#garbage chic

Even tho a garbage skeleton already wears these clothes I figured Sans would like them too. That is the same sweater I’ve had since my senior year and I thrifted the tshirt. I love it so much. (Why yes I did edit these on my phone how could you tell? )

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WHAT AN INCREDIBLE SHIRT

WHAT A GREAT GARBAGE SKELETON

If you read my previous post you will know about my recent row with a certain unnamed bottle of vinegar, and you will thus know what I mean when I say that I was ... delayed in my morning prep.  You will not however know that the whole bottle-breaking-existential-crisis-episode lasted nearly 2 hours and because of that the whole rest of my carefully planned day was screwed up. 

How screwed up? Incredibly screwed up.

See, I had planned on having my laundry in by 1:00, because I had literally no clothes and due to a dinner party later in the evening, I found myself actually needing clean clothes.  Due to the vinegar bottle of death however, my laundry was late going in and as a result I found myself standing in my room, T-15 minutes to leave with nothing dry but some Tinker-bell pajamas and last year's ugly Christmas sweater.  Needless to say, I did not want to meet my future English major friends looking like a ghetto fairy-elf, so I did the thing any sane person would do.  I panicked.

I franticly tore through my closet in search of any dry clothing that was at least semi- in season.  Note how I used the word tore in the sentence above, well that is because I did find something.  I found an old skirt buried under my old guitar, and I was so happy the universe decided it needed to tone my joy a little.  I pulled on the skirt, it caught on the guitar, and the skirt completely tore away from the waist band.

yaaaay.

Now I realize that G-strings aren't really in right now, so I had to improvise. 20 safety pins and some super glue later and I had managed to piece my skirt back together.  Couple that with the t-shirt I found the back of my suitcase and I had a 'college/garbage' chic look that was only slightly less terrible than my previous elf-fairy.