Hiccup: I ran into Tuffnut in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he looked me dead in the eyes, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his guitar.
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Hiccup: I ran into Tuffnut in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he looked me dead in the eyes, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his guitar.

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Hiccup: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Astrid: How so?
Hiccup: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
*During Edge of Disaster*
Astrid: So, what’s the plan?
Tuffnut: Step 1: Chaos.
Tuffnut: Step 2: …
Tuffnut: Yeah, that’s it. That’s the whole plan.
*Dagur is cooking*
Fishlegs: Any chance that’s for me?
Dagur: It’s for Astrid and Hiccup. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Heather: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Snotlout: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
Hiccup: I CAN’T DO IT!
Dagur, laughing: Oh, brother, embrace it!
Hiccup: I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE.
Astrid: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Hiccup:
Hiccup: I appreciate it,
Hiccup: BUT LOOK WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH-
Fishlegs: Hiccup-
Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Heather: Hiccup, we gotta-
Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Hiccup: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Hiccup: *motioning towards the twins laughing manically as they drop Snotlout into an active volcano* NOT FUCKING THIS.
Snotlout: *Gasp*
Hiccup: wHAT?
Snotlout: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Hiccup: *inhales*
Fishlegs, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?