and so on and so fourth.

(In case you're curious, tallest to shortest is MM by a lot, BR, WR, then a gap between him and DS, and a gap between DS and DE. DE is up to DS' shoulder.)

And Scavenger? Maybe it's just me. Maybe. But we all know super he's clingy and needy, right?? His favorite past-time that doesn't involve digging or his object treasures (more on this in a different post later) would be being around his gestalt, and it's pretty easy to keep them around when you're clinging to them like a monkey. I also think that what I said previously for Scrapper and Hook can easily be replaced with Scavenger/Bonecrusher and Long Haul. Mixmaster too, if I'm being honest.

Hell, not even the COMBATICONS are not an exception to this. I'm sure a Combaticon fan can expand on this more accurately (please do this please i like seeing headcanons please), but I think that once they become aware of this.. PDA.. eugh.. they'd try to avoid doing it, but they're. Gestalt. There's nothing they can do to stop themselves from subconsciously doing it short of cutting the gestalt bonds in someway, and, unfortunately for them, they are not aware of this fact. They think they're doing a great job of acting normal, and while they are in the eyes of the average mecha, the other gestalts can see right through them.

ld like to expand on this for the Aerialbots too, but I'm not very Autobot Combiner pilled so it's hard. Sorry. I will say that they are no better than the Constructicons in this, though. They are always touching in some way. Especially Air Raid and Fireflight. They aren't always together, but it's still a mildbsurprise when you see one without the other. Clingy little bird bastards.

- Onslaught is the eldest (40), Scattershot is the youngest (23)

- Megaempress is the tallest, she's around 6'7ft tall. (Tall lady :3)

- it's a common rule to not hand Hot Spot firearms, he might look harmless and act Harmless but Dear god let's not give the overly energetic Puppy a Loaded gun.

- Pyra Magna is one of the only Commanders that Joined the Organization while already in her 20s.

- we dont talk about what happened in Vos HQ, We NEVER talked about it but if someone ask all we say is... Hun-Grrr was Involved and he was not caged.

- Scrapper and Motormaster doesn't wear Armor (Scrapper does wear the Helmet though aside from that his uniform is plain fabric)

- Motormaster is BANNED from going anywhere near Air force or anything that flies in general. (except Silverbolt but that's already on thin line)

- Onslaught once got so mad he start speaking in russian, No one understands him at all except for Silverbolt who actually takes time to study Other Languages aside from English and or his native Language... IT WAS IN THE PROTOCOL GUYS, READ THE FUCKING BOOK.

- Most of these guys might be reliable, but they Do tend to ignore protocols... Like Learn more than 2 language for better understanding when talking to a different people in different nation, or Please for god Stop using Organization's Funds for something as stupid as renting a whole ass Mansion to play Paintball guns.

- Scattershot is rarely even present among them, No one knows where Scattershot often go they just know he existed... At some point lmao.

- ONSLAUGHT IS AN ENABLER FOR HOT SPOT, DO NOT PUT THEM IN ONE ROOM WITHOUT PROPER SUPERVISION (Proper supervision that are recommended: Scrapper, Only him could talk them down)

- Hot Spot, Motormaster, Scattershot, Hun-Grrr are Menaces. The Organization has Child leashed on each one, sometimes they have one for Megaempress too if she decide to drop kick a man's nuts in public just for 'Shit and giggles'.

- no... We dont trust Pyra Magna to be responsible.

- And we dont trust Silverbolt either

- the only one trusted to be responsible in any chaotic situation is Scrapper

- ... Not even Onslaught is trustworthy, he's an enabler for one of the Force of nature (Hot Spot)

- Scattershot is Banned from licking anything he guessed as 'Poison'. He know it's poison, we know it's poison, Scattershot please stop Consuming Poison or toxin, It's not funny the last time you gave Wheeljack a Heart attack when you chug that bottle of radioactive Mud. You survive doesn't mean you will the next time you do it!

- Megaempress must be at least 5 feet apart from any man she just met, and must be child leashed, Last time she met a new Men that joined the organization that guy got kicked in the nut

- Megaempress still does it to Megatron sometimes, we just assume she hates him... Apparently she just finds it funny.