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Christ defeats the aliens
Jesus Christ defeated aliens by putting them in a camel clutch..
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Jesus Christ defeated an alien using a technique called the Camel Clutch. This is a joke.
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I draw very childishly when I’m feeling down or sad.
Then when I’m… idk even know what I was feeling when I drew this?
you know it’s bad when even the aliens don't believe in you either. this design is exactly that mix of kawaii sadness + space existentialism that makes you laugh, cry, and give up — but in a pastel way.
What better way to kick off #HotBiSummer than locking your eyes on Roger for #WorldUFODay 👽
Roger Smith is a centuries-old alien who has become more of a sociopath as the series progressed and has been in relationships with differen
👽 AREA 51: U.S.Air Force base, Nevada
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Me, banging together pots and pans in a field at 3am: wOW IT SURE WOULD SUCK IF SOME ALIENS CAME TO ABDUCT ME RIGHT NOW-
I vote for aliens who aren’t baffled at human social things I vote for humans who aren’t baffled at alien social things
I vote for people taking each other at face value
I vote for aliens and humans who are utterly fascinated with each other and want to dive nose deep in each other’s cultures I vote for alien husbands getting a cold with their human wives and experiencing a runny nose for the first time I vote for humans being grossed out but endeared by an alien’s squeaky pet vermin
Scene: a spaceship. A human and an alien are chatting over a cup of hot chocolate/brine. It is the first time the alien has ever mixed with humans.
Human: “So yeah, I slipped and Brad just started laughing like an asshole and…”
Alien: “Sorry, what?! Can you repeat that? I think my translator is broken.”
Human: “I said I slipped and Brad started laughing his stupid head off like the asshole he is!”
Alien: (takes translator off, checks it, puts it back on.) “Oh my [untranslatable, deity associated with surprise and sulphuric acid] you actually meant to say that!”
Human: “Yeah… why?”
The two of them stare at each other, the human in confusion, the alien in straight up horror.
Alien: “… your species, your anuses can… laugh?”
