#g&d

Rules: post the beginning lines of your most recent 10 published fanfics, then attempt to tag 10 people!

tagged by @blue-glasses-dork

From most to least recent:

I watched you drown for love of me (a prayer, Helios/Phaidros (past), Phaidros/Dionysus, The Hymn to Dionysus)

If you give me a night and a chart (Polaris, January Stirling/River Gale, The Mars House. It’s the latest chapter of for much more than a month, but as the chapters are all finished poems, I think it counts here)

I saw you dance, and I loved you. (Take my hand, January Stirling/River Gale, The Mars House)

Though love crossed with me, love lost greeted me (finding mist, January Stirling/River Gale, The Mars House. The fourth and last of the starlit sonnets, my soulmate au)

I find I can’t peel my eyes from you (You Are Not Beautiful, And Yet, Nine Worlds/Greenwing & Dart, but also Midsummer Mess by Crackfoxx, because it’s the second of two poems written by their fictional (and unbelievably terrible) in-world poet. It’s exactly what I wanted it to be, so be forewarned: it’s bad. It’s so bad.)

I go to find our firewood (The Kindling of the Ashen Heart, Nine Worlds/Greenwing & Dart/Midsummer Mess. The first of the poems by the terrible poet. It’s the worst thing I’ve ever written.)

the winter chill seems endless, (winter’s sun, January Stirling/River Gale, The Mars House)

he is wild-eyed and wild-helmed (wild-eyed and wilder-helmed, Hannan, Critical Role Aramán)

Awake, alone, I look for your star, (evening mist, January Stirling/River Gale, The Mars House. The third of my soulmate au sonnets)

We want to keep every letter and every note (Silver-cast, both Csevet/Maia and Csevet & Maia, The Goblin Emperor)

Happy spooky month.

Happy open your ribcage and devour a victim month.

Happy best time of the year.

Happy Grimdark.

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Grimdark & Dangerous 50% off for the entire month of October. Just use this link.

Grimdark & Dangerous 50% off for the entire month of October. Just use this link.

Don't know what Grimdark & Dangerous is? You must be new here. It's my magnum opus of 5e homebrew. Normally it costs $19.99. This month, if you use this link, it costs $9.99. I'll give you a second to wipe up that water you just spit out of your mouth using your excellent comedic timing skills you glorious potential Grimdark player.

Reader for the kicker?

This month, Grimdark & Dangerous gets it's first milestone expansion. Currently we are poised at 49 copies sold (as of writing). The next person that buys a copy triggers a file update. After 50 copies sold, all past and future buyers of G&D get an extra G&D expansion book for free as part of buying G&D. Grimdark & Dangerous: The Living Grimoire Expansion is a whole thing in and of itself, and if I were going to put a price on it, that price would be $8.99. On its own. Buy G&D, get the second book free. In fact, the only way to get The Living Grimoire is as a free expansion. This is content I've never shared before or published elsewhere. And if you wait, after this month, the price goes back up to $19.99.

Is this clicking for you yet? In the spirit of the month of October, I am slashing the price of a massive homebrew book in half so you can play as a horrible dark fantasy monster in your Halloween game. Not planning on doing a Halloween oneshot or mini campaign? Do one anyway, the amount of content in this book could write multiple distinct campaign outlines just from mixing and matching descriptive text.

You do not know how much self control is has taken me not to start this post with a Destiel meme, this is that big of a deal.

Another bad rip of the old Gorre & Daphetid documentary, but nonetheless at least it's light hearted

There is a definite instability to the couch now, but it was mentioned as repaired in chapter nineteen.