#future-subjunctive

I am writing to make a request suggestion regarding your choice of photo-shoot opportunities and a recurring theme within which is in need of exploitation. Namely when you leap up in the air and look entirely non-plussed about it. I also have certain examples of alternate positions you could use.

 (see enclosed graphical depiction)

 Please in the interest of the public extend the portfolio of bored, levitating Zach. I consider these photo-shoots to be a great success in conveying your indifference to levitation.

I also would like to say thank you for your work, and I hope you retain your status as the greatest eyebrows in Hollywood.

Thank you for your time.

Warm regards,

A representative of the B.L.Z.Q.A.

(Bored Levitating Zachary Quinto Association)

 Ps. I advise, however, that you maintain the "truth" that you cannot actually levitate, though more learned individuals understand that it is actually one of Sylar's lesser known powers and that it only works if he is entirely soporific.

Tbh? I wouldn’t be surprised if I went to a remote town in the middle of Serbia and met someone who lived on my block there 

7. One-shots or longfic?

Longfic. Longfic any day of the week, oh my god. My ideal fic-reading experience involves several hours, depletion of all my emotions, and a few pauses to bury my head in the nearest pillow out of joy/despair. I enjoy one-shots too, but all the stories that have stuck with me are longfics. 

8. Do you read WIPs?

Yes, because my thirst for good fic is greater than my self-control. And one day, if I ever hit it rich, I’m going to offer the author of The District an obscene salary to drop everything and finish it for me and lesbleusthroughandthrough.

13. Has a fic ever made you cry?

Down dust and pine cone tracks, twice. In public!

21. How and when did you get introduced to smut fic? Any horror stories?

The first smut fic I recall reading is, in retrospect, a horror story. I was 13 and had an unhealthy fondness for Snape/Hermione fic. [I know. Believe me, I know.] It was the worst kind as well, because it read like a really bad porn film. Hermione wanted to get extra credit for Potions class, so she went to talk to Snape, and I won’t mention the rest because it doesn’t bear repeating.