This pupper works for the foundation as a member of the security team; they dont let him leave the facility just like, whenever, since he could be encouraged to make a run for it if left unsupervised (he wouldnt, all his friends are in there and he likes his job) he can turn into a really big wolf at will except on full moons where he follows werewolf logic and has to spend the whole night holed up in his room or in a containment space because he gets a bit weird and stops following directions. Sometimes he hangs out with one of the other hermits and just naps until the night is over. Hes very friendly with them even if hes technically supposed to be guarding the space and not cozying up with anomalies.

For starters, Martyn knows that he is pretty edible and absolutely LOVES it. I see him as the type to enjoy being eaten because haha funny reactions and access to a free bed and transportation, but to a level that can be a bit off-putting to some. Alternatively, sometimes he just does it because he’s hella bored.

I’m talking him purposely sneaking himself into preds’ meals and drinks or even outright lying French girl style on top of a salad just so he can watch them go WTF in real time, or when someone even slightly references the idea of eating he will giggle and proceed to pour condiments on himself or try to jump into someone’s mouth completely unprompted.

And when a pred does humor him for once and decides to eat him, Martyn will say the most outlandish theatrical stuff while inside them that will make them either choke from laughing or instantly regret eating him, because even while being squished in someone’s belly he WILL NOT SHUT UP. One of the few that seems to be able to match this energy is Ren, with them probably roleplaying dumb scenarios because Martyn being eaten will always need to be THAT much more dramatic.

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martyn is such an edible person fr he has no shame over it and will do anything to get inside someone else (i would eat him he deserves it)

generally that someone is ren because he is pupper and likes to eat things hes not supposed to, but they are fucking annoying if anyone else happens to stumble across them mid-nom.

"foul traitor who dareth to interrupt my lunch!! flee, lest ye head be cleaved and fed to the hounds!!" *and then martyn cackling like a madman from his spot in ren's hand