#fuzzyfazz

I was tagged by: patillojack and hadouqueen

Name: Tarell aka Spider

Time/Date: 1325, July 15, 2015

Average hours of sleep: 2-4

Birthday: August 26, 1985

Gender: Male

Sexual orientation: heterosexual

Height: 5'8

One place that makes me happy: on my couch playing games or watching YouTube

How many blankets I sleep with: one at the most

What am I wearing: Army Combat Uniform

Phrases I use the most: ‘so basically’, ‘in all actuality’

Last book I read: I started reading the scorch trials

Last movie I watched: terminator genisys

Last music I bought: uptown funk i think?

Last thing I googled: Arkham Knight knightfall protocol won’t start

Last thing I said to a family member: i’ll talk to you later

Favourite movies: back to the future trilogy

Favourite beverage: sweet tea

Favourite food: fried shrimp

Favourite colour: Blue. I know that seems like lame and simple but I looked up Shades of Blue to see if it was a certain type of blue, but nope, it’s just blue.

Dream vacation: to stay in an ice hotel

Dream wedding: something simple with friends and family

Dream job: nationally syndicated radio dj

whenever people talk about careers/majoring in music (esp singing) im like I HAVE A FRIEND WHO!

(that also applies to myblogisgod btw hi sarah)

country songs about pickup trucks (for obvious reasons)

whenever i see stuff about that whole nebulous ether of youtubers (game grumps? jontron? achievement hunter? rooster teeth? gavin free is a banana apparently? cr1tikal? what is the difference? are they all the same? who knows)

stuff about like the value of platonic love and what platonic vs romantic means in relationships and in sex and stuff like that because we’ve had some solid realtalk about it (and like i dig the fact that we find each other attractive and stuff but it doesn’t make things weird at all i appreciate the fact that you’re hella alloromantic but you retain the capability for other and more complicated sorts of relationships)

sex jokes

all them nostalgia feels about being seniors and trying to enjoy our last year but at the same time practically shaking with excitement to be gone, particularly for you bc we were quietly supporting each other through the entire hellish college process and i appreciate that

im the asshole on the archery range who always makes a joke about boys named Will when they say “fire at will” and i always think of you but i’ve never been in a situation involving both you and someone saying “fire at will” so i’ve never had the chance (i’m sure you’ve gotten this joke like 6000 times in your life already but i must make it myself to be satisfied)

actually this sounds like a good ask meme??? i’m making it into an ask meme